Favorite political forum topics sung to holiday songs

Goose....you need some time off...

Merry Christmas

Everyone knows Scrooge was a Republican....that is...before the ghosts visited...

APK is spending some quality
time at the PB country club so maybe he can come
up with something original for a change.

{Quote TheGoldenGoose]

AlexPKeaton was able to slipped this little ditty out during visiting hours today ................

I'm dreaming of a white many-Hued Christmas Winter Season

Just like the ones I used to know.

Where the treetops undistinguished winter season non religious objects glisten,

And children listen

To hear sleigh bells non carbon emitting, environmentally friendly vehicles in the snow rising seas of arctic ice melted due to global warming.

I'm dreaming of a white many-Hued Christmas Winter Season

With every Christmas Winter Season card I write.

May your days be merry and bright.
And may all your Christmases Winter Season be white many-Hued.

You know Daschle and Clinton,
And Geihtner, and Holder,

Pelosi., Sebelius,
Rahmbo and Carter.

But do you recall
The most dangerous liberal of all?

Obama, the Kenyan born Muslim,
Had some very socialist views,
And if you ever heard of them,
You would say our country is screwed.

All of the other liberals,
Used to orgasm while repeating his name,
This even included the media,
He's the messiah, they would proclaim.

Then with many people in need,
Americans came to say,
Obama, we've been told you're bright
Won't you guide us through our plight?

But instead of helping our nation,
get through our misery right now,
Obama kept traveling overseas,
Where he would continue to bow.

WTF mixed font is that

Away in Copenhagen Denmark,
Global warming's a crock,
The Messiah Obama,
The main stream media won't knock,

The generals in Afghanistan,
Keep asking for troops,
Obama keeps dithering,
whomever voted for him are dupes.

Americans are suffering,
The economy is real shit
But little Lord Obama,
Is busy with beer summits.

The libs love Thee Lord Obama,
He keeps giving away free stuff,
Let the rich folks pay all the taxes,
'you can't run up the deficit enough

Be near me, Lord Obama,
The lemmings all pray.
For hope and change,
whether they're straight or they're gay,

Please protect us Lord Obama,
we don't care who gets pissed,
Liberals hate capitalist success,
We prefer socialists

Not a song, but, a familiar Christmas poem

"Twas a week before Christmas*

*When all through our land,*

*Not a Christian was praying*

*Nor taking a stand.*

*See the PC Police had taken away,*

*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*

*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*

*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*

*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*

* December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.*

*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*

*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*

*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*

*Something was changing, something quite odd! *

*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*

*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*

*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*

* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*

*At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears*

*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*

*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-is-ty*

*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*

*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*

*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*

*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*

*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*

*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*

* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*

*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*

*The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*

*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*

*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*

*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*

*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS ,

Not Happy Holiday !*