Posted: 1/5/2013 4:09:43 PM
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Betting man I is ,
Placing some cash on Ponder tossing + 2 INTS
n' Sammy being under weather @ + 99 Fever. . .
Then again,perhaps mine cristal ball will be in need of Windex.
Not because Ball reveals today's date in numerology sense
Coinciding with 57 ( Lombardi's death) 5+7= 12
Not because of an Old Seminole tribe legend,whereabouts rookie squaws would be cruelly sent to the fine frozen pastures of Lambeau to hunt down illusive # 12 Cheese God known as AAron.
( As of this date, none Buccaneer or Seminole has succeeded
@ 22 ° n' below. )
But because it Appears that with a QB rating
of 41.9 @ Lambeau
58.2 @ Bears
37.3 @ Seattle
This Pondering Faux Viking , Thin blooded Seminole alumni, will perish from dome to doom at 10 PM via Temps of 10 °
Tossing encore 2 nd INT.
Contrary to fevered analysis , Pass yardage has held a substantial advantage over rushing yrds in recent Battles of the Frozen Tundra.
Furthermore there's a little old Lady from Wendy's knocking at Sammy's door. . .
" Where's the Beef ? " She says.
Dismayed as anyone might be facing an angry capping granny...
"Good n' well Peterson runs as
a wild stud horse sonny boy, however sandwiched between all those yrds is a very non Beefy 1 TD avg. per game !
While over at Mc Packers, that Beefy Aaron 3 TD Patty Avg oozing with special Rodgers rushing sauce* is a winner " !
( * Last years Lambeau playoff loss,
Rodgers rushed for 66 yrds )
Food for thought. . .
Comes down to a 3 TD home avg aerial attack over
a visting 24th ranked passing D led by a single TD rushing avg attack , led by a rookie QB
from Fla St with a sore arm who will be pissing icicles
by 11 PM ,who knows he's got a newly wed , hot babe wife @ home to melt all blues n' purples away.
Grats to Vikes for 2012 overachievement , however inside word has that All toilet seats in Packers locker room have Giants logo as forget me nots.
Packers 30 Vikings 20
Chicken soup Sammy n' feel better !