HOLYDIVER KING CRAB CBB CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYS

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Posted: 4/8/2013 1:13:07 PM

SATURDAYS RESULTS

2 - 0   YESTERDAY

2 - 0   YESTERDAY POD'S     

0 - 0   IN TEASERS YESTERDAY

92 - 46 - 1 PAST 15 DAYS

78 - 96  IN TEASERS OVERALL

330- 236 - 9  PAST 51 DAYS IN POD'S

1 - 2  NBA TOTALS

+70,000,000* YESTERDAY                                     

YTD WINNINGS OVERALL +162,370,750

YTD POD  351 - 221                                                 

YTD RECORD -  439 - 333 - 8

 

WICHITA ST +12 -150 (40,000,000*)

MICHIGAN (ML) -130 (30,000,000*)

 

OK EVERYONE WE HAVE FINALLY MADE IT TO CHAMPIONSHIP NIGHT. I HAVE A VERY STRONG LEAN AS OF NOW BUT DO NOT WANT TO REVEAL IT YET. WE ARE STILL IN THE BAHAMAS AND ARE HAVING AN ALL OUT TIKI BAR BASH TONIGHT AND PLAN ON BUYING THE WHOLE BAR DRINKS

STAY TUNED FOR TONIGHTS WINNERS AND IT WILL BE FINE WINE, AND KING CRAB LEGS FOR ALL

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Posted: 4/8/2013 1:16:41 PM
Are you buying king crab for everyone on covers too? I'm from the northwest and the best king crab come from Alaska you can PayPal me and I get you king crab.
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Posted: 4/8/2013 1:23:10 PM

HELL YEAH PHO

GUYS SERIOUSLY I AM GOING TO TEAR IT UP TONIGHT WILL HAVE 1ST HALF , SECOND HALF, PLAYS AND TOTALS FOR ALL

I AM ACTUALLY WATCHING WHAT IS GOING ON OFFSHORE AND AS OF NOW AM FAVORING THE ODDS MAKERS AND SERIOUSLY FEEL THE PLAY TONIGHT WILL BE AGAINST THE SHARPS

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Posted: 4/8/2013 1:24:27 PM
Man I feel bad for your Local. Hes been taking a serious azzraiping. 
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Posted: 4/8/2013 1:24:31 PM
Hahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Posted: 4/8/2013 1:33:03 PM


Wait, are you watching the off-shore books, or are you literally just watching the shore???

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Posted: 4/8/2013 2:28:26 PM
That drink offer is still on the table, I'll be here for another 5 days, staying in the Coral Towers...
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Posted: 4/8/2013 4:41:41 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by tinoker55:

That drink offer is still on the table, I'll be here for another 5 days, staying in the Coral Towers...

I'm pretty sure Holydiver rented out a full tower to himself.  He already owns the world famous tikibar.  Have you ever heard of it?  Jose makes a mean rumrunner and the family style wet t-shirt contest is one for the ages!!    

Note to self:  If I ever decide to live in an internet fantasy world of lavish vacations and multi-million dollar wagering, try not to be so cliche about things.  

I think HD must be busy today adding up his MLB record.  
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Posted: 4/8/2013 5:14:22 PM
TINOKER, I CRUISED DOWN ON MY 100 FT YACHT FROM CALI TO NEW ZEALAND, GOING TO HOP ON MY PRIVATE JET AND MEET YOU FRO THAT DRINK...BY THE WAY GOING WITH 400 MILLIONX 185 ON THE VILLE ML...THAN 400 MILLION ON THE OVER 138 AND A 200 MILLION TWO TEAM PARLAY...MANMY LOCAL IS GOING TO HATE ME AFTER THIS
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Posted: 4/8/2013 5:41:38 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BOUNTYHOUNTER:

TINOKER, I CRUISED DOWN ON MY 100 FT YACHT FROM CALI TO NEW ZEALAND, GOING TO HOP ON MY PRIVATE JET AND MEET YOU FRO THAT DRINK...BY THE WAY GOING WITH 400 MILLIONX 185 ON THE VILLE ML...THAN 400 MILLION ON THE OVER 138 AND A 200 MILLION TWO TEAM PARLAY...MANMY LOCAL IS GOING TO HATE ME AFTER THIS

What a waste of gas.

When you're a baller like Holydiver, you own a teleportation chamber and cruise the world in seconds flat.  
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Posted: 4/8/2013 5:56:47 PM
I thought Zimbabwe took their currency out of circulation
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Posted: 4/8/2013 6:24:22 PM
all those numbers are Pesos. lol. He says he is gonna buy everyone at the bar a drink? Just buy the whole damn bar, and he-ll just buy the whole damn island while you're at it. Might as well. I heard once that someone bought an island for 20 mil, that's chump change for you.  I think it was Jen Aniston, but not positive, but it was an actress.  Was a few years ago I remember reading about it.  A win tonight and you will have enough money to buy a professional sports team.  Guess your local has more money than Mark Cuban, or maybe he IS Mark Cuban? lol
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Posted: 4/8/2013 6:28:45 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BOUNTYHOUNTER:

TINOKER, I CRUISED DOWN ON MY 100 FT YACHT FROM CALI TO NEW ZEALAND, GOING TO HOP ON MY PRIVATE JET AND MEET YOU FRO THAT DRINK...BY THE WAY GOING WITH 400 MILLIONX 185 ON THE VILLE ML...THAN 400 MILLION ON THE OVER 138 AND A 200 MILLION TWO TEAM PARLAY...MANMY LOCAL IS GOING TO HATE ME AFTER THIS
We now officially have the biggest new toolbag on the site. Stupid kid 
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Posted: 4/8/2013 6:34:23 PM
I just got an advance from the company I work for, and had to sign a contract in case I ever lose my job or quit, but basically got an advance for every dollar I will ever make for the rest of my life working there until I retire at age 65 and am putting all of it on the Louisville ML.  And even after all of my pay for the next 30 years, it still is only a measly 1.8 million, but am so confident on this win that I figure I can just kill myself if they lose. lmao.  But this just goes to show how outlandishly false any of COC_KDIVER"S bet amounts really are.  At 60K a year I would not even make 2 million dollars over the next 30 years.
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Posted: 4/8/2013 7:08:40 PM

Diver- you've inspired me... I already got approval for that 100 k advance from bookies' boss' boss... waiting for that release

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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:13:49 PM

OK GUYS HERE WE ARE! IT'S TIME!!!!!!! I AM MOVING IN WITH MY PLAYS LIVE FROM THE TIKI BAR

ADDING:

MICH (1ST) HALF +2 (40,000,000*) (POD #1)

OVER 63 (1ST) HALF (20,000,000*) (POD #2)

VILLE (ML) -200 (100,000,000*) (POD #3)

OVER 138 (40,000,000*) (POD #4)

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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:22:47 PM

Go get em Diver! your record speaks for itself. Don't care if you bet $1 or $1,000,000.00.

 

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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:23:15 PM

you kouw dat king crab come on #s like 6-9 or 9-12 or 14-17 or 16-20 or 20-24 and 24 and up just been real man all this is king crab #s and 6-9 is the bigest gl

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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:27:19 PM
Gl, hd
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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:30:24 PM
BOL EVERYONE IT HAS BEEN A GREAT SEASON
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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:36:43 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by shaney510:

Go get em Diver! your record speaks for itself. Don't care if you bet $1 or $1,000,000.00.

 




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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:37:17 PM

ADDING:

PROP BETS:

LOUIVILLE POINTS OVER 71 (40,000,000*) -115 (POD#5)

MICH (1ST) TO 10 POINTS (20,000,000*) -100 (POD #6)

MICH/LOU 3PT SHOTS MADE OVER 12.5 +105 (20,000,000*)

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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:48:57 PM
How do you bet 280 mil when you've only won 162 mil?
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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:53:38 PM

Wow, shocker taking the 2:1 ML favorite

by the way....-200 is terrible odds compared to whats out there

good luck at fantasy tiki land....dont forget your vaseline

when you have to double up in MLB to get ahead dont forget to add up your losses correctly this time.

Happy square gambling

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Posted: 4/8/2013 8:56:34 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by The Hawk:

How do you bet 280 mil when you've only won 162 mil?

dont bother hawk....he doesnt answer questions anymore bc every story is more laughable than the last and he now knows better

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