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#1 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:32:23 PM
Duke University Flopping Camp
June 21-25, 2009
Durham, NC
Applicant Information
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Full Name:
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Applicant Must Answer “Yes” to Each Question to Attend Camp
Are you white? _________________________
Do you lack athletic ability? _______________________
Does your offensive “game” consist of standing outside the three point line? _______________________
Are you adept at tripping? ___________________
Are you a lil’ floor-slapper? _____________________
Do you pee sitting down? ___________________
Do you want to be a Duke Assistant Coach? ________
Would person Vitale label you a “Winner”? ________
Do you like Italian Soccer? _____________________
Do you spend the majority of the game looking at your man’s back? _________________
Please Answer Below (used for roommate compatibility) :
1) Your favorite Duke flopper is (circle one):
Shane Battier
Greg Paulus
Steve Wojciechowski
Other
2) Your favorite announcer is (circle one):
person Vitale
Mike Patrick
Please don’t make me choose
3) You are defending on a fast break, with your opponent going for a lay-up you:
Slap at the ball as your opponent goes by Wait until your opponent is in the air, and then throw your body under him
Undercut your opponent’s legs and then collapse in a heap
Take a pair of nuts to the face as your opponent dunks on you
4) After your teammate performs a successful flop, you:
Pump fist feverishly
Look at Coach K and exchange knowing smiles
Save image of the flop in your “masturbatory memory box”
Hug as many men as you can
5) The best way to describe your play is (circle one):
“Scrappy”
“A coach on the court”
“Hard-nosed”
6) You wet the bed (circle one):
Frequently
Always
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#2 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:35:37 PM lol |
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#3 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:36:20 PM |
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#4 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:37:16 PM |
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#5 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:39:20 PM WAKES  THE PLAY GUYS GLTA |
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#6 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:40:08 PM too funny 
Duck Fuke... |
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#7 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:40:39 PM thats some funny garbage |
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#8 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:40:43 PM
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#9 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:41:53 PM It's sad you have enough time on you're hands to do this. |
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#10 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:43:11 PM
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#11 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:44:32 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by CameronCrazieDm: It's sad you have enough time on you're hands to do this.
Cut and Paste buddy takes about 2 clicks from my trigger finger
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#12 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:47:24 PM classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest sh#t I have seen in awhile! Thank you. I still can't get over Christian Laetner in the regional final against my hometown Kentucky Wildcats. Cheesedick Laetner steps on Timberlake and is allowed to stay in the rest of the game to hit one of the most famous shots in college basketball history in one of the greatest tournament games as well! Again, thank you!!! |
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#13 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:48:39 PM HAHA.......EVERYONE AT MY HOUSE IS LAUGHING AT THIS |
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#14 Posted: 2/22/2009 6:51:45 PM Great stuff. LMAO.
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#15 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:12:34 PM
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#16 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:16:50 PM Hey KG no opinion on the game? I think WAKE can play with these crazies. |
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#17 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:19:26 PM duke will win by 9 or 10.. you think they will loose to wake at home... NO.... |
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#18 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:25:37 PM
white people drive like this: dooo da do da dooo..." Homer
Think i'll double my wake bet
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#19 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:25:54 PM
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#20 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:26:17 PM Funny garbage! |
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#21 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:27:28 PM  |
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#22 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:27:35 PM my in-laws live in Durham - live and die by DOOK. As does my wife - I'm a huge Heels fan, so -
Wake 1H
Wake 1H UNDER
Wake ATS
Wake ML
WAKE AND BAKE BABY TO THE BANK.
Not a good sign that Coach K is changing the starting 5 AGAIN, right before a huge match-up. Deacs win by at least 6.  |
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#23 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:31:24 PM UNREAL FUNNY!!! |
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#24 Posted: 2/22/2009 7:34:09 PM damn i need wake +6.5 and arizona +7.5 to go 8-2 today |
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#25 Posted: 2/22/2009 8:16:49 PM
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