So - had a cardiac sonogram today . . . gotta love it when you totally misjudge a comment that you believe is pure comedy gold . . .
Cardio Tech: [handing me paper towels] Here you go . . .the sonogram gel is all over your chest - you'll need to clean up.
Me: [wiping of chest] . . . Ummm, wow. . . blast from the past . . . this reminds me of some repressed memories of Scout Camp with my Scout Leader.
Cardio Tech: [Frowning].
Gay humor is so often lost on the gays . . . a straight cardio tech would have given me a Quagmire "giggidy giggidy" . . .
Next time, I'll use Lindsay Lohan as the punchline. . . I just felt she is too often referred to as the punchline to semen jokes.
Anywho . . .
May: 21/15/2 [15.04]
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France National Time (it's the end of the road - promotion/relegation fights)
Creteil Paris . . . Paris needs to get out of the cellar . . .Creteil who have totally been on autopilot coasting and playing like crap will want to finish on top. . .
Creteil o/2.5 (-131) 2 units
Frejus Colmar . . . Frejus will want to hold onto that final promotion spot and ensure it doesn't get jumped by Le Poire Sur Vie . . .
Frejus o/2.5 (-105)
Le Poire Sur Vie Carquefou . . . LPsV sucks on the road but should throw everything into scoring in hopes of jumping Frejus . . .Carquefou capable at home.
LPsV o/2,25 (-111)
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So - had a cardiac sonogram today . . . gotta love it when you totally misjudge a comment that you believe is pure comedy gold . . .
Cardio Tech: [handing me paper towels] Here you go . . .the sonogram gel is all over your chest - you'll need to clean up.
Me: [wiping of chest] . . . Ummm, wow. . . blast from the past . . . this reminds me of some repressed memories of Scout Camp with my Scout Leader.
Cardio Tech: [Frowning].
Gay humor is so often lost on the gays . . . a straight cardio tech would have given me a Quagmire "giggidy giggidy" . . .
Next time, I'll use Lindsay Lohan as the punchline. . . I just felt she is too often referred to as the punchline to semen jokes.
Anywho . . .
May: 21/15/2 [15.04]
Adding:
France National Time (it's the end of the road - promotion/relegation fights)
Creteil Paris . . . Paris needs to get out of the cellar . . .Creteil who have totally been on autopilot coasting and playing like crap will want to finish on top. . .
Creteil o/2.5 (-131) 2 units
Frejus Colmar . . . Frejus will want to hold onto that final promotion spot and ensure it doesn't get jumped by Le Poire Sur Vie . . .
Frejus o/2.5 (-105)
Le Poire Sur Vie Carquefou . . . LPsV sucks on the road but should throw everything into scoring in hopes of jumping Frejus . . .Carquefou capable at home.
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