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#226 Posted: 9/13/2008 2:34:35 AM  Just opened this thread for the first time. You guys crack me up. This is a classic thread.  |
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#227 Posted: 9/13/2008 5:23:04 AM Van--which guy are u in the boat cause the fat one facing us ain't dropping 5 shots a day into anyone's mouth unless it is vomit. |
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#228 Posted: 9/13/2008 8:40:43 AM This thread should go to the archives. |
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#229 Posted: 9/13/2008 10:42:49 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by helpdeskXpert: there are several cheap knives in his background where he can use to robb a bank for a living. this kid isn't going anywhere in life.
Let me ask you something wiseguy.
Have you ever had a roll like I have in my pic? That was after the superbowl - I got paid eleven 20 dollar bills - YES 220 BUCKS! You ever win that much? I call that a "yo of jacksons" and my boyz were on my tip for weeks.
Everyone better stop making fun of my pic. Im tired of it. Im not going to take it anymore. You see those weapons on the wall behind me? Guess what - they dont always stay on the wall.
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#230 Posted: 9/13/2008 11:19:36 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by helpdeskXpert: there are several cheap knives in his background where he can use to robb a bank for a living. this kid isn't going anywhere in life.
Why you be hatin, yo?
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
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#231 Posted: 9/16/2008 2:37:44 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by vanzack:
Let me ask you something wiseguy.
Have you ever had a roll like I have in my pic? That was after the superbowl - I got paid eleven 20 dollar bills - YES 220 BUCKS! You ever win that much? I call that a "yo of jacksons" and my boyz were on my tip for weeks.
Everyone better stop making fun of my pic. Im tired of it. Im not going to take it anymore. You see those weapons on the wall behind me? Guess what - they dont always stay on the wall.
Vanzack, why lie to be cool? We all know your some dork behind a little computer screen. Congrats on winning the eleven 20 dollar bills. I bet you felt really cool when you won 220 bucks. WOW!
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#232 Posted: 9/16/2008 5:36:16 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Starbuck:
Vanzack, why lie to be cool? We all know your some dork behind a little computer screen. Congrats on winning the eleven 20 dollar bills. I bet you felt really cool when you won 220 bucks. WOW!
You guys are a riot!!
How are the wife and kids, Vanzack?
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#233 Posted: 9/21/2008 2:12:01 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot:
Let's say Sunday Night Baseball Features The struggling Detroit
Tigers +170 at St. Louis Cards... -200. So you load up on Detroit and
wager $2,000.00 to win $3,400.00... Let's say Detroit has an
amazing Top of the 1st and scores 5 Runs... it's 5-0 Detroit already.
St. Louis hasn't even swung the bats yet... and Matchbook says... ok
it's now Detroit -200 and St. Louis +170... so now you load up on St. Louis at +170 $2,000.00 to win $3,400.00...
now either way... whoever wins.. you're going to win $1,400.00 Cash.
This is what Vanzack is saying. Yes, there aren't too many people who
have a bankroll of $4,000.00 laying around... but this is how you make
money offshore. Everyone want's to be the Big Dog at covers.com and
make a thread and say hey... I'm taking Detroit +170... and I'm letting
$2,000.00 ride on it... (I've done it myself) but then in the same
thread... you say guys I hedged it the other way because Detroit scored
5 runs in the first... and I want to get some return on my money.
People in the same post would say... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??? That's
crazy!!! This is where emotions come into play. If you act like a
machine this wouldn't bother you... you're playing to win. This is what
Vanzack means with the 5% Type B. Club
so to speak. People have way to much pride in letting Detroit ride out
with that 5 run cushion... then all of a sudden St. Louis wins in the
Bottom of the 9th and you thought you won $3,400.00 but you actually
lost $2,000.00
[Quote: Originally Posted by STEVEPERRY]
Actually you only lost $600.00
[Quote: Originally Posted by grapevinekid] So you load up on Detroit and wager $2,000.00 to win $3,400.00
Steve: No, that's a $2000 loss. 
Where the darn did you guys go to School?.. You may want to ask for your back!!
$2000 x 1.7 = $3400 - $2000 (losing wager) = $1400 net profit
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#234 Posted: 9/21/2008 3:56:47 PM  |
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#235 Posted: 9/29/2008 12:28:58 PM |
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#236 Posted: 9/29/2008 1:18:43 PM Absolutely hilarious. "These knives don't always stay on the wall."
LMFAO.................. |
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#237 Posted: 9/29/2008 5:24:28 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by wasabitobiko: Originally Posted by STEVEPERRY] Actually you only lost $600.00 Originally Posted by grapevinekid]
So you load up on Detroit and wager $2,000.00 to win $3,400.00
Steve: No, that's a $2000 loss.
Where the darn did you guys go to School?.. You may want to ask for your back!!
$2000 x 1.7 = $3400 - $2000 (losing wager) = $1400 net profit
I saw a post for $600 and then for $2000, I was wondering wtf am I doing wrong getting $1400. So I actually took out a piece of paper and wrote it down to make sure I was not going crazy.
Van......good luck with covers. I'm sure this brings some joy to your day, despite who you are. |
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#238 Posted: 9/30/2008 10:58:43 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by vanzack:
You morons just keep coming at me and Im mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Chriscapper has sent me over the edge.
Guess what? I didnt want to have to do this, but you made me, oh yes - you made me - and the girls arent here to stop me. Im going to tell you why my name isnt really Zack - its because my name is really someone rich and famous that even all of you snot nosed MOFOs at covers would know from your basements!!
So Im rich and famous - and you arent - and you are pissed that I get all of the cars, cash, and poontang you want but cant get.
And oh yes - THAT IS HOW I ROLL. See the pics? Count the babes on my boat. Not one, not two, 10 at a time.
Can Chriscapper say he has ever had 5 blowjobs in a day and won 150K on baseball and not even cared>???? darn no. He bangs a toothless overweight ho and watches a rabbit ears black and white while sipping on gin and juice.
Take that Chriscapper.
Now I must warn you - if you attempt to respond in an inflamatory fashion I will be forced to have my high priced lawyers subpoena you too. Notice why the other morons like Godfather and Bacrol have stopped posting? The long arm of the law extends right to my yacht guy and Im not taking this anymore. Respond with respect or you will find your behind in the same stinky cell rotting away on Barbados as these other two assclowns.
Tread lightly....
holy garbage!
i can't believe what i'm reading...
hey Vansack... come get me loser! you are the biggest piece of garbage delusional guy i have ever come across in my life...
guess what! nobody with an ounce of self-respect or dignity would ever post this horseshit you post! you are a friggin loser! period!
insecure... needy... wanting attention... begging for attention... crying for attention...
LOSER!
come get me girl! you are ZERO! |
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#239 Posted: 9/30/2008 11:00:37 AM here's a very safe bet:
anybody who is constantly talking about how many supermodels they are banging on their yacht... has never seen a super model or been on a yacht... |
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#240 Posted: 9/30/2008 11:01:54 AM yea, i'm really sure the supermodels are so distraught about the angst on covers...
oh no... the poor supermodels...
give me a friggin break! this is the most pathetic garbage i have ever seen on Covers or anywhere else... pathetic! |
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#241 Posted: 9/30/2008 7:15:08 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by GoG:
here's a very safe bet:
anybody who is constantly talking about how many supermodels they are banging on their yacht... has never seen a super model or been on a yacht...
Here is an EVEN SAFER BET:
You are the reigning dumbest poster at covers:
Yes -100000
No +100000
Jesus. You cant make this stuff up. No wonder people will follow a pecking chicken to their winners, or a guy who whale watches at the LV Hilton. |
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#242 Posted: 9/30/2008 7:20:55 PM I am proclaiming this the funniest thread in covers history.
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#243 Posted: 9/30/2008 8:40:10 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by vanzack:
I am proclaiming this the funniest thread in covers history.
agreed... and you are the biggest joke in the history of humanity!
i am not a master of psychology, zak... i am the master of psychology... it is remedial to pick apart your bullshit and see all of your insecurities and deficiencies...
you are, simply, a human joke!
it doesn't matter if you are a millionaire, on a boat, or the greatest capper in the world... because what you really want and need even more than any of that, is acceptance from chatroom populations... that is friggin sad!
get a grip, man... you are seriously a disgrace to your species!
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#244 Posted: 9/30/2008 8:43:20 PM there is a guy on Covers that i know very well... he is one of the best cappers on this site, without a doubt, and he can buy and sell everyone you know...
and you know what makes him truly great? you would never ever know that about him... he comes here, he caps, he gives his take, gets his info, and that is all... he doesn't have this infantile need to proclaim himself the greatest, and tell people he's banging the Swedish Bikini Team...
seriously man...
you want to really impress me? make yourself valuable: jump over the side of that boat and chum the water... because at least as chum you have value... as a human being you are worthless! |
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#245 Posted: 9/30/2008 9:38:19 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by GoG:
there is a guy on Covers that i know very well... he is one of the best cappers on this site, without a doubt, and he can buy and sell everyone you know...
and you know what makes him truly great? you would never ever know that about him... he comes here, he caps, he gives his take, gets his info, and that is all... he doesn't have this infantile need to proclaim himself the greatest, and tell people he's banging the Swedish Bikini Team...
seriously man...
you want to really impress me? make yourself valuable: jump over the side of that boat and chum the water... because at least as chum you have value... as a human being you are worthless!
You are so dumb.
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#246 Posted: 9/30/2008 11:54:03 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by vanzack:
You are about to get an imaginary subpoena delivered for SLANDER dumbass!!!
One more slanderous comment, just one, and you will be dragged in to the Court of Barbados by your toenails!
Bring it.
Slander is spoken. Libel is written.
You are so dumb.
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#247 Posted: 10/1/2008 12:09:15 AM vanzack == created by covers, as much as he post his green bars should be off the chart. no way could a covers member talk so intelligently(most of the time) and look like such a douche. he also gave his myspace or some garbage, and no way are those pics real.....sorry covers....but i'm calling bullshit
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#248 Posted: 10/1/2008 12:49:26 AM interesting take, cmo... maybe you're on to something... |
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#249 Posted: 10/1/2008 8:46:18 AM OMG. It only gets better.
A bunch of einsteins in here.
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#250 Posted: 10/1/2008 11:12:28 AM
Van, remember when you picked me up off Brazil and we sailed down to the Galapagos? Awesome trip, man. There was that one model from VS that just couldn't handled her liquor. I think most of them were topless for the entire trip.
Awesome times.
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