I Cheated On My Wife... The Mistress Says She's 14 Days Late...

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Posted: 12/23/2007 6:49:11 PM
What a way to get a text message from someone  2 days before Christmas that says "I have some issues" Meaning... the girl has issues. So I text her back and I said what problem do you have? She says... "I'm 14 days late and I'm freaking out."
 
 
Naturally... my heart went into my throat... and my stomach doesn't feel so good. I asked her when's the longest that she's been late before... she said 7-8 days tops. Not 14. Of course we haven't spoken over the phone yet... and this was all done by text messages. I asked her I wanted to talk to her over the phone but she told me she's at work right now but would call me later.
 
She told me she usually starts her period around the 7th of the month.
 
This is unbelievable 2 days before Christmas... totally unreal.
 
Should I just shoot myself now? I really need a drink right now...
 
Damn I'm scared sh#$less.
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Posted: 12/23/2007 6:59:24 PM
are you serious???
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Posted: 12/23/2007 7:01:00 PM
1)  Is she married?
2)  Did u use a condom?
3)  Is she on the pill?
4)  Have u guys only done it 1 time?
 
I will be watching this sytem closely
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Posted: 12/23/2007 7:01:58 PM
she's lying to you bro, she wants you to leave your wife and be with her.  this is a game lots of women play. don't panic, even if she's telling the truth, which she isn't, she would have something done to terminate the pregnancy.
 
she sounds like trouble, like most mistresses.  give her $200, tell her to have it taken care of, and to not call you or text you again.  
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Posted: 12/23/2007 7:02:13 PM
Just wait for the kid to be born and kill her and the kid and then kill yourself.

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Posted: 12/23/2007 7:03:22 PM
is she a believer in abortion?? If not, I know, find a spot in your city with LOTS of stairs...and bring some extra virgin olive oil...the real slippery kind
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Posted: 12/23/2007 7:26:33 PM
The Anal Sex Stork delivers a Christmas Miracle
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Posted: 12/23/2007 7:30:11 PM
Some of the facts that I do know:
 
1. She is not married but does have a child with another guy.
 
2. We've been messing around since late 2005. On and off. She pulled this stunt before had the baby... but never forced me to take a paternity test. Why? I don't know? Probably because it's not mine. It doesn't look like me either.
 
3. I brought condoms and I was about to put one on and she goes WTF are you doing? I said putting a condom on... she goes do you think I'm dirty or something? I'm only sleeping with you. So I didn't put it on.
 
4. I asked her about birth control and I'm waiting for her response. I thought she was on the pill to begin with... of course I thought I knew how to hold my load and stuff... apparently not?
 
5. I'm worried for many reasons...
 
A. My wife does know about my affair but has no idea the girl's pregnant. Sh#$, I didn't even know she was pregnant.
 
B. I promised her I wouldn't ever cheat again... and actually most people say it... but really I wasn't ever going to do it again.
 
C. I have a lot of assets that the mistress could come after for child support... which I believe is her motive.
 
D. This would also make my life a living hell for me and my wife for basically.... LIFE.
 
E. My wife could also get pissed off and just divorce me... I'd be making payments on the new home... child support for 2 kids... yep basically wouldn't be worth a sh#$ to anyone.
 
That's why I'm worried.
 
We talked about abortion through text... (while I'm typing this) but I really can't get a good feel on her. Like... I think she's trying to feel me out. Naturally, I can't have another child with someone else. But she might want one with me for the money.
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Posted: 12/23/2007 7:44:55 PM
i pray to god, i never have to deal with this in my life
 
you married you wife for a reason, unless your drunk behind was in vegas.. whats the matter with people, when you marry someone, you don't stray, if so tell them and get on with your life.
 
look at this loser woman, with one of your other kids maybe.  this is jerry sringer material.  if you want to F around with other women, tell your wife.dont lie, be a man.  this skank could take you for all your worth just cause you wanted another piece of behind.  i pray i never come across this
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Posted: 12/23/2007 8:02:52 PM
you deserve all of this, cheating will always get you screwed over
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Posted: 12/23/2007 8:08:14 PM
you are so fucked .. gotta wear a condom man no matter what
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Posted: 12/23/2007 8:08:40 PM
Im sure you will take like your hero and trip out and choke the baby to death while punchin your girls face into a wall till all is left is skull and blood.
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Posted: 12/23/2007 8:16:05 PM
MoneyShot-

The fact that she is a single mother and from what you say "money hungry" is not a good thing.  If she already has 1 person child, and is getting child support, chances are she will have your kid..

I would imagine the box is bomb as darn if you are having an affair, but chicks like here have cost at least 2 of my buddies more than a grand a month in child suppot for a kid they didn't want.  One of these broads actually tried to get my buddy to PAY HER NOT to have the kid...talk about a person...

Good Luck with your situation   Someone else mentioned she could be messing with you for whatever reason.  Let's hope that is just the case
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Posted: 12/23/2007 8:33:20 PM
if this is true, this will not end well.
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Posted: 12/23/2007 9:07:09 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot:

 
 
3. I brought condoms and I was about to put one on and she goes WTF are you doing? I said putting a condom on... she goes do you think I'm dirty or something? I'm only sleeping with you. So I didn't put it on.
 

Big mistake. Anybody but your wife you need to wear a bag no matter what. I sympathize with you because I was seeing this girl that said she knows her cycle real well so don't worry about the condom. Then she later says she would like to have a baby with me. I didn't hit that garbage without a condom after that. Sucks this happened to you right before Xmas. I hope it works out for you, hopefully she is just really late and gets her period tonight.

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Posted: 12/23/2007 9:29:42 PM
Guess you aren't worried about playing Donald Trump and Mr. Businessman anymore huh?  Since you know everything about the law, tell me what the child support standards act provides for by way of support for one child.
 
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Posted: 12/23/2007 9:30:05 PM
I hope she is so pregnant that she has friggin triplets. I hope your wife divorces you. This way maybe u will learn when your living in an apartment while paying everything u have becuase you
 
CHEATED ON YOU WIFE.
 
IDIOT
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Posted: 12/23/2007 9:33:13 PM
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Posted: 12/23/2007 9:43:43 PM
Advice: DEMAND I repeat DEMAND a home pregnancy test RIGHT NOW and have her piss on it as soon as possible after purchase, look at it this way, she does it tomorrow and it turns out positive (it may not) will you feel worse than you do at this moment?
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Posted: 12/23/2007 9:47:40 PM
do you really think you're the only one humping her?

probably best to go get tested for STDs
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Posted: 12/23/2007 9:57:26 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by KQC:

do you really think you're the only one humping her?

probably best to go get tested for STDs

 well that is step 2 (paternity test) obviously assuming this broad truly is pregnant and not just fuckin with this guy

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Posted: 12/23/2007 10:05:26 PM
A. You cheated on your wife

B. You were dumb enough not to use a condom

C. You were dumb enough not to ask is she was on the pill


Sorry bro you get no sympathy from me, the only person you can blame is yourself for making dumb mistakes
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Posted: 12/23/2007 10:07:15 PM
 Dam, You really have the money shot.  Those boys can swim.
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Posted: 12/23/2007 10:12:35 PM
something people in here forgot to mention:

if you have a deal with your wife that allows you to cheat on her, and it's fine for both of you guys, so be it.

Why dont you just stick to blowjobs and anal sex to avoid this kind of trouble?
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Posted: 12/23/2007 10:23:16 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ItalianSharp:

something people in here forgot to mention:

if you have a deal with your wife that allows you to cheat on her, and it's fine for both of you guys, so be it.

Why dont you just stick to blowjobs and anal sex to avoid this kind of trouble?

Anal Sex can cause pregnancy...please keep up with all current covers trends

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