I [Heart] Rebecca Martinson - Maryland Sorority Girl Rant

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Sure, maybe you can question her priorities, and maybe she's just the slightest little bit insane; but, in a world full of people who spend their entire lives trying to make sure they don't say what they're actually thinking, Ms. Martinson is a breath of (extememly profane) fresh air. She also coined a term in her email that will stay in my mind forever (hint: both words rhyme with "bunt"), and is, well, hot (or at least hot-ish). Enjoy.

https://www.thefrisky.com/2013-04-19/meet-rebecca-martinson-the-rabid-sorority-sister-from-delta-gamma/

Here's an Oscar-nominated actor reading Ms. Martinson's letter.

https://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter

MaineRoad · Answer

Sure, maybe you can question her priorities, and maybe she's just the slightest little bit insane; but, in a world full of people who spend their entire lives trying to make sure they don't say what they're actually thinking, Ms. Martinson is a breath of (extememly profane) fresh air. She also coined a term in her email that will stay in my mind forever (hint: both words rhyme with "bunt"), and is, well, hot (or at least hot-ish). Enjoy.

https://www.thefrisky.com/2013-04-19/meet-rebecca-martinson-the-rabid-sorority-sister-from-delta-gamma/

Here's an Oscar-nominated actor reading Ms. Martinson's letter.

https://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter

CMJohnson1 · Answer

That was intense.

MaineRoad · Answer

Yesterday, I shared this with the 40-ish woman who works next to me.  She came in today and said "I will f-ing assault you!"  It&#x27;s really a world unto its own.

cave0707 · Answer

box punt

MaineRoad · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;Right? I mean, where has that phrase been all my life?    I hope she copyrights that.

SwishSwish1234 · Answer

Did the op just use the words I heart??

depeche2 · Answer

She should become a motivational speaker.

THEMUGG · Answer

She makes no bones about it..........she needs to get laid &amp; isn&#x27;t having much luck. I&#x27;d gladly help her out.

Greenikes · Answer

If you weren&#x27;t already infatuated with this wretched human being, search for her deleted tweets.  She&#x27;s a racist and person too!

Spitfire15 · Answer

Holy garbage, who is Michael Shannon and is he in a movie that is as good as his read of this letter??  That was god damn friggin BRILLIANT.

14daroad · Answer

She resigned from the sorority.

scalabrine · Answer

She says what she thinks, as though you are implying she is 'not fake' all the sake of impressing fraternity scum which in turn is about as fake as you can get.

Not sure why you think highly of her for any reason given that...

dl36 · Answer

be interesting to see what her parents think

MaineRoad · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;This couldn&#x27;t possibly have come as news to her parents, right?

MaineRoad · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by scalabrine] She says what she thinks, as though you are implying she is &#x27;not fake&#x27; all the sake of impressing fraternity scum which in turn is about as fake as you can get.&#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;Not sure why you think highly of her for any reason given that...&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;With regard to your first sentence, fair point,   &#xD;&#xA;Not sure I was "thinking highly "of her, but I did get a kick out of the whole thing.

I [Heart] Rebecca Martinson - Maryland Sorority Girl Rant

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