Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m.,
a bi (t loaded, I headed for home. Just ............as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband
asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem
pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said
"We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last
night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4
more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled,
cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m.,
a bi (t loaded, I headed for home. Just ............as I got in the
door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !) The next morning my husband
asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem
pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said
"We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last
night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4
more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled,
cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted
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