So you just had a bad week , lost nine overs in a row . What do you what do you do to get an over ?
A guy calls his bookie up on Saturday and goes 0 for 4 on college football. He puts in five NFL plays on Sunday and goes 0 for 5. He plays three games in the NBA on Monday night and goes 0 for 3.
He calls his local up on Tuesday and asks for the NBA lines and his bookie tells him "There's no NBA, do you want the college basketball lines?" The guy says "What the hell do I know about college basketball?"
A guy calls his bookie up on Saturday and goes 0 for 4 on college football. He puts in five NFL plays on Sunday and goes 0 for 5. He plays three games in the NBA on Monday night and goes 0 for 3.
He calls his local up on Tuesday and asks for the NBA lines and his bookie tells him "There's no NBA, do you want the college basketball lines?" The guy says "What the hell do I know about college basketball?"
A guy calls his bookie up on Saturday and goes 0 for 4 on college football. He puts in five NFL plays on Sunday and goes 0 for 5. He plays three games in the NBA on Monday night and goes 0 for 3.
He calls his local up on Tuesday and asks for the NBA lines and his bookie tells him "There's no NBA, do you want the college basketball lines?" The guy says "What the hell do I know about college basketball?"
A guy calls his bookie up on Saturday and goes 0 for 4 on college football. He puts in five NFL plays on Sunday and goes 0 for 5. He plays three games in the NBA on Monday night and goes 0 for 3.
He calls his local up on Tuesday and asks for the NBA lines and his bookie tells him "There's no NBA, do you want the college basketball lines?" The guy says "What the hell do I know about college basketball?"
A guy wakes up in pain in the middle of the night and goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and tells him he was born with three testicles, the third one just descended and a simple medical procedure would take care of it.
The guy says he's a player and doesn't want a medical procedure, and in fact has been waiting for something like this all his life.
He goes to the nearest bar, orders a drink, and tells the only other guy in the bar he will bet him $300 that betwenn him and the bartender they have five balls. The guys says that's so ridiculous that he'll take him up on it and puts $300 on tne bar.
The bartender heard the whole thing and is trying to get the attention of the guy who offered the bet. "Hey buddy, yo, pal, wait..........."
But the player is anxious and decides it's time to decide the bet.
The bartender says, "Buddy. I kept trying to get your attention. I hope you were born with four of them."
Moral of the story:
There is no such thing as a lock!
A guy wakes up in pain in the middle of the night and goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and tells him he was born with three testicles, the third one just descended and a simple medical procedure would take care of it.
The guy says he's a player and doesn't want a medical procedure, and in fact has been waiting for something like this all his life.
He goes to the nearest bar, orders a drink, and tells the only other guy in the bar he will bet him $300 that betwenn him and the bartender they have five balls. The guys says that's so ridiculous that he'll take him up on it and puts $300 on tne bar.
The bartender heard the whole thing and is trying to get the attention of the guy who offered the bet. "Hey buddy, yo, pal, wait..........."
But the player is anxious and decides it's time to decide the bet.
The bartender says, "Buddy. I kept trying to get your attention. I hope you were born with four of them."
Moral of the story:
There is no such thing as a lock!
A priest, a baptist preacher, and a rabbi are playing poker and a nosy neighbor called the cops. the police showed up and asked the priest if he was playing poker and he said, "No, I wouldn't do that."
They asked the preacher and he too said no, he wouldn't gamble.
They asked the rabbit if he had been playing poker and he said, "So with who?"
A priest, a baptist preacher, and a rabbi are playing poker and a nosy neighbor called the cops. the police showed up and asked the priest if he was playing poker and he said, "No, I wouldn't do that."
They asked the preacher and he too said no, he wouldn't gamble.
They asked the rabbit if he had been playing poker and he said, "So with who?"
A guy calls his bookie up on Saturday and goes 0 for 4 on college football. He puts in five NFL plays on Sunday and goes 0 for 5. He plays three games in the NBA on Monday night and goes 0 for 3.
He calls his local up on Tuesday and asks for the NBA lines and his bookie tells him "There's no NBA, do you want the college basketball lines?" The guy says "What the hell do I know about college basketball?"
A guy calls his bookie up on Saturday and goes 0 for 4 on college football. He puts in five NFL plays on Sunday and goes 0 for 5. He plays three games in the NBA on Monday night and goes 0 for 3.
He calls his local up on Tuesday and asks for the NBA lines and his bookie tells him "There's no NBA, do you want the college basketball lines?" The guy says "What the hell do I know about college basketball?"
A guy dreams about hats for weeks, rooms full of hats. He calls his bookie and wants to bet and parley every horse that day that has a name like a hat.
There are 10 races and after the 8th he calls his bookie and asks how he's doing. Great he says 8 for 8. Well, the last race is over and the bookie calls, Damn man, you lost the last race. There was no horse with a hat sounding name so I bet on "Bald headed man" and he ran 2nd.
Dammit he says, who won? Oh some Mexican horse named "Sombrero".
A guy dreams about hats for weeks, rooms full of hats. He calls his bookie and wants to bet and parley every horse that day that has a name like a hat.
There are 10 races and after the 8th he calls his bookie and asks how he's doing. Great he says 8 for 8. Well, the last race is over and the bookie calls, Damn man, you lost the last race. There was no horse with a hat sounding name so I bet on "Bald headed man" and he ran 2nd.
Dammit he says, who won? Oh some Mexican horse named "Sombrero".
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