Women and shoes and sunglasses and pocketbooks

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My wifey is a shopaholic when it comes to shoes, sunglasses and pocketbooks. I just don't get it why women feel they have to own ridiculously large amounts of these items. What is it that I am not understanding?

I own maybe ten pairs of sneakers, shoes and boots. I own three sunglasses and two wallets and a money clip. That's it.

Why do women have to own 100 pairs of shoes, 25 different sunglasses and 50 different pocketbooks???

I know my buds are going through the same thing, so it's not just my wifey. Why are women so retarded about these things? What is it that I am not understanding?

TheGoldenGoose · Answer

My wifey is a shopaholic when it comes to shoes, sunglasses and pocketbooks. I just don't get it why women feel they have to own ridiculously large amounts of these items. What is it that I am not understanding?

I own maybe ten pairs of sneakers, shoes and boots. I own three sunglasses and two wallets and a money clip. That's it.

Why do women have to own 100 pairs of shoes, 25 different sunglasses and 50 different pocketbooks???

I know my buds are going through the same thing, so it's not just my wifey. Why are women so retarded about these things? What is it that I am not understanding?

mr_bollox · Answer

they&#x27;re a different species, i stopped trying to work them out a long time ago

I_Need_A_Detox · Answer

bitches be bitches..

mainmanmainman2 · Answer

some sort of evolution...anyways where did my avatar of sarah j go?woman are/were gatherers, which means they sat at home and gather materials while their other was out hunting for meat.when men are away for long periods of time they worry. and still do after 60,000 years of evolution.

Jimmag · Answer

So many shoes and only 7 days in a week.

I just do not get it either.

I have less than 15 pairs total for work and play. She has more than 10 times that it has to be over 150 pairs hell, I quit counting. How many shoes do you fricken need?

Her purse collection is not too bad at about 10. For me, one wallet and I am good to go.

KennyWoo · Answer

Many women are like this.  Many are not.  The key is to marry a woman from the latter category.  The former category is the ultimate

SALTY · Answer

Women have different things that drive their happiness. Most of which is useless and nothing but a pain in a mans behind.

Where as I have no idea why a chic would go on a $1000 afternoon shopping spree and buy tons of junk that is not needed?

But on the same note, that same shopper would never dare or fathom how we could risk $1000 on games on Saturday and possible have nothing to show for it at the end of the day.

Long story short women will not understand the bad behind life of degenerate gambling. And I will never try to understand how bitches run up credit cards to buy scarfs and garbage.

cave0707 · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;Salty - Its prolly the same *high*.  The gambling high and the shopping high are the same.  The feeling of doubling up or losing a bet for us is the same as your wife getting that new pair of shoes.  In her head, she&#x27;s fantasizing about the potential of different outfits she can wear with the shoes and how her girlfriends will admire her find.  Those thoughts trigger the same areas in our brains satisfying her need to shop and our need to gamble.

thorpe · Answer

Most women want to be attractive.Most women do not feel they are attractive, either because they are ugly or because they have low self esteem or because they compare themselves to movie stars.So, to make themselves feel more attractive, they buy themselves accessories to wear.

ad1260 · Answer

A lot of good points brought up in this thread....

ad1260 · Answer

Thank God I don&#x27;t have a wife to worry about these sorts of things...garbage is ridiculous.  But yeah, the fact that we get a thrill of wagering money with the possibility of coming home with nothing is ridiculous too

Laroja · Answer

This

Biscuiteater1 · Answer

I have only known a handfull of women that would not go shopping-at the drop of a hat.The thread title made me chuckle.

Biscuiteater1 · Answer

I think we, once we find something we are fond of we tend to hold onto it for dear life.Women on the other hand are constantly on the lookout for things they are fond of.Not sure what drives that.

mainmanmainman2 · Answer

facking evolution...it is what it is... women are gatherers men are hunters! thats why we gamble!!!!! drink.... and facking live it up!!!!!while the women complain girl and moan and ask for child support!

mainmanmainman2 · Answer

i meant complain, b!tch n moan

Biscuiteater1 · Answer

Man thats some hard wireinn

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