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#1 Posted: 7/23/2012 10:40:15 PM
And of course I was working with a trainer that was drop dead gorgous. In business, eye contact is a must but I did not really learn but half of what she said.......
The first 3-4 seconds she had my attention and then any eye contact past that, my brain kicks in to overdrive to look like I am listening as I smile and
But behind the nod is my voice in myhead......"tits, tits, dude, don't look atthe tits!"
Why is such a hard ordeal?
I think I have TADD. Which is a male attention disorder? |
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#3 Posted: 7/24/2012 4:26:18 AM
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#4 Posted: 7/24/2012 5:07:01 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:
I realized how hard it is as a hornball not to eyef*ck cleavage. I am a tactful and respectable guy when it comes to interacting professionally with women, but some big tittied chics challenge the dress code with the cleave.
And of course I was working with a trainer that was drop dead gorgous. In business, eye contact is a must but I did not really learn but half of what she said.......
The first 3-4 seconds she had my attention and then any eye contact past that, my brain kicks in to overdrive to look like I am listening as I smile and
But behind the nod is my voice in myhead......"tits, tits, dude, don't look atthe tits!"
Why is such a hard ordeal?
I think I have TADD. Which is a male attention disorder?
I feel like on the job I am getting paid not to stare at tits... but I have had my set of challenges come my way on numerous occasions...
I also struggle with standing strong with the occasional upskirt crotch flash viewing when the opportunity presents itself
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#5 Posted: 7/24/2012 6:22:14 AM if we had our packages stickin halfway out , im sure females wud glance down.
tadd is a hypnotic uncontrollable disorder that i never want a cure of... |
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#6 Posted: 7/24/2012 8:35:55 AM  |
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#7 Posted: 7/24/2012 10:05:00 AM
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#8 Posted: 7/24/2012 3:55:13 PM Gotta check out Patrice O'Neal on this...great stuff
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#9 Posted: 7/24/2012 6:44:38 PM
Pat O garbage is funny as hell, I just watched that on netflix.
ocd........Magic Mike was a blockbuster but women say they would not look(growing nose)
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#13 Posted: 7/24/2012 7:05:35 PM Wouldn't it be great if women had breasts on their backs too?
We would be driving our cars into to telephone poles...daily. |
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#14 Posted: 7/24/2012 7:21:54 PM
And never think sunglasses are a free ticket to look wherever you want. Gals aren't that stupid. Look forward and take a glance out of the corner of your eye from time to time. |
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#15 Posted: 7/24/2012 7:53:32 PM Hutch, 
Key is to then travel your eyes down to your shoes and wipe or rub your eye as if there's something that itches.
Getting busted looking at the guns is embarrassing as hell. |
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#16 Posted: 7/24/2012 10:35:00 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Stiln:
Eye contact at the expert level
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#17 Posted: 7/25/2012 9:28:49 AM  salty...
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#19 Posted: 7/25/2012 3:24:44 PM
Works like a charm. I also made sure I got up and walked around to check out other games. Got close enough to one gal with sitting on a lawn chair on with a loose shirt/bra on that I actually saw her nipple. She didn't have the first clue. |
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#20 Posted: 7/25/2012 7:14:26 PM Thats what boobs do. Its attraction at a subconscience level. The more evolved man can show a good poker face and rise above the need to stare at those sweet sweater muffins....
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#21 Posted: 7/25/2012 7:32:16 PM salty....i like tits but more of an behind man. where you workin these days?
the two guys with black eyes1) what happened to you? 2) i was at the airport getting a fight and this chick with huge tits takes my order and i mistakenly asked for two picketts to titsburgh. 1) oh same with me....i meant to say honey pass the salt but instead said"you girl youve ruined my life" |
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#22 Posted: 7/25/2012 8:00:03 PM
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#23 Posted: 7/25/2012 9:35:27 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by OnlyGod: Just stair and feel no guilt while talking boys.
So you let them walk up you. 
I think you may have watched Transformers one too many times playa........
I don't think I could pull that off. |
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#24 Posted: 8/29/2012 12:37:49 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:
So you let them walk up you.
I think you may have watched Transformers one too many times playa........
I don't think I could pull that off.
If shes proper about of course I do.
Is their too much Transformers ?
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#25 Posted: 8/29/2012 12:41:28 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by searchwarrant: Hutch,
Key is to then travel your eyes down to your shoes and wipe or rub your eye as if there's something that itches.
Getting busted looking at the guns is embarrassing as hell.
Very good idea, but I use a variation of this technique. I kind of look at the rack while I pretend to be trying to get something out of the corner of my eye (you can use the other eye or even both once you perfect the teqnique). They think you are more involved in that project and you can get a quick 5 second fix in without them even suspecting.
This one is a regular in my arsenal. |
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