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Posted: 5/26/2012 3:10:30 PM
My sister went to a hairdressers and said:"Make me look like Barbara Streisand."

So the hairdresser hit her over the nose with a hairbrush.
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Posted: 5/26/2012 3:33:52 PM
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Posted: 5/26/2012 3:39:09 PM

I tell ya, I don't get no respect.

Is that your nose or is it a banana on your face?

I took my wife to the doctor.  She says, "doctor, you gotta help me get this wart off my back"  He made me wait outside.

Oh...
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Posted: 5/26/2012 4:08:42 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


I tell ya, I don't get no respect.

Is that your nose or is it a banana on your face?

I took my wife to the doctor.  She says, "doctor, you gotta help me get this wart off my back"  He made me wait outside.

Oh...


Guy went to a doctor and said: 'Can you get this mole off my dikk'?

The doctor said: 'Yes, but I'll have to inform ASPCA'
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Posted: 5/26/2012 4:23:10 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:


I tell ya, I don't get no respect.

Is that your nose or is it a banana on your face?

I took my wife to the doctor.  She says, "doctor, you gotta help me get this wart off my back"  He made me wait outside.

Oh...



I tell ya, I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
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Posted: 5/26/2012 9:13:10 PM
One of worst threads on covers
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Posted: 5/26/2012 10:11:55 PM

I tell ya, I don't get no respect.  No respect at all.

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

Ba-Boom.



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Posted: 5/26/2012 10:35:33 PM
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booooo


Gooooooose
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Posted: 5/27/2012 12:38:38 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Jelax:

One of worst threads on covers


lol yeah, sure, much much worse than all the threads shilling the bad books....
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Posted: 5/27/2012 3:02:18 AM
LMAO!! lol!!!!!
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Posted: 5/27/2012 3:31:03 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Jelax:

One of worst threads on covers






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Posted: 5/27/2012 3:37:44 AM
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Posted: 5/27/2012 6:04:34 AM
Love this thread!!
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Posted: 5/27/2012 3:54:49 PM
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Posted: 5/27/2012 4:22:08 PM
Angels sweep that behind today

get the broom

i rarely ever bet baseball but i got me some 

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Posted: 5/27/2012 4:29:04 PM


Even with my dog I don't get no respect.

He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

I tell ya, some dog he is too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.

What a dog I got.. His favorite bone is in my arm!

No respect at all.
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Posted: 5/27/2012 5:14:45 PM
And boy I tell ya, my wife was fat.  She was so fat that when I hit her with my car she asked why I didn't go around her and I said that I didn't think I had enough gas.
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Posted: 5/27/2012 5:18:23 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by halofan:

My sister went to a hairdressers and said:"Make me look like Barbara Streisand."

So the hairdresser hit her over the nose with a hairbrush.


                    
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Posted: 5/27/2012 5:30:31 PM
When I was born, the doctor took one look at me and slapped my Mom
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Posted: 5/27/2012 5:41:38 PM

My wife can't cook at all -I mean toast shouldn't have bones.

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Posted: 5/27/2012 8:43:53 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Kelly_Slater:

Angels sweep that behind today

get the broom

i rarely ever bet baseball but i got me some 

hals -122









hal$ win 4 - 2

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