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At the age of 47, and more than a decade removed from his career as a Major League player, Jose Canseco just won't quit trying to do what he loves the most: hitting on young women.

According to a tipster, Canseco has taken a run at "about a half dozen" female employees aged 19-23 at a restaurant he's been frequenting in Worcester, Mass.

Story LINK w / Jose's phone #. 

Wing Men and Bobbers please reply.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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At least he's a good tipper. Apparently it's not working.
 
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Ran into him playing poker at Bills Gambling Saloon in Vegas during the first two rounds of March Madness this past March. He was there with a nice looking woman that looked significantly younger than him. She was not pleased with something that night and he could have cared less. I thought the oddest part of that whole thing was that he was playing at Bill's.
 
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Oh and I completely believe he his a steroids guru because he definitely didn't look his age and still appeared to be in really good shape. Between that and reading his book and some other info on roids I do believe they can be beneficial if taken in a responsible manner.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Ktrain:

Oh and I completely believe he his a steroids guru because he definitely didn't look his age and still appeared to be in really good shape. Between that and reading his book and some other info on roids I do believe they can be beneficial if taken in a responsible manner.
hell yeah and it will help with bordom
 
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can't catch fish unless you got your line in the water  

 

 
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Can't hit the ball unless you swing the bat.
 
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I'm not really mad at an older has been that still chases hot young tail, do your thing Jose.
 
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If you're the first member of the 40/40 club, you can do whatever the fuck you please. He changed baseball forever. At his peak, you can count on two hands players that were superior. 

Also his Twitter fails are becoming stuff of legend. Canseco 
 
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Fave player of all time.  Do you thing Jose..
 
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It's never been proven the guy lied about anything.  Jose is unquestionably in a higher class than Bonds, Clemens, McGuire, Palmeiro and many others.

And then there was the time at Fenway Park when I was talking to him pre-game and he wouldn't take his eyes off my wife's tits.  So, he may be a dirtball, but he is not a liar.




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if you swing for the fences adventually youll get a home run
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

Can't hit the ball unless you swing the bat.

Technically thats not true.

 
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The cliche in post #7 was in response to the cliche in post #6 (technically).
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

The cliche in post #7 was in response to the cliche in post #6 (technically).

I understand, just couldnt resist being "that guy". I'm a dickhead sometimes.....

 
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Canseco is the man.  Anyone who hates on slaying younger women can't get one themselves
 
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Just saw this on another site:

Welcome to Jose Canseco's new website, where you can pay real money to talk baseball and nonsense and see the former major leaguer and current juice head take his daily shot of testosterone. Wait, what?

No really, this morning, he tweeted details of his new "membership website" it from his utterly ridiculous account.

"You will all join my website cause it will be so easy and cost almost nothing.you can talk to me direct using a video feed and get to see live baseball footage of me playing so you haters can make fun of me ,also you will wee me inject my weekly dose of testosterone and lots more"

That right there is a real, unabridged tweet from the Wooster Tornadoes player. Now the logical conclusion is for you to go follow him because his account might be one of the best and weirdest things to ever produce 140-character messages.
 
 
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19 - 23 yr olds ?

I really don't see a problem here.


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