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#26 Posted: 4/2/2012 5:09:43 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by wizardofroz:
 I love your discipline. You knew you were being drug tested the following day, but that was not going to deter you from having a good time.
False. I had no idea I was going to get drug tested until this morning when the boss called me in for a meeting.
I smoked last night, because I was under the assumption that there was no way they would drug test me for a landscaping job. I know people who work there and they are mostly pot-heads.
I found out today that I have a drug test tomorrow at 8am..So I'm assuming I'm going to fail but trying whatever I can.
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#27 Posted: 4/2/2012 6:55:59 PM
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#28 Posted: 4/2/2012 7:48:48 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:
Yup. You start posting this stuff on a gambling forum and it's only a matter of time before the FBI shows up on your doorstep.  not saying they would, youv'e been here long enough to know how many nutters are here, i say how to beat a DnA test here, next one i gotta do, i get caught, cause some some prohibitionist loser here on covers that does this pre job DnA BULLSHIT for a living and thinks it makes sense and is a good idea. spills the beans. no thanks bud. i was born at night, but it wasn't last night. |
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#29 Posted: 4/2/2012 7:55:02 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by dookie78: How about telling the boss the truth, that you burn once in a while, it helps you relax. And that you only smoke at night at home on your own time? And i'm assuming you don't do meth/coke or heroin and have him test you for those also.
I think that would be the best solution, but would probably do it after I fail just in case he somehow passes the test. Although you would have more integriy doing it up front. Goodluck either way |
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#30 Posted: 4/2/2012 7:56:36 PM I failed a drug test in 1996 or so. I told them about it when I got my red badge(unescorted access in a nuke). If you don;t tell them something and they find out you will be denied for life. plenty of dudes with DWI's and drug histories working but they are looking for Lies and people with nothing to hide in the long run.. Anyways they watched me piss twice and put me on an accelerated random program.. all this for failing a test 16 years ago or so.. they also made me get a letter from a doctor releasing me from further treatment.
Both times It took me forever to piss cause some dude is there just staring at your junk. The second time I had to garbage so bad that I thought if I pissed I would garbage myself.. so I told the dude I gotta garbage and I can;t hold it.. so you are gonna have to watch me garbage and I'll piss in the cup at the same time.. YOU shoulda seen the look on this guys face!! LOLOL.. When we went in I gave it one last shot and I pissed in the cup and he was breathing a huge sigh of relief.. then I ran to the bathroom and garbage up a storm.. Good times |
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#31 Posted: 4/3/2012 1:37:45 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by earthWake:
False. I had no idea I was going to get drug tested until this morning when the boss called me in for a meeting.
I smoked last night, because I was under the assumption that there was no way they would drug test me for a landscaping job. I know people who work there and they are mostly pot-heads.
I found out today that I have a drug test tomorrow at 8am..So I'm assuming I'm going to fail but trying whatever I can.
 Fair enough. Recently, an acquaintance of mine had a day to figure out what to do when he unknowingly digested a pot brownie on a Saturday night. He stupidly went in Monday for a drug test and failed.
Is there any way to call in sick and delay the interview while you drink a lot of water in the next few days? If not, I would Google ways to pass the test, as you will obviously fail otherwise. |
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#32 Posted: 4/3/2012 1:39:54 AM |
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#33 Posted: 4/3/2012 1:42:07 AM |
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#34 Posted: 4/3/2012 6:13:44 AM
I'd say 50/50 pass or fail. I'm prolly going to fail but not much else i can do. sucks |
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#35 Posted: 4/3/2012 6:24:14 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by wizardofroz:
Fair enough. Recently, an acquaintance of mine had a day to figure out what to do when he unknowingly digested a pot brownie on a Saturday night. He stupidly went in Monday for a drug test and failed.
Is there any way to call in sick and delay the interview while you drink a lot of water in the next few days? If not, I would Google ways to pass the test, as you will obviously fail otherwise.
Drinking water to clean your system is a myth for thc.
Its stored in your fat cells, so even if I drank 25 gallons a day, the next day when I woke up it would be back in my system.
You have to dilute your system to fool the test or produce a false positive. |
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#36 Posted: 4/3/2012 6:28:17 AM |
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#37 Posted: 4/3/2012 6:29:38 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Fishscale:
Well good luck, hopefully it works out. Next time just by Urine Luck, one drink, one hour before and BAM! In fact, I think they have a money back guarantee if you fail, but that's kind of pointless, most people are probably going back to jail for violating probation, what's 40 bucks at that point.
Yeah i woulda tried that garbage if i didnt just buy the detox garbage from gnc.
Its going to suck if I fail..would suck more if i spent an extra $120 and failed. |
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#38 Posted: 4/3/2012 6:42:20 AM
Only drug test I ever failed was the hair follicle test. I bought this shampoo and the results came back inconclusive, so they pulled me from work during the day and cut my hair on the spot. Had no time to prepare. |
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#39 Posted: 4/3/2012 9:38:14 AM
Really hopin I pass. |
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#40 Posted: 4/3/2012 10:00:51 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by wizardofroz:
A great sick excuse is diarrhea. If they ask, tell them it was from Mexican food that you ate. Even if they don't believe you, they do not want to call your bluff. And if they somehow did, take a laxative before the interview and garbage all over yourself while in the chair. lol |
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#41 Posted: 4/3/2012 10:03:23 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by wizardofroz:
A great sick excuse is diarrhea. If they ask, tell them it was from Mexican food that you ate. Even if they don't believe you, they do not want to call your bluff. And if they somehow did, take a laxative before the interview and garbage all over yourself while in the chair.
lmao I use to use this excuse when I would go to the nurse in like 6th grade..Funny stuff |
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#42 Posted: 4/3/2012 10:05:48 AM |
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#43 Posted: 4/3/2012 10:08:33 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:
FWIW if you ever go for a good job drug test (nothing wrong with landscaping) and you have tried to flush the test will reveal this.
Yeah I know. I don't really need the job. Its just the hours are great and its close to my house and the pay is solid too.
I smoke a lot of weed, but could easily stop for a year if I HAD to..The problem is I didn't know I HAD to, or else I would have |
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#44 Posted: 4/3/2012 10:24:55 AM
http://synthetic-urine.net/
That came up on first google search......I have used this in the past but like i said it was like 06 maybe.....Passed and got a 7 dollar a hour job.....WTF 
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#45 Posted: 4/3/2012 10:45:37 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by dopalicous: Ive bought synthetic urine when i had a real job like 10 years ago...if its not criminal related they arent allowed to search you but can monitor.....
http://synthetic-urine.net/
That came up on first google search......I have used this in the past but like i said it was like 06 maybe.....Passed and got a 7 dollar a hour job.....WTF
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#46 Posted: 4/3/2012 3:44:03 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by dopalicous: Ive bought synthetic urine when i had a real job like 10 years ago...if its not criminal related they arent allowed to search you but can monitor.....
http://synthetic-urine.net/
That came up on first google search......I have used this in the past but like i said it was like 06 maybe.....Passed and got a 7 dollar a hour job.....WTF
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but many testers check the temp of the urine when you hand them the cup--this ensures it just came from inside your body. |
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#49 Posted: 4/4/2012 1:21:00 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by AnthonyStarks:
im on supervised parole but still smoke weed constantly. this only works for weed bear in mind, not real drugs. you cant clean it out, it is impossible, but u can dilute your urine and pass the test. starting 2 hours before ur test start drinking a lot of water, a whole lot. piss about 10-15 times before you go in. you will feel like garbage and it's a serious pain but you will pass, for weed, anything else i dunno
Yeah this is what i did. My test was at 8am. I woke up at 5am on the dot. Drank one of those detox drinks from GNC. (It was nasty and took me 30 minutes to drink it. Every gulp of detox drink was followed by 3 gulps of water.) So between 5am and 745 am I drank a detox drink, 2 gallons of water and took 2.5 multivitamins. I pissed like 6 or 7 times before I went for the test.
When I got there, I had to wait in the waiting room until 840ish and I had to piss so bad I felt my bladder would explode. I went to the desk and told them that my employer told me to make sure it was my first piss of the morning (lie) and I couldnt hold it anymore. they said okay you are up next. 5 minutes later I was up and went into the bathroom. Pissed for like 10 seconds and then filled the cup up to the black line they drew on the cup..The multivitamins make my piss neon yellow so they couldn't tell I diluted my system that easy. I'm kinda nervous because I could easily fail (having smoked 35 hours before the test) and I heard even if I pass they won't tell me, so not sure if I want a call or not. (The call could be from my employer telling me my start date, so unsure if I want a call) If I don't hear by monday I will call my employer.
@kkTdoc - I'm currently in school and play poker full time. I've been on a incredibly cold streak lately, and not sure how long it will continue. I just really want this job to add an extra $500 to my bank account every week just incase my cold streak continues. Ideally I will be playing poker full time as my job in life, but I can't rely on that right now still having to pay tuition.
Considering how many times I've have my KK cracked by AQ in the last 6 months, my luck tells me I will fail this piss test. |
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#50 Posted: 4/4/2012 2:50:54 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by earthWake:
Yeah this is what i did. My test was at 8am. I woke up at 5am on the dot. Drank one of those detox drinks from GNC. (It was nasty and took me 30 minutes to drink it. Every gulp of detox drink was followed by 3 gulps of water.) So between 5am and 745 am I drank a detox drink, 2 gallons of water and took 2.5 multivitamins. I pissed like 6 or 7 times before I went for the test.
When I got there, I had to wait in the waiting room until 840ish and I had to piss so bad I felt my bladder would explode. I went to the desk and told them that my employer told me to make sure it was my first piss of the morning (lie) and I couldnt hold it anymore. they said okay you are up next. 5 minutes later I was up and went into the bathroom. Pissed for like 10 seconds and then filled the cup up to the black line they drew on the cup..The multivitamins make my piss neon yellow so they couldn't tell I diluted my system that easy. I'm kinda nervous because I could easily fail (having smoked 35 hours before the test) and I heard even if I pass they won't tell me, so not sure if I want a call or not. (The call could be from my employer telling me my start date, so unsure if I want a call) If I don't hear by monday I will call my employer.
@kkTdoc - I'm currently in school and play poker full time. I've been on a incredibly cold streak lately, and not sure how long it will continue. I just really want this job to add an extra $500 to my bank account every week just incase my cold streak continues. Ideally I will be playing poker full time as my job in life, but I can't rely on that right now still having to pay tuition.
Considering how many times I've have my KK cracked by AQ in the last 6 months, my luck tells me I will fail this piss test.
Good luck with the job searching, as there is no future in playing poker. The only ones that hang around the game are sponsored, and anyone that tells you that they are a poker pro and consistently make money long-term at it is a self-absorbed liar. |
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