To all you mother f'ers wearing Cargo Pants...

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AustinHoopDream PM AustinHoopDream
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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:26:50 PM
where the f did men put their 'cargo' before the advent of cargo pants? enough of the cargo pants you swine. the only cargo you have is endless balls of lint, 1/8 oz of ditch weed, visine, an EBT card, a taco bell wrapper and $0.38.

if i see one more douche bag digging through his 13 pockets to pay for a $1.50 code red mountain dew I am going to taze the person.

 
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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:36:39 PM
Please don't hold back, tell us how you really feel... I did
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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:38:12 PM
"I did" was not suppose to be there... did get a chuckle from your post...  
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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:39:09 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Randisist:

Please don't hold back, tell us how you really feel... I did



Slobbasaurus PM Slobbasaurus
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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:39:58 PM

No one over 18 should be wearing cargo pants.

 

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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:41:20 PM
who cares?  there's more important things to worry about
AustinHoopDream PM AustinHoopDream
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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:45:06 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Gunners:

who cares?  there's more important things to worry about


oh, right..... let's get back to that thread bigbill posted about curing cancer....or maybe we should get back to messier-11's thread on how to get more potable water to sub saharan africa.

stfu and get out of my thread...

i bet you are wearing cargo pants aren't you mother f'er???????



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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:48:29 PM
cargo pants are about as cool as aids
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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:51:34 PM
i got a lot more weed than that  
AustinHoopDream PM AustinHoopDream
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Posted: 3/14/2012 1:57:07 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by captjohn67:

i got a lot more weed than that  


then you must be selling to the cargo pants posse....
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Posted: 3/14/2012 2:01:39 PM
Africa does need water....
AustinHoopDream PM AustinHoopDream
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Posted: 3/14/2012 2:04:39 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Messier-11:

Africa does need water....


how tender....
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Posted: 3/14/2012 2:12:42 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:



how tender....

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Posted: 3/14/2012 2:26:23 PM
i wear cargo shorts, and i love my extra pockets to hold my change.  i'm 30, so darn off !


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Posted: 3/14/2012 2:29:44 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ogmike:

i wear cargo shorts, and i love my extra pockets to hold my change.  i'm 30, so darn off !




Just got to ask... With all due respect... Just how much change do you carry???
AustinHoopDream PM AustinHoopDream
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Posted: 3/14/2012 2:30:32 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ogmike:

i wear cargo shorts, and i love my extra pockets to hold my change.  i'm 30, so darn off !




I DON'T ALWAYS SPEAK TO MONGOLOID INBRED SOONER FANS, BUT WHEN I DO I SPEAK R-E-A-L... S-L-O-W WHEN I TELL THEM I WANT A LARGE COKE WITH MY BIG MAC....

HOOK 'EM!!!!!
AustinHoopDream PM AustinHoopDream
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Posted: 3/14/2012 2:33:23 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Randisist:



Just got to ask... With all due respect... Just how much change do you carry???


the longhorns carry the folding money and we toss the sooner nation nickels to chase under the fridge...

sooner dead than a sooner....

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Posted: 3/14/2012 3:21:53 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Randisist:



Just got to ask... With all due respect... Just how much change do you carry???


I usually have no less than $14 in change in my pockets at any given time.  Never know when I'll run into a video arcade.


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Posted: 3/14/2012 4:58:39 PM
wearing cargo shorts now. cargo pockets hold the wallet since i have a Costanza wallet and hate sitting on it
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Posted: 3/14/2012 5:10:46 PM
are Z-cavaricci's okay? I like the way mine hug my hips
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Posted: 3/14/2012 5:18:00 PM
I like cargo shorts. Why do you say about them?
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Posted: 3/14/2012 5:19:06 PM

Cargo pants/shorts are the garbage for work, keep small tools, cell phones and whatever else in them.

Betcha Austin digs the person man purse thing, now that garbage is friggin

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Posted: 3/14/2012 5:20:25 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Kaufee:

are Z-cavaricci's okay? I like the way mine hug my hips

yes, kaufee, they are very mother friggin ok!

is this you?


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Posted: 3/14/2012 5:24:41 PM
i guess i just don't have that much friggin cargo. 1 ID. 1 American Express. $300 cash at all times. Keys. Phone. i can put all that in one pocket.

and murses > cargo pants...
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Posted: 3/14/2012 5:41:15 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:


yes, kaufee, they are very mother friggin ok!

is this you?





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