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Female woman living directly upstairs just clocked me.

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Finger tap to the chest and I knocked it down.

Right hand damn near stood me for an 8 count. No I did not respond with a flurry of nose smashing blows.

She assault me?

Accusation is I left the gate open for her dog to run loose.

She's not normal.

 

 
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Claimed all of my phonecalls were "recoreded" I'm a gambler, not normal...bla bla bla.

It's oughta control gentlemen. So badly I want to fucking unleash but the time in County isn't worth it, maybe.

 
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search thats pretty funny man....technically she "assaulted" you but the heck with that....not sure if you would actually consider a lawsuit over this? 
 
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Did you really leave it open to let her dog run loose? You can be honest with us 
 
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That'll teach ya.
That was my girlfriend.
You should see what she does me when I leave the toilet seat up.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ad1260:

Did you really leave it open to let her dog run loose? You can be honest with us 

fuck no, I love that dog and all dogs an cats. Geezus.

Please tell me I can Sugar Ray Leonard her fat box ass?

Fuckin jail might not be a bad place but in response her face an jaw will need tens of thousands of dollars to repair.

 
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I called her white corn trash from Iowa which is exactly what she is.

 

Seriously though, this is hot. Threatened me with douche lawyers, some big ole black guy that walks her dog (he would fuckin run if I stood up front on him). Nice guy though....real nice guy.

 
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Lol I was just messing with you. Hmmm someone will find her dog, it will all blow over man....not worth doing anything crazy over for sure 
 
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She even threatened to and I quote, "Take a Loiusville Slugger to my car and slash my tires"

I responded exactly to the this quote. "Ok, so felony vandalism is what you're threatening"?

Bad news boys. Women - we cannot go  them.

 
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Women- Can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em...
 
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 couldve been worse



 
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*with
 
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Gonna be pretty difficult to slash tires with a Louisville Slugger.

I wouldn't lose sleep over the incident. You do have everything documented here should it go to the next level. 

 
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make love to her
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

make love to her

Not sure why but thought that this was hilarious
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

make love to her

I'm actually a litttle scared because I cannot defend myself against a chic. What man can???

She throws another shot and boys....I'm cutting loose. Police will say look at you and look at her. "Hands behind your back"

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

make love to her
 
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Is she hot?
 
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Pepper spray that bitch...  she will NEVER get in your face again.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
 
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You might consider filling charges that way if any thing else goes down ya got some paper ta back ya up.
 
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title of this thread "female woman",,,,this thread is brought to you by the department of redundancy department
 
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thank god it wasn't a Male Woman
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

make love to her
you like that line I gave you huh...mammy...
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