holy @#%#^%$ %^$#!!!!!!

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Posted: 2/29/2012 11:28:16 AM
http://now.msn.com/living/0228-asteroid-smash-2040.aspx
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Posted: 2/29/2012 11:49:52 AM
really   nobody has anything to say     where can we lay odds on this
Slobbasaurus PM Slobbasaurus
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Posted: 2/29/2012 11:53:03 AM

1 in 625 chance that it will hit in 28 years, I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

There's a better chance that I'll die from something else from this time until then.

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Posted: 2/29/2012 11:57:04 AM
An asteroid being on a collision course with Earth is not only possible but inevitable over time.  I just hope that NASA and the federal government is taking it more serious than the jokers on the Today Show that reported it with a snicker because by then Bruce Willis will be unable to help us.
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Posted: 2/29/2012 12:03:29 PM
Robert Schimmel "Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around?"
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Posted: 2/29/2012 1:23:53 PM
i cant believe nobody thinks this is a big deal   
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Posted: 3/1/2012 8:34:06 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by cheebamonkey72:

i cant believe nobody thinks this is a big deal   

Because it's really not.

 1 in 625 chance

28 years

Lay off the weed for a bit.

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Posted: 3/1/2012 8:38:57 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by cheebamonkey72:

i cant believe nobody thinks this is a big deal   

plus no one read your article because you don't know how to post a link.  if people have to copy and paste, they skip over it and move on. 

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Posted: 3/1/2012 9:37:05 AM
its not a big deal b/c there is nothing you can do about it....live every day to its fullest boooyahh
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Posted: 3/1/2012 9:56:24 AM
Well, I'm going to something about it, and right now...

I'm getting into my car and driving to the casino.  Solo.

I'm going to smoke a big fat joint on the ride down.

I'm going to scan the blackjack tables when I get there.

I'm going to be looking for players that know what they are doing, players with stacks of chips in front of them.

I'm going to be looking for a Blackjack Dealer with a half empty rack, dumping chips like he doesn't care about asteroids.

I'm going to double my $2K bankroll, and nobody is going to stop me.

I'm going to have a filet mignon lunch with two or three cabernets, I haven't yet decided.

I'm going to smoke another big fat joint on my victory ride home.

I'm going to be back with a full report for my degenerate friends.
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Posted: 3/1/2012 10:31:59 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Gunners:

plus no one read your article because you don't know how to post a link.  if people have to copy and paste, they skip over it and move on. 



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Posted: 3/1/2012 3:42:50 PM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by TheGoldenGoose:

Well, I'm going to something about it, and right now...

I'm getting into my car and driving to the casino.  Solo.

I'm going to smoke a big fat joint on the ride down.

I'm going to scan the blackjack tables when I get there.

I'm going to be looking for players that know what they are doing, players with stacks of chips in front of them.

I'm going to be looking for a Blackjack Dealer with a half empty rack, dumping chips like he doesn't care about asteroids.

I'm going to double my $2K bankroll, and nobody is going to stop me.

I'm going to have a filet mignon lunch with two or three cabernets, I haven't yet decided.

I'm going to smoke another big fat joint on my victory ride home.

I'm going to be back with a full report for my degenerate friends.

Now that sounds like a fun day... have a good one GG!

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Posted: 3/1/2012 4:30:13 PM
i dont know how to post a link and now i may never learn 


im doing what the golden goose did everyday for the next 28 yrs except every third r fourth day ill lay out by the pool for a little while   
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Posted: 3/1/2012 4:31:52 PM
no worries cheebamonkey, I c & p'd your link just fine.  only lazy people won't do that.

also love the herb  and darn asteroids
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Posted: 3/1/2012 4:50:12 PM
I feel exceedingly dumb after reading that.  It's amazing how we know all this garbage and can estimate impact 29 years away.  Sort of amazing this stuff hasn't already happened and doesn't happen more often.  Id is possible there are asteroids we don't know about that could strike at any time?
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Posted: 3/1/2012 4:51:01 PM
It figures this will strike when I'm 66 and about to finally get my damn social security. 
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Posted: 3/1/2012 7:23:49 PM
i heard with all our detection garbage we can really only see 1% of the garbage thats out there   so i guess it could happen before that but????
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Posted: 3/1/2012 7:25:43 PM

thanks colts
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Posted: 3/1/2012 7:29:58 PM
whatever 
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Posted: 3/1/2012 9:00:32 PM
+460

Thought I was going to have a monster day.  Was up just over $700 and got beat back down.  Didn't want to leave, but had to.  When you give back 1/3 of your winnings, you have to walk.  Silly little thing called money management.

Filet Mignon was excellent.  Baked potato and the vege blend sucked.  Three glasses of Cabernet (should have bought a premium bottle) and skipped dessert.  Played five games of Keno, $5 a game during my meal.  Hit 5 of 9 for $36 and gave the Keno runner a $5 tip when I bought my ticket and a $5 tip when I cashed it.  I netted a friggin dollar. 

I'm too big of a tipper.  One of my weaknesses.  Gave the cocktail waitress $15 at the tables, dinner waitress 30%, and I must have made the dealer $50 in tokes.

Taking Wifey out for lunch tomorrow at the same place, only a $500 bankroll, I am NO dummy.


And c'mon guys, it's not even a copy and paste...

It's a copy and open.
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Posted: 3/1/2012 11:13:59 PM
Goose, where you play at?



28 years an asteroid crashes to Earth or the rapture happens first? lol
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Posted: 3/1/2012 11:51:14 PM
What book is taking action on this 625/1 play?...I'll lay some cash down on the destruction of Earth if its a good payday!!  
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