| Author: |
[General Discussion] Topic: Has anyone ever had the balls to ask a woman this? |
|
SALTY |
RSI   View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | My Sportsbook: Mirage | |
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 4449
Location: Arkansas |
#1 Posted: 2/20/2012 12:19:42 PM 
How did that work out for ya?
I have knocked off a few fatties but my rule is if you can't kiss em, I damn sure am not not gonna put my ding-a-ling in em 
2 bagger right here 
|
|
quote |
|
RJSmith |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | |
Captain
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 7597
Location: Sweden |
#2 Posted: 2/20/2012 12:25:32 PM
|
|
quote |
|
HockeyTeeth |
RSI  |
Veteran
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1679
Location: Nova Scotia |
#3 Posted: 2/20/2012 12:34:37 PM |
|
quote |
|
HutchEmAll |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | |
Legend
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 34808
Location: Minnesota |
#4 Posted: 2/20/2012 12:38:27 PM 
I don't have a problem with heavier chicks. Won't deal with cottage cheese, though. Cute face goes a LONG way. |
|
quote |
|
SALTY |
RSI |
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 4449
Location: Arkansas |
#5 Posted: 2/20/2012 12:41:51 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by RJSmith:
Ask "Pr0blem" - maybe it's his mother in that picture.
No it is not her 
She actually looks pretty good for a middle aged chick who loves drugs 
I know because I have banged her a handful of times. What I found out she is a liar also. She said I was the only one  |
|
quote |
|
|
|
HutchEmAll |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | |
Legend
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 34808
Location: Minnesota |
#6 Posted: 2/20/2012 12:48:37 PM
http://regretfulmorning.com/2011/01/why-you-should-date-a-fat-girl/
|
|
quote |
|
SALTY |
RSI |
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 4449
Location: Arkansas |
#7 Posted: 2/20/2012 12:54:48 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by HutchEmAll: I could probably do all of these with enough beer in me except the one with the bubble butt:
http://regretfulmorning.com/2011/01/why-you-should-date-a-fat-girl/
I would darn every girl on that page bagless but of course wrapped up  |
|
quote |
|
ad1260 |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Captain
Joined: Sep 2007
Posts: 6625
Location: Texas |
#8 Posted: 2/20/2012 1:12:50 PM  |
|
quote |
|
wmi799 |
RSI |
All-Star
Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 10106
Location: United States |
#9 Posted: 2/20/2012 1:28:58 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by RJSmith:
Ask "Pr0blem" - maybe it's his mother in that picture.
I'll bet that is! Good call! |
|
quote |
|
MoneySRH |
RSI  |
Captain
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 6973
Location: Texas |
#10 Posted: 2/20/2012 5:59:06 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY: I am gonna have to have you put this(bag) over your head before we get started?
How did that work out for ya?
I have knocked off a few fatties but my rule is if you can't kiss em, I damn sure am not not gonna put my ding-a-ling in em
2 bagger right here
 that garbage right there, woke my behind up. The problem with fat chicks is that their personalities are mean and aggressive and sometimes they are the most stuck up girl in the room. I have only been with one fat chick, as you already know, so i don't have much experience as most dudes but i have been smokin and drinkin buddies with a few in my life. These are a few things that i have noticed about fat chicks salty.
Fat chicks have really bad breath. Fat chicks sweat a ton. Fat chicks don't have proper hygiene, like hot chicks do, and are extremely lazy about taking care of themselves properly (Insert throw up emoticon). I couldn't imagine wanting to finger a fat chicks fool or lick her fool or go down on her sweaty, dirty, smelly, dying for air puss (again insert throw up emoticon). Fat chicks yell, scream, are cocky and confrontational. Fat chicks are fuckin disgusting and do disgusting garbage. It took a bottle of Everclear (190 proofs version), illegal in more than 10 states, for me to darn a fat chick, one time, and some strong bud  . All of these things i said about fat chicks, make a person go into it's turtle shell.
|
|
quote |
|
HockeyTeeth |
RSI |
Veteran
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1679
Location: Nova Scotia |
#11 Posted: 2/20/2012 6:05:00 PM |
|
quote |
|
SALTY |
RSI |
Veteran
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 4449
Location: Arkansas |
#12 Posted: 2/20/2012 6:05:11 PM |
|
quote |
|
MoneySRH |
RSI |
Captain
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 6973
Location: Texas |
#13 Posted: 2/20/2012 6:49:12 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:
Hey Money, You lick skinny girls fool? And you are concerned with a fat girls breath? Hell yeah, I lick hot chicks fool, it’s like campbells soup, mmm mmm good. You have to get super hot chicks with proper hygiene and preferably, chicks that just got out of the shower before you go there but yeah it’s pretty fuckin sweet. Lick both holes at the same time and darn her doggystyle and just lick it and darn it. When you feel the urge to blow your wad just stop and lick both holes and then continue. Spreading hot chicks behind cheeks and seeing the beautiful pink/brown-eyed fool staring at me with those puss lips all wet and licking them till my jaw hurts is a beautiful thing. The girl go crazy. |
|
quote |
|
HockeyTeeth |
RSI |
Veteran
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1679
Location: Nova Scotia |
#14 Posted: 2/20/2012 6:54:38 PM |
|
quote |
|
runlagos |
RSI  |
Veteran
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 2896
Location: Pennsylvania |
#15 Posted: 2/20/2012 10:25:51 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth: Wow, almost wish I never read that......almost.
honesty |
|
quote |
|
tagsrock |
View Space | Blog | Friends | Playbook | |
Banned
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 22590
Location: Heard and
McDonald Islands |
#16 Posted: 2/20/2012 10:50:08 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:
I would darn every girl on that page bagless but of course wrapped up |
|
quote |
|
Pr0blem |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | My Sportsbook: 5Dimes | |
Rookie
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 663
Location: California |
#17 Posted: 2/20/2012 10:57:09 PM  |
|
quote |
|
HockeyTeeth |
RSI |
Veteran
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1679
Location: Nova Scotia |
#18 Posted: 2/21/2012 11:23:09 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Pr0blem:
Id rather rub my person on a pillow
I had assumed as much. |
|
quote |
|
Michfan15 |
RSI |
Captain
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 6401
Location: New York |
#19 Posted: 2/21/2012 12:33:10 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY: I am gonna have to have you put this(bag) over your head before we get started?
How did that work out for ya?
I have knocked off a few fatties but my rule is if you can't kiss em, I damn sure am not not gonna put my ding-a-ling in em
2 bagger right here
box don't have a face
|
|
quote |
|
MIZUNO22 |
RSI |
Rookie
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 560
Location: Ohio |
#20 Posted: 2/21/2012 11:07:27 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Pr0blem: Id rather rub my person on a pillow I forgive all past transgressions; that was funny. |
|
quote |
|
DickTracy |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Veteran
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 2669
Location: United States |
#21 Posted: 2/22/2012 1:04:53 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by HockeyTeeth:
I've never gone to bed with a "fat girl", but I woke up with a few. You are right about ugly girls total deal breaker. That and girls with no behind! Grabbing a hand full of pelvic bone not good.
Truest statement I've ever read on Covers. Really not into women that wear the tightest jeans possible and still have nothing to show for it. Gotta have an behind.
|
|
quote |
|
DickTracy |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Veteran
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 2669
Location: United States |
#22 Posted: 2/22/2012 1:07:36 AM
|
|
quote |
|
drJ |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | |
Captain
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 6738
Location: Nevada |
#23 Posted: 2/22/2012 1:11:50 AM
|
|
quote |
|
MakeSumCake |
RSI |
Veteran
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 2994
Location: Texas |
#24 Posted: 2/22/2012 1:54:35 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:
I would darn every girl on that page bagless but of course wrapped up
Yessir |
|
quote |
|
Pr0blem |
View Space | Friends | Playbook | My Sportsbook: 5Dimes | |
Rookie
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 663
Location: California |
#25 Posted: 2/22/2012 1:56:53 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by MIZUNO22: I forgive all past transgressions; that was funny. I cant believe what just happened So I was doing my thing, grinding my person on my bed sheets, while gently rubbing my nips for extra pleasure... the thing is, I wasnt watching porn this time. I was listening to a youtube vid of some chick whispering/role playing about sex. garbage was raw. I just did my thing and listened while imagining myself friggin this fine girl. But then I dont know what happened, all of a sudden I just lost control of myself. I started doing weird garbage like putting my pillow in my mouth and breathing hot air onto it. My hips started moving in weird ways I could never duplicate. My eyes started shifting all rapidly n garbage. I didnt know what was going on. When the video was about to end I let off the most amazing, longest lasting nut ever and when I was busting I was like growling n garbage and I was now biting the pillow. It felt like I had 10x the nerve endings in my person or something.
Soon after I was done, I regained control of myself but I was freezing cold. I tried getting up to put the triple-sock in my dirty clothes hamper but as soon as I stood up I got a little light headed and my legs pretty much gave out. I ended up manning up after a couple of minutes and putting m triple-sock away, but now I have this tingling/tickling feeling inmy lower back that feels kinda good, but its uncomfortable. Its the same feeling you get when someone is breathing on ur neck or something. What the darn happened to me? and what the darn is going on? |
|
quote |