Cletus and Billy Bob

Forum: General Discussion
Author: [General Discussion] Topic: Cletus and Billy Bob
ApacheM PM ApacheM
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 14473
Texas
 
ApacheM
Participation Meter
Posted: 2/13/2012 5:37:19 PM
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
"But me 'n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

(Don't make me come splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.)
The Hawk PM The Hawk
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 17650
Arizona
 
The Hawk
Participation Meter
Posted: 2/13/2012 6:54:23 PM

Farm implement humor can only go so far. Would have been funnier if you said International Harvester..............

But hey, they all can't be winners. You're still in the 95th percentile........

standuley PM standuley
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 2955
Zimbabwe
 
standuley
Participation Meter
Posted: 2/13/2012 7:39:57 PM
Yee-haw..
Henry-Lilly PM Henry-Lilly
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 10497
St Vincent and
              the Grenadines
 
Henry-Lilly
Participation Meter
Posted: 2/13/2012 7:45:03 PM
Johnzimbo34 PM Johnzimbo34
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 1178
Texas
 
Johnzimbo34
Participation Meter
Posted: 2/13/2012 10:36:06 PM
I LOL'ed
TheGoldenGoose PM TheGoldenGoose
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 26451
Connecticut
 
TheGoldenGoose
Participation Meter
Posted: 2/13/2012 10:55:32 PM


Hee Haw 
bdaddy68 PM bdaddy68
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 53
United States
 
bdaddy68
Participation Meter
Posted: 2/14/2012 6:32:00 AM
 Keep em coming ApacheM....LMAO
ApacheM PM ApacheM
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 14473
Texas
 
ApacheM
Participation Meter
Posted: 2/14/2012 2:56:34 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Farm implement humor can only go so far. Would have been funnier if you said International Harvester..............

But hey, they all can't be winners. You're still in the 95th percentile........

 Good to hear from you, Hawk
azrhodes PM azrhodes
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 428
Arizona
 
azrhodes
Participation Meter
Posted: 2/14/2012 3:30:23 PM
Forum: General Discussion
You have entered the forum as a GUEST. 
You must login/register to post or reply.