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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:21:16 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by ocd:

what pisses me off is mr. eagle scout got f*ckin waffles and all moms had for me was one of jr's yoohoos...

must of been grocery day...




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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:22:27 PM
Pics or it didn't happen
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:23:35 PM
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Austin, darn off
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:25:46 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

†undra 

Austin, darn off


dude i am sorry i was banging mommy like the person she is...let's just be friends. we can swap stories...you can tell me what it was like coming out of that vajayjay and i can tell you what it's like cumming in that sink hole...
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:27:25 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:



dude i am sorry i was banging mommy like the person she is...let's just be friends. we can swap stories...you can tell me what it was like coming out of that vajayjay and i can tell you what it's like cumming in that sink hole...
k u first
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:29:23 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

k u first


it's like throwing a hot dog down an elevator shaft of the empire state building.....
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:31:46 PM
AHD....

Id expect nothing less
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:33:29 PM
geez 20 year olds are pathetic now a days, no  comebacks. how the hell did you survive HS? are you sure you're 20 and not 16. grow a pair man.
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:36:53 PM
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geez 20 year olds are pathetic now a days, no  comebacks. how the hell did you survive HS? are you sure you're 20 and not 16. grow a pair man.
I apologize for loosing an e-fight, please forgive me 


I'm not here to fight, so whatevs 
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:41:55 PM
e-self respect is not what it used to be.
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:43:13 PM
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let me guess..you are the retarded twin? its ok rainman.....mommy is a person and you two are different daddy twins...

Wow so clever inbred, how can I ever make a witty comeback. You're the cool guy making fun of a guy on the net.  Sorta feel bad for you. 
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:48:03 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by FrozenTundra:


Wow so clever inbred, how can I ever make a witty comeback. You're the cool guy making fun of a guy on the net.  Sorta feel bad for you. 


the net? wtf? is this 1997??? jesus....let me guess you still using AOL?
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Posted: 1/30/2012 11:51:09 PM
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Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:




got used just for my body.....

wammed me, bammed me, and thank you sammed me....

just like my favorite drive thru, was in n out.......

thankfully, not camping material....

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Posted: 1/31/2012 12:01:00 AM
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the net? wtf? is this 1997??? jesus....let me guess you still using AOL?

lol, nope netscape....with a dial up connection.
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Posted: 1/31/2012 12:50:13 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

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Austin, darn off


He's just jealous that he didn't get the facial. I heard he has Ahhnold's pubes at home in a jar next to his bed.


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Posted: 1/31/2012 12:53:09 AM
Was that you that busted in PrOblem?

Oh, garbage this is a small world! That was me and I of course know your mom......Or at least she told me her name after I raw dogged her! And she told me that was just her person son.



Nice to officially meet you with my pants on.





Ok, they are on now.
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Posted: 1/31/2012 12:53:23 AM
shhhh keep it down in here... im tryin to bang this milf doggystyle
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Posted: 1/31/2012 1:16:00 AM
YO MAN WHERE YOU AT IN CALI?!

lol anyways that sucks thats nasty as darn tho haha

My mom asked me today while i was sweating clippers okc -5.5 2half game tonight and was like why is your voice so nervous with 20 seconds left in the game. 
Clips stop playing defense and the white center on okc dunks it and 
bam -5.5 is covered

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Posted: 1/31/2012 1:26:27 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:

Was that you that busted in PrOblem?

Oh, garbage this is a small world! That was me and I of course know your mom......Or at least she told me her name after I raw dogged her! And she told me that was just her person son.



Nice to officially meet you with my pants on.





Ok, they are on now.

Did you steal her cash as well?

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Posted: 1/31/2012 1:42:31 AM

LOFL, am I the only one that noticed he said "whatevs"?

That is instant mancard termination.

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Posted: 1/31/2012 1:56:16 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by pinoy1da:

YO MAN WHERE YOU AT IN CALI?!

lol anyways that sucks thats nasty as darn tho haha

My mom asked me today while i was sweating clippers okc -5.5 2half game tonight and was like why is your voice so nervous with 20 seconds left in the game. 
Clips stop playing defense and the white center on okc dunks it and 
bam -5.5 is covered

L.A

haha yea, 2nd half thunder and the over payed off 
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Posted: 1/31/2012 2:13:20 AM
In all seriousness FT is correct, you seen it and there is no taking it back and no forgetting about it..just move on. She is human and you aren't the first person it happened to. But whatevs should  be left for the ladies to say, that was not a joke.
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Posted: 1/31/2012 3:46:06 AM
your mom likes getting plowed from behind , you learn something new everyday
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Posted: 1/31/2012 3:59:46 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

L.A

haha yea, 2nd half thunder and the over payed off 

im in LA too 818 
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Posted: 1/31/2012 5:45:44 AM
Kool story youngin
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