I am batting .000 after 4 nights with a girl I have been with hundreds of times.

This last week I came back to my hometown to catch up with a few old friends and to work a hustle I came up with for a week or two. I have been just killing time until I take a long road trip here around the end of the year. And I have been kicking it at my family house where I and few other family members use as a crash house when we need a place to get away. But the problem is it's a full house right now and we all party like its 1999 so who knows what will happen next around there.

Last week I got a message on facebook after adding a new picture from an old gal of mine. I took her home from a bar years ago and have smoked with and fucked her many many times. I should mention that she is usually strictly lesbian because guys do nothing for her because she deals with way too many jack asses where she bartends.

So many times it seemed like we had an exact routine when we hung out.

1- Phone call from one end or another after a dormant period. "Hey you wanna smoke?"

2- Smoke more blunts than Snoop could dream about and have a few beers and watch her drink Jager shots until she is slurring her speech......Then of course hear at some point she is not drunk.

3- Go to bed at some point later in the night and I stay=business time.

A few days of that and she gets bitchy and then I am gone again then repeat. Her clock resets then she is cool all over again. She reminds me of the movie Groundhog Day in a way.

The last two times I came back in town I have stayed with her. It is usually just easier on me that way. She does not care. But for many reasons the last 2 times I have said that that would be the last time.

Now 6 months later here I am tonight sitting here drinking Hobgoblins at her place waiting on her to get home(which she got back a few minutes ago by the way). She got in the shower and hopefully is washing that box up as we speak. I am thinking she is because she asked me to pick her up a pint of Smirnoff blue label. What I am saying is asking me to pick her up a pint because she wont make it by the time she gets off work is like get ready to wear my box out.

But you know what. I am sitting here batting .000 after many nights and I made an attempt a couple of nights ago and got shot down because she was tired and wanted to go to sleep. Then I had to get up and retire to the couch where she wants me to sleep now on this trip. She says she does not sleep well but what the fuck ever. The wierd thing is she is totally cool with me staying here and leaving me a key when she is gone. It is confusing So I don't want to lose that because it is just so damn easy to stay here.

But.....tonight after knocking back almost a bakers dozen Hobgoblins I am thinking about giving her a little cock rejection for payback. That will fuck with her for sure. Tell a chic who is asking for dick no and she will doubt everything about herself.......Not to mention why in the fuck is this asshole saying no when I have been saying no all this time??????!!!!!!! Fuck that she thinks!

Anyway she has sat down with me and we are smoking now and she is on her I-phone playing words with friends. I am gonna cut all this typing shit out now because she is asking me what I am typing and i just told her "sports shit"

i skimmed it, and realize this isnt your first rodeo, so you really dont need advice,  but if i got the jist, heres my advice. you did right to turn her down. if shes on the fence, she could easily be turned off by you making the move at the wrong time, but when she realizes she cant have the penis anytime she wants, she ll take it eveytime you offer it.

you know how she is better than me, but generally if a girl will fuck, but hasnt lately, you need to pull a ray ramano, and take her down a notch.

oh and she remembers, or hell maybe not, but if she did remember, shed probably still say she didnt. 

good luck, but sounds like a good time, even if you do end up having to fuck your fist every night.

Come on Salty, get back in the saddle and knock it out of the ballpark.

Salty Jones

Quote Originally Posted by The Hawk:

Hate to say this Salt, but I think she wants Dr.Pepper more than salt..................

I think you are right but the problem is she is not drinking anything in the present.

I think it may have to do with her getting into some trouble a while back and now she goes to church. She knows I do not want to talk about that bullshit so she keeps it to herself.

But based on some of the idiotic things she talks about I am guessing she thinks that she would be doing bad things based on what she thinks she has learned at church if we did it for the 500th time

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