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#226 Posted: 9/8/2011 8:52:45 PM |
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#227 Posted: 9/8/2011 8:57:29 PM |
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#228 Posted: 9/8/2011 9:12:55 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Rockdog:
jsab, what are your thoughts about dating a co-worker? Most say to stay away
I think its best to stay away from that as I can speak from experience. It's difficult though if you are really into someone .If you can just be in acasual relationship its not so bad but most females will never go for that IMO. |
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#229 Posted: 9/9/2011 10:26:42 AM  |
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#230 Posted: 9/9/2011 11:39:46 PM  |
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#231 Posted: 9/10/2011 12:20:04 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
Also buy a slingshot. Women tend to be attracted to a man who can use a slingshot. Take it to the bar and some rocks. Start talking to a woman and right after you say "hey how are you?".....take the slingshot out and say "watch this". Take the rock out slowly and peg the biggest guy in the room in the head. Then run. Next time you see the woman she is putty in your hands.
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#232 Posted: 9/10/2011 3:51:17 AM After a breakup, I actually won alot of money one day on baseball so I actually called a escort for kicks.
She was this attractive lady in her early 30's.
It was worth it...she swallowed my load when I busted a nut. |
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#233 Posted: 9/10/2011 4:25:55 AM Well I found something that makes me perk up a little bit. 
I just found out that an ex of mine is getting married to a guy that lives in Mexico(she is moving down there). This guy looks like a cross between a monkey and a horse  and his teeth are pretty brutal. It looks like he was chewing on marbles. Not only that his arms are smaller than hers(she definitley put on some weight since we broke up). Now i'm glad she dumped me. Enjoy the Mexican horse monkey.
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#234 Posted: 9/10/2011 4:30:23 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Ktrain: Well I found something that makes me perk up a little bit.
I just found out that an ex of mine is getting married to a guy that lives in Mexico(she is moving down there). This guy looks like a cross between a monkey and a horse and his teeth are pretty brutal. It looks like he was chewing on marbles. Not only that his arms are smaller than hers(she definitley put on some weight since we broke up). Now i'm glad she dumped me. Enjoy the Mexican horse monkey.
he must have a bigger pecker |
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#235 Posted: 9/10/2011 6:34:15 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Messier-11: Long distance relationship just blew up on me. She didn't want to move from Chicago to Phoenix and I can't say I blame her. I'm pretty mind fucked right now. I don't even think I'd be capable of trying to go land some new behind to forget about things at the moment. My person feels like it turtle headed back into body and won't come back. It's like I just railed a few lines of blow....im that limp. Wish I had some Xanax right now. I kind of want to go on a bender but I feel like that would just make me feel worse. Might drive to Vegas tomorrow to blow off some steam if I can motivate myself. Gonna go on a long run to clear my mind in a little. I think that will help somewhat. I haven't been dumped since high school days. This friggin blows.... 
feel free to gimme some tips or to rip on me. Both are welcome
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#236 Posted: 9/10/2011 6:39:43 AM |
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#237 Posted: 9/10/2011 6:40:50 AM  |
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#238 Posted: 9/10/2011 6:47:23 AM  Too close for comfort though. I've barely talked to my ex since. Though she did call me a few days ago asking me for advice on chiropractors. She got a bad case of lockjaw. I told her that must have been a giant cock she was sucking on but she assured me it was just a yawn that went wrong......ya right |
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#239 Posted: 9/11/2011 6:55:56 PM |
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#240 Posted: 9/11/2011 7:26:33 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Messier-11:
he must have a bigger pecker
I'm alright with that. I'm cool with my size and I know there are some guys with bigger ones than me. But it still doesn't change the fact that he is ugly as garbage. |
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#241 Posted: 9/11/2011 11:07:54 PM  Otherwise Chase what you LOVE Good Luck on your journey.  |
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#242 Posted: 9/12/2011 9:46:20 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:
"It's official....I'm a box. I just made a photo album book for her of all our good photos and on the back page wrote a message saying that I'll always love her and that I understand long distance is tough. Maybe change and a fresh start will be a good thing for both of us. You have been my best friend these last 5 years, almost like family. Hopefully one day we can still be friends. I'm not going to say another word from here on out. I promise."
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did she send you a photo book of her new boyfriend riding her like a racehorse??? |
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#243 Posted: 9/12/2011 10:29:00 AM |
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#244 Posted: 9/12/2011 10:31:20 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Messier-11: Good morning needledick she said its in the mail
cool. now you can see what i look like pounding your girl with my sledge hammer... |
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#245 Posted: 9/12/2011 10:33:20 AM |
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#246 Posted: 9/12/2011 11:42:55 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Messier-11:
can't wait.....if I wanted to see a needledick I'd watch some japanese porn
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#247 Posted: 9/15/2011 12:05:45 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by AustinHoopDream:
did she send you a photo book of her new boyfriend riding her like a racehorse??? LMAO...what a fn tool... |
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#248 Posted: 9/15/2011 12:16:56 AM |
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#249 Posted: 9/15/2011 1:13:06 PM 
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#250 Posted: 9/15/2011 10:50:30 PM |
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