How dumb are girls

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Ok The pain in the ass just called saying she made plans for us to go to her parents house this weekend  First of all its up in East Bum Fuck NY and its SuperBowl weekend  I was there once and they don&#x27;t watch sports nor are you able to even have a sip of beer  I was there for dinner once and it was a life time in 4hrs I was like  So I said to her its Super Bowl weekend and the Steelers are playing . She was like don&#x27;t you love me then my eyes lit up thank god she was on the phone or I would of been locked up . So I told her if I had to chose having dinner at your parents house or the morgue I take the morgue anytime  So she hung up

jerseykingpin · Answer

Ok The pain in the ass just called saying she made plans for us to go to her parents house this weekend  First of all its up in East Bum Fuck NY and its SuperBowl weekend  I was there once and they don&#x27;t watch sports nor are you able to even have a sip of beer  I was there for dinner once and it was a life time in 4hrs I was like  So I said to her its Super Bowl weekend and the Steelers are playing . She was like don&#x27;t you love me then my eyes lit up thank god she was on the phone or I would of been locked up . So I told her if I had to chose having dinner at your parents house or the morgue I take the morgue anytime  So she hung up

RATPACK9921 · Answer

say you got to make it up to me in some crazy ways if you know what i mean

jerseykingpin · Answer

&#xD;&#xA;There no box in the world to miss the Steelers in the Super Bowl noless to go to that house its possessed with non sports and drinking I felt like they were pulling me to the evil side  After that I need the pope of little Italy to come and bless me

Greyhound · Answer

Statistics say you will probably break up with her or divorce her some day anyway so you might as well get started on that now.   Tell her to go Fuck Herself ,  you&#x27;re watching the Super Bowl.

laythepoints · Answer

Sounds like you have a "Situation"....&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Sorry brother the shot was there... I had to take it...

jerseykingpin · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by laythepoints] &#xD;&#xA;Sounds like you have a "Situation"....&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Sorry brother the shot was there... I had to take it...&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;There nothing there box a dime a dz

jerseykingpin · Answer

&#xD;&#xA; Divorce been there done that No thanks

LarryWayne10 · Answer

My wife is smart enough to know its the Superbowl.  Even if its the Bengals vs. Seahawks she wouldn&#x27;t even think of trying that shit on me.  It wouldn&#x27;t be so bad with her parents because they are loaded and would have a stocked bar and tons of food.  You need to put your foot down on this one.  Dinner with her parents or Superbowl?  Easy choice for me, you will do the RIGHT thing and tell her HELL NO.

captjohn67 · Answer

she should know better, and if she didn&#x27;t, she does now

captaincredit · Answer

My buddy actually incorporated his wife&#x27;s birthday with his Super Bowl party. Now that, my friends...is a keeper of a woman

jesron1269 · Answer

I would agree with you about not missing the Superbowl and good luck to your Steelers.  I am sure I will be betting on them too.  However, either you have a horrible luck with women or you are consistently putting yourself in bad spots based on your prior posting.  BOL!

legwand · Answer

I am just convinced all women these days are complete spoiled fucking person. These are not the women of our parents and grandparents generation.

umgmu · Answer

That&#x27;s some spot .. If the gal is a keeper SHE should understand its the freaking Superbowl.&#xD;&#xA; &#xD;&#xA;Of Course, I seem to date women who don&#x27;t give a hoot about sports.. wish they did .. &#xD;&#xA;I took a former college GF to SB 23 .. El Salvdoran Gal- didn&#x27;t know football from baseball but we had the time of our life ..

Geedog · Answer

find a new squeeze

Jaysvdubwhat · Answer

just push that to next weekend

Rocafella · Answer

I give you credit for not losing it on herSuper Bowl weekend, Jeeeeeeesussssss especially when your squad is playing in the fuckin game

Daddy_Freddie · Answer

Typical woman....they KNOW it&#x27;s Superbowl Weekend and have heard you talking about it for weeks...then out of the blue...we are going to my Mom&#x27;s....this was a setup from the fuckin word go!!!&#xD;&#xA;Send her to her Mom&#x27;s house alone, call your boys and say GAME ON FELLA&#x27;S!

SirJohnDrake · Answer

When you encounter a woman that is too controlling it is time my friend to find a new one especially when it's early in the relationship. One that is considerate of your needs but of course it goes both ways now. You both got to learn on how to compromise with each other.

dl36 · Answer

if she doesnt get it with the superbowl, then I think she is not going to "get it" with other parts of normal life

The Hawk · Answer

Great Xmas gift for next year..............a calendar

Hi honey, try and remember these dates. I've highlighted them for you, just in case.

Super Bowl

The Masters

Opening Day of Baseball

British Open

NCAA college basketball championship (if this overlaps with The Oscars, better find yourself another TV)

Opening weekend-college football

Opening weekend-pro football

The World Series

BCS

Have a nice year, darling

jesron1269 · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by The Hawk] &#xD;&#xA;Great Xmas gift for next year..............a calendar&#xD;&#xA;Hi honey, try and remember these dates. I&#x27;ve highlighted them for you, just in case.&#xD;&#xA;Super Bowl&#xD;&#xA;The Masters&#xD;&#xA;Opening Day of Baseball&#xD;&#xA;British Open&#xD;&#xA;NCAA college basketball championship (if this overlaps with The Oscars, better find yourself another TV)&#xD;&#xA;Opening weekend-college football&#xD;&#xA;Opening weekend-pro football&#xD;&#xA;The World Series&#xD;&#xA;BCS&#xD;&#xA;Have a nice year, darling&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;Good stuff Halk.  I agree with it all (except the Master).  BOL!

ABooksNightmare · Answer

I see makeup sex in your future.....you&#x27;ll be fine

JaHovaWitness · Answer

if she cant handle the bowl now u are in trouble. dump her and find a fat bitch that cooks and does dishes.

jesron1269 · Answer

[Quote: Originally Posted by jesron1269] &#xD;&#xA;&#xD;&#xA;Good stuff Halk.  I agree with it all (except the Master).  BOL!&#xD;&#xA;[/Quote]&#xD;&#xA;I mean Hawk!  Sorry for the misspelling.

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