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Posted: 12/15/2010 4:11:54 AM

Some of you may remember I tried ordering a hooker online one night in August and got completely fucked over. Well, after a few months of swearing them off for good I finally caved in. It started out a typical saturday night at the bars with friends. Had a few prospects and was makng out with a cute chick but nothing materialized. I left with a set of humongous blue balls. 


By the time I got home It was 4am and I was hammered. I start cruising the web looking for a good porn site to solve my blue ball problems when the idea of getting a hooker popped into my mind. Then the thought of getting ripped off last time popped into my head also. But, being the gambler I am I said that was a fluke and decided to roll the dice once again. So I scrolled thru the escort website and found this smoking hot blonde and decided to giver her a call. It was so late I didn't expect someone to answer almost but after a a few rings someone did. We talked and hashed out the details. She was 45 minutes away but still willing to drive to me which I found odd. She also kept asking me if I definitely had 300 cash on me which seemed odd as well but I was too drunk to care. 


The thought of getting ripped off crossed my mind but I told myself there's not a snowballs chance in hell this will happen again. After an hour of waiting and drinking a few more beers I'm ready to throw in the towel, but as I was getting up to goto sleep I saw a lady in a trenchcoat walking away thru my blinds. I quickly ran outside to flag her down but at the last second i aborted and went back inside to goto sleep thinking darn its 5am, I'm tanked, I can barely get it up, and I would be saving 300 bucks. So i walked inside and collapsed into my bed exhausted. 



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Posted: 12/15/2010 4:12:41 AM

A few minutes later, It was like I snapped out of a coma. Thinking to myself a beautiful woman was outside ready to do whatever you want and you decided to goto sleep after she drove an hour out of her way to see you. I called her number and she was still close and willing to come back luckily. She showed up a few minutes later and the girl that stood outside my door was not the one in the pictures at all. She was decent though and had a nice rack so I said darn it and invited her in. Next thing I know I'm naked in my bed fooling around with her when she says she would be more comfortable if we got the payment part out of the way now. I was a little skeptical but thought it was a reasonable request. I mean she was fondling my balls, there's no way this can go wrong. 

The second I handed her the dough she told me ok now we can get to business. The 300 was an appearance fee and started telling me how much it would cost to get a jerked off , blown, fucked, etc. DeJaVu......same exact scam as last time. Just my luck, I called a girl that worked for the same scum bag agency. At this point I am freaking out inside but playing it cool. I slowly get out of bed and put my clothes on......I didn't want to have to chase after her into my neighborhood nude if it came down to it. She then asks me why I'm getting dressed and I told her well over the phone you asked me 5 different times if I had 300 dollars cash to pay for this and I only went to the atm for that amount before you came. Why did you tell me I only needed 300 if that was just the showing up fee? I would've taken out more....now I have to goto an atm to continue this party.(Just buying myself sometime to get dressed and figure out my next move at this point). 

Once dressed I stood in front of my bed and the door and demanded my money back. She told me she couldn't do that and that she had to give her agency this money and that it was out of her control. Bullllllshit.....the agency has no idea if I paid you or not at this point give me the money and get the darn out of my house. She then tried to get up and squeeze by me and I tossed her back on the bed saying we can do this the easy way or the hard me....your choice. She tries to bull rush by me again and this time I really flung her hard. Feeling very weird about what was happening and the direction this was going in I lightened up. I told her fine just give me back 150 and you can leave with the other half. 

The stubborn person then tells me it wasn't her decision and that her driver outside will probably agree to this but she had to ask him. For some reason this seemed like a logical idea. Even though last time this same thing happened and I came face to face with a 6-4 black man who outweighed me by 70 pounds and had no choice but to accept the fact that I was screwed. However, this time was different, when we got outside there was a 5-6 muscular italian guy. We start talking about the situation and he's playing it cool giving me a spiel and dance about how it was out of his hands and how he needed to goto the car and call his supervisor. The dirty hooker is trying to squeeze buy me at this point and I'm not letting her. I tell them fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me and proceed to explain how their low life agency did this same song and dance to me 3 months ago with another girl/pimp and I was not going to let it happen again. 

I then shoved him with all my might letting him know how serious I was and demanded I get at least half of my money back. He tells me I have no idea who I'm messing with and that If I knew what was good for me I'd go back inside and chalk this one up as a loss. I told him I took the cowards way out last time but the difference was that a giant black man was the one giving the threats, You're just a tiny guido with a napoleon complex. I've got 5 inches and 50 pounds on you. Try me! I wrestled in high school and college(the college part was a lie) I would take you without breaking a sweat. 

Then it was on....he threw a haymaker at me and I tussled him to the ground and the hooker ran off screaming. i flipped myself on top of him thinking this is getting crazy and that I hope none of my neighbors are awake and watching and started punching him in the face. I let up for a second and tell him I don't want any trouble,,,,just my money back and he can be on his way. The next thing I know I am peeling myself off the ground with a huge headache confused as darn and they were gone. 

It was pretty obvious what had happened. Thinking I had won the fight I let down my guard and the hooker came from behind me and cracked me over the head with something. What a disaster. I stumbled inside and passed out defeated on many levels. I went to the hospital the next morning because I could feel a large lump on my head and saw blood in my hair. 

I soon found out I had a concussion and needed stitches. I lied and told the Dr, I was drunk and had no clue what happened. He tells me that I'm lucky I wasn't more seriously injured. When I got home I reflected upon last nights debacle. Surprisingly, I wasn't mad at all. I deserved what I had got. I chalked it up as a life lesson. From now on the local asian rub and tug will have to suffice. I fell for the same scam twice and was lucky I wasn't seriously hurt. In the heat of the moment and about 10 beers too many I became someone I'm normally not. I became the incredible hulk and refused to be fucked over....no matter what the consequences were. I almost punched a woman in the face I think the only reason I didn't was because I knew the whole time that the real foe was outside waiting. 

Yes, I'm a scumbag. Obviously paying for sex instead of just picking up chicks is retarded and pathetic but there is something about having a strings free bang with some hoe and never seeing her again and doing all types of dirty garbage to her that intrigues me. I guess I could blame this whole thing on blue balls If I wanted to be delusional. But In reality, It was all my fault and I'm happy it happened . 

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Posted: 12/15/2010 4:23:25 AM
lol dude I have done it 5 or 6 times and never had this happen. It might be where you are looking or it may be something with you. The only problem I had was the first girl I met up with was like 20 lbs heavier then her pics and they were about 5 years old. That's the only problem I have had. Maybe it's that you do in-call and they figure that you won't make a bunch of noise if it's at your house.
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Posted: 12/15/2010 4:25:38 AM


Live and learn. Glad you're ok.
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Posted: 12/15/2010 4:25:57 AM
By the way I was just reading what you typed and don't know if this was a Freudian slip but I literally laughed out loud.

Once dressed I stood in front of my bed and the door and demanded my money back. She told me she couldn't do that and that she had to give her agency this money and that it was out of her control. Bullllllshit.....the agency has no idea if I paid you or not at this point give me the money and get the darn out of my house. She then tried to get up and squeeze by me and I tossed her back on the bed saying we can do this the easy way or the hard me....your choice.
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Posted: 12/15/2010 4:30:43 AM
damn...  what an experience...

I give you credit for taking on the guy...  he is probably used to beating and intimidating hookers so he was not ready or used to actually having to fight a male with some background/orientation in defending yourself...

Can I make a suggestion?

get yourself a regular, some one you can depend on... it can be a friend with benefits, it can be a hooker... so that way when you are drunk at least you are with someone you know will see you through...

She does not have to be a 10... but just be a doable after 10 beers...
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Posted: 12/15/2010 4:42:48 AM
I have a long distance girlfriend I've been dating for a while. This last year of being apart has been terrible. I dread talking to her on the phone each day and usually make up some excuse to get out of it. Her being on the east coast going to sleep by 11 makes this excuse easy due to my west coast time difference.I cant bring myself to break her heart and end things though. Things used to be great....maybe I'm holiding onto hope that they can be great once again.  Hookers/rub and tugs/one night stands dont count as cheating in my book unless she catches you and cries.
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Posted: 12/15/2010 4:43:13 AM

Crazy stuff.

I prefer to jack off than to go through that mess if its a hard up situation latenight with no chance at a booty call.

Once you finish jacking off you will be overcome by the sensation, WHEW! I am glad I didn't make the phonecall!

It's crazy how the jizz in our balls clouds our judgement for rational thinking and decision making.

But shoot a load and all of a sudden you come back to reality and cant believe what dumb garbage you almost did.

 

Once you get done jacking off you will be overcome with the sensation of.......WHEW! I am glad I didn't call that hooker

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Posted: 12/15/2010 5:12:05 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by SALTY:

Crazy stuff.

I prefer to jack off than to go through that mess if its a hard up situation latenight with no chance at a booty call.

Once you finish jacking off you will be overcome by the sensation, WHEW! I am glad I didn't make the phonecall!

It's crazy how the jizz in our balls clouds our judgement for rational thinking and decision making.

But shoot a load and all of a sudden you come back to reality and cant believe what dumb garbage you almost did.

 

Once you get done jacking off you will be overcome with the sensation of.......WHEW! I am glad I didn't call that hooker

...................oddly enough so true !! That's some funny ish!

Don't !!

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Posted: 12/15/2010 6:54:19 AM
Buyers beware when shopping for sex. Sometimes, people are not what they appear to be.  Prostitute or thief in disguise?  John or Jack the ripper?  Uncertainty in an underground industry with high staff turnover.  In order of risk for customer or prostitute, street hookers are the most dangerous while licensed massage parlors are safest.  Escorts and brothels rank in the middle range.   If payment is by credit card instead of cash, there may be some protection.
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Posted: 12/15/2010 7:14:39 AM

Also there is more safety in numbers.  Ask buddies to join you before hiring girl(s).  Sometimes, there might be a group discount.

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Posted: 12/15/2010 7:50:38 AM
Damn Messier, what a horror story......
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Posted: 12/15/2010 8:23:46 AM
That hooker would of never made it outside. I would have called the cops before trying to reason with her so-called pimp. Next time have a gun ready cause they ain't callin the cops.  Never let them come to your house either
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Posted: 12/15/2010 8:44:00 AM
, back to the local asian rub and tug
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Posted: 12/15/2010 10:06:32 AM

If your taking money out of the ATM at 3:00 AM in morning, it can't be good.

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That hooker would of never made it outside. I would have called the cops before trying to reason with her so-called pimp. Next time have a gun ready cause they ain't callin the cops.  Never let them come to your house either

Dude you are not calling the cops in this situation.  Very interesting story Mess.  You are right that it could have been a lot worst.  I have never tried (and I cannot imagine a situation where I would try) a professional but no judgment to those who have and do.  To each their own I say.  BOL!

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Posted: 12/15/2010 10:14:15 AM
Boys if this isn't the thread of 2010, I don't know what is.
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Posted: 12/15/2010 10:17:19 AM

Why would you let a hooker come to your house?  Get a hotel or go to their place

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Posted: 12/15/2010 11:10:35 AM
Dude. Just rub one out and got to bed at that point. Saves you a ton of money.
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QUOTE Originally Posted by Amp:

Why would you let a hooker come to your house?  Get a hotel or go to their place



That is an even worse idea than inviting them to your place.    Going to an unfamiliar place is not a good idea.  

Good chance you could walk right into a sting.
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Posted: 12/15/2010 12:44:35 PM

So many legit ones to go to and you find the scams.  Rum and tug is the way to go.

 

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Posted: 12/15/2010 12:54:47 PM
This is the exact reason I have installed a glory hole in my front door.
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Boys if this isn't the thread of 2010, I don't know what is.

Add it to the list

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Posted: 12/15/2010 1:02:05 PM

This wouldn't have happened in Hamburg or Prague or even Amsterdam

What city are you in Messier ??

There has to be some websites out there with reliable reviews,real photos or someway of getting good information before you pick a girl.But then again this would only apply to the big cities, small towns it can be pot luck at times.

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