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I have honestly never made out with a girl, and me and this girl are getting really close really fast....any advice for making out?? Read books? Watching videos? or do you just learn to become a good kisser as you go along? Sorry if this is so lame....girls and dating have just really never been a big priority for me.

 
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This can't be serious?

Dude, just kiss her....the rest will take care of itself. Don't be sloppy with it or jam your tongue all the way down her throat. Be gentle, and you'll probably get laid out of it.

How old are you if you don't mind me asking?



I was about 14 or so, before I got the nerve up, but gangbusters after that........
 
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lol........if this is serious and you are over 17 I will say a prayer for you tonight that you lose your virginity before the age of 40. The advice I was given as a young lad was to move your tongue to all the letters of the alphabet. You'll get the hang of it pretty quick.....then again you may end up kissing like a dead fish for the rest of your days. Good luck.
 
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You'll be fine, dont listen to negativity.

Go on a website and get ideas...type in how to kiss or somethin.  After first 10 seconds you'll be alright..

PS  A sports gambling board full of alcholics, drug addicts, hippies, and degenerates isnt really the place to ask lol

 
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Quote Originally Posted by masemoney:

PS  A sports gambling board full of alcholics, drug addicts, hippies,  isnt really the place to ask lol



Speak for yourself buddy. haha

 
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Messier, I thought that I gave him decent sincere advice......I meant it. Eventhough I went through that anxiety at an earlier age, I still went through it.


 
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Quote Originally Posted by Deadmoney2008:

I have honestly never made out with a girl, and me and this girl are getting really close really fast....any advice for making out?? Read books? Watching videos? or do you just learn to become a good kisser as you go along? Sorry if this is so lame....girls and dating have just really never been a big priority for me.



Hey buddy, hope you hit a homerun.
 
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dhop, I thought I gave decent advice too. Moving your tongue to the letters of the alphabet is gold for beginners. How can you resist throwing in a zinger along with some advice to this type of thread though?
 
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I would suggest practicing on a fruit of your choice.  Maybee a watermelon.  Cut the Melon in half and practice by moving your tongue around. 
 
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if you have a dog put peanut butter on your tongue and practice with her.....make sure its a girl dog or that will be
 
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Take it out.
 
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Some people are late 'bloomers' in this area.

Have your own style but don't be sloppy .

 
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could always practice with a member of your family - like a brother or sister if they dont mind
 
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We had a few virginsnever dated it seemed...... as 19 year olds in college in my frat (about 115 guys which probably means more than that)

I'm a lot easier on guys like that that I was then. I don't think that there's a whole lot of difference between a 15 yr old and a 19 yr old. Back then , it seemed big though....


 
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Put your pinky in her pooper
 
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My advice for you:

Make sure you have condoms.  Seriously.
 
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Yeah, every girl just loves that.....

LOL


 
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Stay away from the butt, might get her pregnant
 
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NO ANAL SEX...We don't need any more teen babies running around
 
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KQC
 
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KQC, I had forgotten about that classic thread......


 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheJonner:

Put your pinky in her pooper
lol....
 
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Dumbest thread of all time!!! 
 
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Giver her a long romantic kiss & gently whisper in her ear-  "whats  the over under on the Laker game?"
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by djspurlz:

could always practice with a member of your family - like a brother or sister if they dont mind

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