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he gets arrested for grabbing a nurse's breast on the way to the delivery room

 

 
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Sup Gunners,

   You got a really nice position in our chess game.  

You wanna let me castle please.   I'll try to speed things up on our game, I've got like 212 games going on at once and you probably have a lot of games going on too. I like our game though, I might even start up a couple of challenges with you if you want to play more than one at the same time, it's up to you. I'll keep em on saved tab groups to remind myself to speed things up on easy moves. This one looks fun n challenging though.

 
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what a loser  

 
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you have to think his Father-in-law was probably nearby as well...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ZiggyDawg:

 

Sup Gunners,

   You got a really nice position in our chess game.  

You wanna let me castle please.   I'll try to speed things up on our game, I've got like 212 games going on at once and you probably have a lot of games going on too. I like our game though, I might even start up a couple of challenges with you if you want to play more than one at the same time, it's up to you. I'll keep em on saved tab groups to remind myself to speed things up on easy moves. This one looks fun n challenging though.

you just made a terrible move though!  challenge me to more, i'll play.  no worries on the slow moving. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

you just made a terrible move though!  challenge me to more, i'll play.  no worries on the slow moving. 

 damn did I ? I played it out on the analysis board too.Uhhh, I'm gettin too old for this game.
 
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Probably just wanted to check on what he's gonna be missing....
 
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that's pathetic - he looks like such a  stand up guy - 
 
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  what a dipshit!!!
 
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He should of grabbed her ass while he was at it.
 
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dummmmmmmmmmy
 
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And drunk (allegedly) for the birth of your son?  Cut his dick off - he aint stand-up enough to be a dad....

 
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The next time some random chick comes up to me and grabs my balls I'm calling the police. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tiasman:

The next time some random chick comes up to me and grabs my balls I'm calling the police. 



I know tell me about it. I'm not a piece of meat!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by gold6185:

He should of grabbed her ass while he was at it.
 
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This thread lacks depth without a pic of the nurse !!!!!

I wnat nurse pics......nurse pics, nurse pics.

 
 
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who says he didn't turn down her ettemps to touch his penis and she makes up this claim. i've seen it a million times...
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