First girl I only saw faceshots. We meet at a restaurant and she's fat, not slightly overweight but flat out fat.
Second girl was last night, I walk into the coffee place and she is actually decent looking. We are deciding what to order , she see's mini burgers on the menu so right away she repeatsts then title mini burgers in this really annoying baby voice ( baby talk ) She used the baby talk a few more times over the course of the night. I honestly felt like strangling her.
Anyways that's enough for me, easy to see why these losers can't find anyone in real life.
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First girl I only saw faceshots. We meet at a restaurant and she's fat, not slightly overweight but flat out fat.
Second girl was last night, I walk into the coffee place and she is actually decent looking. We are deciding what to order , she see's mini burgers on the menu so right away she repeatsts then title mini burgers in this really annoying baby voice ( baby talk ) She used the baby talk a few more times over the course of the night. I honestly felt like strangling her.
Anyways that's enough for me, easy to see why these losers can't find anyone in real life.
I met a very very heavy girl a few years back also that I had met on the internet,,,she had for obvious reasons neglected to tell me she had a tattoo on her side that read GRADE A BEEF.....before she arrived at the entrance to the restaurant I was meeting her at, I felt the ground shaking, before even seeing her I knew this could only mean I was about to encounter my date for the day,,,all of a sudden it got very dark, she was blocking out the sunlight,,,,I took one look at her and thought, thats alot of woman....no way would I be having any sex tonight......so an hour later, I'm banging her and her stomach rumbles, she's hungry, I think to myself, no matter what keep your tally wacker away from this beast's mouth, she might inhale it.......another 30 minutes goes by and shes blowing me and again her stomach rumbles.....internet dates are so rude
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I met a very very heavy girl a few years back also that I had met on the internet,,,she had for obvious reasons neglected to tell me she had a tattoo on her side that read GRADE A BEEF.....before she arrived at the entrance to the restaurant I was meeting her at, I felt the ground shaking, before even seeing her I knew this could only mean I was about to encounter my date for the day,,,all of a sudden it got very dark, she was blocking out the sunlight,,,,I took one look at her and thought, thats alot of woman....no way would I be having any sex tonight......so an hour later, I'm banging her and her stomach rumbles, she's hungry, I think to myself, no matter what keep your tally wacker away from this beast's mouth, she might inhale it.......another 30 minutes goes by and shes blowing me and again her stomach rumbles.....internet dates are so rude
I met my current girlfriend of 3+ years on Match.com but had to sift through a lot of chaff before finding the wheat. You can get tons of dates on line but quality can never be assured.
There was the one chick, who had a cute face, coyly peeking from behind a tree. When we met for a drink I immediately understood why she was using the big oak for a prop. That girl was stout.
There was one who looked like a young Martha Stewart which was cool because I like young Martha Stewart. When I met her she was actually wearing men's shoes. No kidding. The black wing tips my father used to wear. They were shined like mirrors but I could not get by that. I didn't even ask her why she was wearing them because it would have just invited more conversation.
One chick was actually quite hot, better looking than her photo suggested. Turns out she has a drinking problem and was liquored up in a nano-second, richocheting around, throwing herself at other guys and looking back to see what I was going to do. I've been in one bar fight in my life and was not about to have my 2nd over this skank. I told her if she wanted a lift back to her car she better follow me out right then. When we got back to her car she bent over and lifted up her skirt, (was not wearing any panties) and said "See what your going to miss!" She did have a nice ass but that broad was trouble.
There was one woman who looked great in her photo but from what decade it was taken I'm not sure. I'm to meet her at this bar and get there early. At one point this woman comes in and then just stands by the door. It's dimly lit so I can't quite see whats down there but have an uneasy forbodeing it's my date. When I see her, the attractive cosmopoliton hairstyle in the picture has been replaced with unruly and oily strands of tangled hemp or something. And her cute smile had transformed into bloated cheeks and a half frown. I know should have been angry about her deceitfullness but I actually felt bad because this poor woman looked like she had recently suffered a stroke. Perhaps even that day.
There was one woman who was very attractive and we hit it off. But the first time I went to her house I mentioned the Harley I saw sitting in her garage and she said it would not be there too much longer as her ex-biker boyfriend was scheduled to me paroled soon. I'm thinking, all I want to do is meet someone nice but do I have to die in the attempt. Anyways, I told her I was not comfortable with that situation and might give her a ring down the road.
I ended up dating at least once 29 women before finding my current Girlfriend. It was a grind and a lot of money but you can definitly meet a lot of girls. Just brace yourself for the odd balls. They are out there.
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I met my current girlfriend of 3+ years on Match.com but had to sift through a lot of chaff before finding the wheat. You can get tons of dates on line but quality can never be assured.
There was the one chick, who had a cute face, coyly peeking from behind a tree. When we met for a drink I immediately understood why she was using the big oak for a prop. That girl was stout.
There was one who looked like a young Martha Stewart which was cool because I like young Martha Stewart. When I met her she was actually wearing men's shoes. No kidding. The black wing tips my father used to wear. They were shined like mirrors but I could not get by that. I didn't even ask her why she was wearing them because it would have just invited more conversation.
One chick was actually quite hot, better looking than her photo suggested. Turns out she has a drinking problem and was liquored up in a nano-second, richocheting around, throwing herself at other guys and looking back to see what I was going to do. I've been in one bar fight in my life and was not about to have my 2nd over this skank. I told her if she wanted a lift back to her car she better follow me out right then. When we got back to her car she bent over and lifted up her skirt, (was not wearing any panties) and said "See what your going to miss!" She did have a nice ass but that broad was trouble.
There was one woman who looked great in her photo but from what decade it was taken I'm not sure. I'm to meet her at this bar and get there early. At one point this woman comes in and then just stands by the door. It's dimly lit so I can't quite see whats down there but have an uneasy forbodeing it's my date. When I see her, the attractive cosmopoliton hairstyle in the picture has been replaced with unruly and oily strands of tangled hemp or something. And her cute smile had transformed into bloated cheeks and a half frown. I know should have been angry about her deceitfullness but I actually felt bad because this poor woman looked like she had recently suffered a stroke. Perhaps even that day.
There was one woman who was very attractive and we hit it off. But the first time I went to her house I mentioned the Harley I saw sitting in her garage and she said it would not be there too much longer as her ex-biker boyfriend was scheduled to me paroled soon. I'm thinking, all I want to do is meet someone nice but do I have to die in the attempt. Anyways, I told her I was not comfortable with that situation and might give her a ring down the road.
I ended up dating at least once 29 women before finding my current Girlfriend. It was a grind and a lot of money but you can definitly meet a lot of girls. Just brace yourself for the odd balls. They are out there.
Years ago when I got online for the first time I was a lesbian for a couple of years. Talk about getting some FINE pictures sent to me. Several of my corespondents just FORCED me to have internet sex with them. It was OK. I had many invitations to meet those that I exchanged pictures with, my fake picture is still probably circulating on the internet (with the initial M on it. It has been about 8 years since I was a lesbian, it was a lot of fun. A flight atendent offered to pay my way to Florida so I could spend a week's vacation with her. College girls sent me their pictures (probably some of them were dirty old men "passing") but it was still fun. I had the FBI or some vice cop try to entice me into an online relationship, making sure to mention every time "she" sent me an IM that "I am only 13 years old". She sent me IMs about 4 times, I told "her" that if she sent me another message I was going to complain toe the ISP and her mother would find out what she was doing. I never heard from her again. Either she was really 13 or a cop pretending to be 13 "she" never bothered me again. I really had a lot of fun (and got a ton of pics) for a while but it got old. I have been a dirty old man for a long time. My boss at work WAS a lesbian and warned me that if the real lesbians found out what I was doing they would do something to me on the internet that I would not like so I finally gave that pastime up. Fun while it lasted but probably good that I gave it up. That was the closest I ever got to having an internet relationship.
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Years ago when I got online for the first time I was a lesbian for a couple of years. Talk about getting some FINE pictures sent to me. Several of my corespondents just FORCED me to have internet sex with them. It was OK. I had many invitations to meet those that I exchanged pictures with, my fake picture is still probably circulating on the internet (with the initial M on it. It has been about 8 years since I was a lesbian, it was a lot of fun. A flight atendent offered to pay my way to Florida so I could spend a week's vacation with her. College girls sent me their pictures (probably some of them were dirty old men "passing") but it was still fun. I had the FBI or some vice cop try to entice me into an online relationship, making sure to mention every time "she" sent me an IM that "I am only 13 years old". She sent me IMs about 4 times, I told "her" that if she sent me another message I was going to complain toe the ISP and her mother would find out what she was doing. I never heard from her again. Either she was really 13 or a cop pretending to be 13 "she" never bothered me again. I really had a lot of fun (and got a ton of pics) for a while but it got old. I have been a dirty old man for a long time. My boss at work WAS a lesbian and warned me that if the real lesbians found out what I was doing they would do something to me on the internet that I would not like so I finally gave that pastime up. Fun while it lasted but probably good that I gave it up. That was the closest I ever got to having an internet relationship.
I've never tried internet dating for the belief that if a girl is intelligent, attractive, and emotionally stable, she does not need the web to find a man. Men will always come to her.
Generalization, yes, but I'm not patient enough to grind it out with throngs of duds.
FWIW, I live in Los Angeles, and the women here are as abominable as stereotyped. So many come here fantasizing about living the opulent, VIP lifestyle and are willing to hook up with any ghastly, wart-faced paramour to provide it for them. If I didn't work in the entertainment industry and love my job, I'd hightail it out of this abysmal, smog-choked shit bowl (probably move to the Bay Area or San Diego).
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Congrats to parsec for finding a compatible mate.
I've never tried internet dating for the belief that if a girl is intelligent, attractive, and emotionally stable, she does not need the web to find a man. Men will always come to her.
Generalization, yes, but I'm not patient enough to grind it out with throngs of duds.
FWIW, I live in Los Angeles, and the women here are as abominable as stereotyped. So many come here fantasizing about living the opulent, VIP lifestyle and are willing to hook up with any ghastly, wart-faced paramour to provide it for them. If I didn't work in the entertainment industry and love my job, I'd hightail it out of this abysmal, smog-choked shit bowl (probably move to the Bay Area or San Diego).
One chick was actually quite hot, better looking than her photo suggested. Turns out she has a drinking problem and was liquored up in a nano-second, richocheting around, throwing herself at other guys and looking back to see what I was going to do. I've been in one bar fight in my life and was not about to have my 2nd over this skank. I told her if she wanted a lift back to her car she better follow me out right then. When we got back to her car she bent over and lifted up her skirt, (was not wearing any panties) and said "See what your going to miss!" She did have a nice ass but that broad was trouble.
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Quote Originally Posted by parsec:
One chick was actually quite hot, better looking than her photo suggested. Turns out she has a drinking problem and was liquored up in a nano-second, richocheting around, throwing herself at other guys and looking back to see what I was going to do. I've been in one bar fight in my life and was not about to have my 2nd over this skank. I told her if she wanted a lift back to her car she better follow me out right then. When we got back to her car she bent over and lifted up her skirt, (was not wearing any panties) and said "See what your going to miss!" She did have a nice ass but that broad was trouble.
There's a reason why these women had to resort to internet dating lifemisspent. I mean, it's okay for guys to do it because it's just another source for us to find some tail, but when a chick has go online to find a guy.....I'll say no more.
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There's a reason why these women had to resort to internet dating lifemisspent. I mean, it's okay for guys to do it because it's just another source for us to find some tail, but when a chick has go online to find a guy.....I'll say no more.
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its a rip off!!!!
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