The Purina Diet (anyone ever try it besides me???)

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Posted: 9/12/2007 1:50:14 PM
I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked me if I had a dog... (DUHHHH) I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO and that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time. BUT, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.) Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said, "Oh NO! I was sitting in the street licking my behind when a car hit me." I thought the tall guy in back of the line was going to have to be carried out.
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Posted: 9/12/2007 10:47:13 PM
u a sick puppy!!!...LMAO!!!
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Posted: 9/13/2007 11:19:29 AM
That is some funny garbage.
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Posted: 9/15/2007 1:06:54 AM
thats great!!
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Posted: 9/15/2007 3:18:05 PM
Awesome!!!!!
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Posted: 9/17/2007 3:00:13 PM
LMFAO AND ROF!!!!!!!!!
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HAHA
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Posted: 11/13/2007 6:05:18 PM
LOL
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Posted: 11/16/2007 2:41:07 PM
Hahaha great story
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Posted: 12/10/2007 6:58:20 PM
I am still laughing at this one!!!!!!CLASSIC
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Posted: 12/17/2007 8:33:27 PM
Fillup at the Pump : $30 Bag of Purina : $35 Hospital Co-Pay : $50 Dumb girl Believing Your Story : Priceless
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Posted: 2/16/2008 7:41:54 AM
This is a joke, my friend e-mailed me the same garbage. Its still funny as hell
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This is a good one to BUMP

 

Old but GOOD

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