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It's official.  I know nothing.  I am now going to fade myself every day.

Rutgers - 6.5?  Can't even punch it in from the 2 in 3 tries.

Mizzou - 12?  They don't even show up and cannot even line the fuck up onside.  This team could not possibly care less about this football game is they were getting head on the sidelines.

Congrats Wildcat backers.  You are all much, much smarter than me.


 
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im with ya... i seem to be so blind. I so hot in picking losers.
 
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I knew this from our parlay discussion the other day.
 
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GL TP YOU  
 
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   me too!!!! I can't get anything right. I'm a real joke right now.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

I knew this from our parlay discussion the other day.
 


hey Van.  You are without question the biggest fucking asshole dickhead I have ever encountered anywhere on the internet.  I never wish anything bad on anyone, but i sincerely hope someone smacks the living shit out of you for absolutely nothing sometime in the very near future.

Actually, I wish it could be me you little fucking dick.

 
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Yeah, no reason to talk shit to someone when they are admitting they were wrong.
 
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rest assured Bonk, you aint the only one sucking ass right now...for years I have watched Mizzou and their worthless HC Pinkel blow up and freeze in big games..wether it be Big 12 champ, bowl games, or playing ranked teams, etc.  Pinkel could fuck up a wet dream, as it is obvious this team is not ready to play (as usual).  I too am a fucking idiot for thinking they might have some pride and come out and smash the shit out of Northwestern...they could care less about being at this game imo...
 
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Fuuf...  you apparently have never encountered Van

To everyone else on here, I apologize for my outburst, but this guys Van is such a fucking tool it defies description.

I come on here to have some fun and chat about a hobby (gambling) and I gotta put up with comments from this little fuckhead living in his mom's basement who hasn't seen box since birth.

He thinks he know everything and constantly loves telling people how smart he is.  He's gotten slammed by dozens of people on here, but doesn't care.  Why does he need friends online when he probably has none in real life.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by fuuf:

Yeah, no reason to talk shit to someone when they are admitting they were wrong.

 

completely agree

 
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i know how you feel. I cant cap a bowl game to save my life, total 360 from the regular season
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BonkNYC:



hey Van.  You are without question the biggest fucking asshole dickhead I have ever encountered anywhere on the internet.  I never wish anything bad on anyone, but i sincerely hope someone smacks the living shit out of you for absolutely nothing sometime in the very near future.

Actually, I wish it could be me you little fucking dick.

You might have an anger management issue.

I am going to have to inform my team of lawyers about this direct threat.  Be prepared to be hauled in to court for slander.  Right when Im done with the Mandylion settlement my lawyers will be contacting you.

I suggest you google "punative damages".

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Quote Originally Posted by BonkNYC:

Fuuf...  you apparently have never encountered Van

To everyone else on here, I apologize for my outburst, but this guys Van is such a fucking tool it defies description.

I come on here to have some fun and chat about a hobby (gambling) and I gotta put up with comments from this little fuckhead living in his mom's basement who hasn't seen box since birth.

He thinks he know everything and constantly loves telling people how smart he is.  He's gotten slammed by dozens of people on here, but doesn't care.  Why does he need friends online when he probably has none in real life.



Thankfully, this is the first time, hopefully the last. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

You might have an anger management issue.

I am going to have to inform my team of lawyers about this direct threat.  Be prepared to be hauled in to court for slander.  Right when Im done with the Mandylion settlement my lawyers will be contacting you.

I suggest you google "punative damages".



I would suggest googling "punitive damages"
 
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Bonk ,
Just look at the picture of that idiot hes had his ass kicked his whole life !!!!!  No need to listen or even respond brother this is the only way he talks,  shit over the net. It'll get better brother keep doing the homework and it'll come GOOD LUCK brother.
 
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Bonk - As an olive branch I wish you better success with the rest of the bowl games, and offer you an invitation to look at my bowl thread in the PBOX.
 
I am alarmingly hot, and have been killing the bowls.
 
I give you this because I care.
 
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Love you and that incredible avatar Moneyman.

Hey, Missou tied it up. They have been totally outplayed this half and are tied.

They could easily cover this in the second half if they get their heads out of their asses.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Bonk - As an olive branch I wish you better success with the rest of the bowl games, and offer you an invitation to look at my bowl thread in the PBOX.
 
I am alarmingly hot, and have been killing the bowls.
 
I give you this because I care.
 


I'd rather lose every bet of the rest of my life than read one word of your stupidity. 

PS.  If you are going to threaten me with damages, you might want to learn how to spell punitive first.

Misspelling?  I thought you were the smartest guy on here?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by BonkNYC:



I'd rather lose every bet of the rest of my life than read one word of your stupidity. 

PS.  If you are going to threaten me with damages, you might want to learn how to spell punitive first.

Misspelling?  I thought you were the smartest guy on here?

I knew my lawyers misspelled it.

Thats why the Mandylion case is taking so long.

Thanks for the tip.  This will help you in court.

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Quote Originally Posted by MONEYMECHANIC:

Bonk ,
Just look at the picture of that idiot hes had his ass kicked his whole life !!!!!  No need to listen or even respond brother this is the only way he talks,  shit over the net. It'll get better brother keep doing the homework and it'll come GOOD LUCK brother.
 
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OK.

Van, you're the smartest, the best capper and I am honestly nervous about your pending litigation.  Feel better?

It'd be worth the lawsuit to have about 3 minutes of slapping the shit out of you. 

Now shut the fuck up and go back in the basement.  I am trying to talk to the adults in the room.

 
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hahah....talk about a wigger!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BonkNYC:

OK.

Van, you're the smartest, the best capper and I am honestly nervous about your pending litigation.  Feel better?

It'd be worth the lawsuit to have about 3 minutes of slapping the shit out of you. 

Now shut the fuck up and go back in the basement.  I am trying to talk to the adults in the room.



Its been 3 minutes since I first read this and I still haven't stopped laughing.  All the twenty dollar bills in the world wont change the fact that Van is ugly as sin and most likely a virgin.
 
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van has been a douche for years...no new news
 
 
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I know NOTHING as well....................But FUCK IT.......I KEEP FIRING! Hopefully you hit a HOT streak. Good Luck to you. 
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