It is a beautiful day in the Bay Area, and Laqueefa has decided to spend the day at Haight Street. She wants to fit in, so she throws on a pair of grey Vans laceless shoes and her grey American Apparel hoodie and finds the nearest vegan Bar. A young girl approaches her, and it appears to be Fakookie's oldest daughter Shawarma. Shawarma may be ugly..and has already butchered two national anthem opportunities, but she has a lot of perseverance and still wishes to pursue her singing career. There is an open audition at the bar. "Hi, I'm vegan" she introduces herself to Laqueefa. "Bitch, what kinda mom be naming her kid Vegan?" Laqueefa lashes back.
After eating a kale and seaweed pizza with hibiscus sauce as a replacement for cheese (which was described as the most disgusting thing she has ever tasted since Fakooki's cornbread special), she was ready to watch Shawarmas performance. Shawarma chose "Pumped up kicks" as her song of choice. Solemnly, she begins "all them other kids with the pumped up kids, you better run, better run. Outrun my gu.." she says in a voice that can only described as something similar to Meghan Trainor singing through Zika Virus and Strep throat. The audience is completely silent with no applause. Laqueefa stands up and yells "Hoe, you better outrun my gun for making me listen to dat bullshit. Where da hell you learn to sing? the Pill poppin ass ho academy?" . Laqueefa is immediately removed from the bar, and so she decides to take a walk down Lombard street. As she tries to avoid a skateboarder, she trips over her shoes (laceless) and tumbles down the windy iconic section looking like a dolphin who missed the pool after devouring eleven barracudas. Paramedics arrive at the scene, but she rudely declines..requesting a cab instead to take her to A T & T Park.
It is a beautiful day in the Bay Area, and Laqueefa has decided to spend the day at Haight Street. She wants to fit in, so she throws on a pair of grey Vans laceless shoes and her grey American Apparel hoodie and finds the nearest vegan Bar. A young girl approaches her, and it appears to be Fakookie's oldest daughter Shawarma. Shawarma may be ugly..and has already butchered two national anthem opportunities, but she has a lot of perseverance and still wishes to pursue her singing career. There is an open audition at the bar. "Hi, I'm vegan" she introduces herself to Laqueefa. "Bitch, what kinda mom be naming her kid Vegan?" Laqueefa lashes back.
After eating a kale and seaweed pizza with hibiscus sauce as a replacement for cheese (which was described as the most disgusting thing she has ever tasted since Fakooki's cornbread special), she was ready to watch Shawarmas performance. Shawarma chose "Pumped up kicks" as her song of choice. Solemnly, she begins "all them other kids with the pumped up kids, you better run, better run. Outrun my gu.." she says in a voice that can only described as something similar to Meghan Trainor singing through Zika Virus and Strep throat. The audience is completely silent with no applause. Laqueefa stands up and yells "Hoe, you better outrun my gun for making me listen to dat bullshit. Where da hell you learn to sing? the Pill poppin ass ho academy?" . Laqueefa is immediately removed from the bar, and so she decides to take a walk down Lombard street. As she tries to avoid a skateboarder, she trips over her shoes (laceless) and tumbles down the windy iconic section looking like a dolphin who missed the pool after devouring eleven barracudas. Paramedics arrive at the scene, but she rudely declines..requesting a cab instead to take her to A T & T Park.
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