As Fakooki fires up the grill and loads another 8 oz goat sirloin, there is a smile on his face as he hears that his 16 year old daughter Shawarma will be singing the national anthem at Turner Field tonight. Before the game however, Shawarma decides to take a Martin Luther King Historic Tour to further educate herself. Shawarma may be ugly, but she has a thirst for knowledge...so that itself is somewhat admirable.
As the tour begins, it turns out that Laqueefa also had plans to attend the Braves game tonight. However, she purchased the wrong tickets, and has also found herself on the tour.
TOUR GUIDE: um so yea...here we are, and um...Martin Luther King was a ....Martin Luther King Junior...was a great man. He did um...a lot of good for the um..nation....and the movement of you know...rights...Civil Rights. Sorry, yeah Civil movement...and um...rights
The visitors are listening in a very focused manner thinking that this was a great experience, when all of a sudden Laqueefa yells "What da hell is dis bullshit?! Where ma man big papi at?"
"I'm I- I- m sorry, but Martin is now um..no longer with us" says the Tour guide.
"Listen, I don't give a damn about no Martin the Martian crap, y'all better show me where the diamond is or some hell gon be raised up in this joint ya dig?" says Laqueefa in frustration.
"How can you not care? the man had a dream?" says one of the fellow tour takers.
"and you gon have a nightmare real soon if you don't shut yo mouth...and hell it ain't gon be pretty. There gon be demons, tigers, and purple sprites in yo nightmare and yo ass gon be sleeping wit two eyes open tonight boy" suggests Laqueefa who is clearly becoming very infuriated.
Meanwhile right befor opening pitch, there is a glow on Shawarma's face as she prepares to sing the National Anthem. Upon conclusion, Senior MLB analyst Buster Olney sends out a tweet describing her debut performance as a voice resembling a mix between a dehydrated Hyena and Fergie on valium. He receives 11,237 retweets on it.