It is now the aftermath of the tornado, and the Staine family is still in shock. As they gather their documents for insurance purposes, they now discover that their Trailer Premium protection Plan does not cover damages to trailers over 18 feet.
BJ Staine: What kind of mumbo jumbo crap is this?
Insurance Agent: Sir, I can make a deal with you. We can cover 18 feet of damages, and this means that the remaining 5 feet of your trailer will have to be handled under your own account.
In doing so, Darby and Dolan Staine lose their bunk beds temporarily and will be staying in a newly purchased Coleman tent just a few yards away from the newly reduced sized trailer. During their dinner that evening, Dolan complains that too many mosquitoes linger around the tent. BJ immediately dismisses his sons complaint and loads another spoonful of mayonnaise onto his country baked squirrel pie.
Shortly after dinner, the Grizzlies game starts, and BJ remembers the good times they had when they used to reside in Munford, Tennessee. The Staine family turned on their 23 inch Zenith TV, and Darby's classmate Hector asks to join them in watching the game. The Staines reluctantly agree despite their family differences in political views. Hector shows up in an Anthony Davis player T-shirt, and BJ is absolutely furious. He begins by kindly requesting Hector to dispose of the shirt, and then proceeds to aggressively cut off Hector's unibrow with an old rusty blood stained Venus razor from Cheyenne's drawer. He feels bad, and offers Hector a medium sized dark green wife beater that was supposed to be passed on to Darby when he turned 15. Hector notices that the shirt is still dripping with sweat and that the body odor smells awful, but wears it anyway. All of a sudden, he is bitten near his the right eye by a dragonfly. Hector's face becomes very swollen and grows larger than the bulge seen near BJ's Levi jeans groin region when seeing his wife Cheyenne wearing a charcoal stained Van Halen tank top.
"Ohhhh no mi Hectorino!!!" yells Hector's mom and she comes to pick him up. "Dis isth de reason dat we liev Mehico, so thaat we don have to sthee all d insthects!"
BJ shrugs and offers insect repellent and then proceeds to watch the Grizzlies miss another free throw. Then he gets a snapchat from Laqueefa with Gold Grills on and captioned "Go Pelicans!"
It is now the aftermath of the tornado, and the Staine family is still in shock. As they gather their documents for insurance purposes, they now discover that their Trailer Premium protection Plan does not cover damages to trailers over 18 feet.
BJ Staine: What kind of mumbo jumbo crap is this?
Insurance Agent: Sir, I can make a deal with you. We can cover 18 feet of damages, and this means that the remaining 5 feet of your trailer will have to be handled under your own account.
In doing so, Darby and Dolan Staine lose their bunk beds temporarily and will be staying in a newly purchased Coleman tent just a few yards away from the newly reduced sized trailer. During their dinner that evening, Dolan complains that too many mosquitoes linger around the tent. BJ immediately dismisses his sons complaint and loads another spoonful of mayonnaise onto his country baked squirrel pie.
Shortly after dinner, the Grizzlies game starts, and BJ remembers the good times they had when they used to reside in Munford, Tennessee. The Staine family turned on their 23 inch Zenith TV, and Darby's classmate Hector asks to join them in watching the game. The Staines reluctantly agree despite their family differences in political views. Hector shows up in an Anthony Davis player T-shirt, and BJ is absolutely furious. He begins by kindly requesting Hector to dispose of the shirt, and then proceeds to aggressively cut off Hector's unibrow with an old rusty blood stained Venus razor from Cheyenne's drawer. He feels bad, and offers Hector a medium sized dark green wife beater that was supposed to be passed on to Darby when he turned 15. Hector notices that the shirt is still dripping with sweat and that the body odor smells awful, but wears it anyway. All of a sudden, he is bitten near his the right eye by a dragonfly. Hector's face becomes very swollen and grows larger than the bulge seen near BJ's Levi jeans groin region when seeing his wife Cheyenne wearing a charcoal stained Van Halen tank top.
"Ohhhh no mi Hectorino!!!" yells Hector's mom and she comes to pick him up. "Dis isth de reason dat we liev Mehico, so thaat we don have to sthee all d insthects!"
BJ shrugs and offers insect repellent and then proceeds to watch the Grizzlies miss another free throw. Then he gets a snapchat from Laqueefa with Gold Grills on and captioned "Go Pelicans!"
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