Receptionist: Thank you for calling Ping Pang Pilates, How may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I am just calling to enroll in one of your extended Pilates sessions today.
Receptionist :Absolutely, can I have your first and last name please?
...Caller: First name is Las, Last name is Vegas.
Receptionist: Perfect, and what made you want to join Pilates?
Caller: We are just trying to prepare ourselves for all the ankle grabbing we are going to be doing tonight on that easy -2 Clippers line that we are offering.
I guess the Clippers are just going to move like Bernie across the Golden Gate Bridge and easily take this game by double digits again huh? Everybody violently jumps on the line, while every raggedy Bay area Warriors fan jumps off the bridge in disgust as Blake Griffin jumps over the entire traffic jam and dunks one to start off the game at Oracle Arena. Some ?#?BeatLA? signs are seen, but it is with almost immediate realization that those signs are being carried by slightly overweight mid thirty males with Sharks Jerseys on, as they fidget impatiently at the Cal train station. A few hours south, a violent roar can be heard as Southern Californians claim to be Clippers fans since day one.
Even post game, Officer Smith continues to direct disgruntled Warriors fans off the Golden Gate Bridge while telling them to ignore the number to call on the side of the pillar. Fakooki sets up his gyro stand strategically 300 yards away from the jumping area so that people an enjoy one more Gyro, and apparently it is completely acceptable because the rest of the nation is fist pumping in a nature beyond violent proportions because they can now afford health care with that Clippers easy cover.