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#176 Posted: 1/18/2013 2:42:03 AM |
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#177 Posted: 1/18/2013 11:54:32 AM You can hire them as a model. You can't get arrested for hiring a woman as a model. Take her back to the hotel room and have her start "modeling". |
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#178 Posted: 3/24/2013 1:30:49 AM  for  stories are very entertaining! |
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#179 Posted: 3/27/2013 4:42:18 PM |
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#180 Posted: 3/30/2013 1:46:04 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by willystud:
Well I have a half brother who is kinda slow. Poor B a s t ard cant get any p u ta n g. But he as a rod on him like no other, he can play wiffle ball with it.His nickname is longwood. So i have a friend out in vegas that agrees to get him laid for free. Only catch is he gets to watch. Elmer is my half brothers name,so we tell him the plan. He instantly gets a big w an g on. We get Elmer to this dive apartment,my friend Le roy says you ready Longwood. He replies yes i am. Out comes this chick not too bad. Elmer says OH MY you are very pretty. He drops his pants and i swear she turned kinda white. The chick says wow you got one on you like a pony. Elmer says bend over and she does Elmer shoves it in her poo hole she squeals your in the wrong spot. Elmer says oh my and gets it in the love hole and goes too town. He wailed away for at least 20 min. Poor thing was stifled by the time Elmer unloaded his rocks. Needless too say she filed for workers comp after that.......
YES! These are the stories I love!!!...HAHA workers comp  |
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#181 Posted: 3/31/2013 11:11:57 PM  |
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#182 Posted: 4/1/2013 10:15:09 AM
I was at the Walmart in Vegas and when I came out and was getting in my car, these two youngish blondes approached me and asked if I could give them a ride? I normally don't do it but said, sure why not.
One got in the front and one got in the back. As soon as I got in, the one in the front reached over and grabbed my junk and winked. They then took turns darning me and sucking me for about 20 mins! It was awesome. When I finished they smiled all sweet, jumped out and walked away.
I was so happy that I didn't notice till I got home that they had cleaned all the cash out of my wallet. Fortunately it was only like $80 and they left the CC cards and the wallet.
The reason I'm writing this is to warn everyone b/c these girls have pulled the same trick on my 3 times 2 weeks ago, twice last week and will probably sucker me a couple more times this week!!! So be careful!!!
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#183 Posted: 4/1/2013 11:34:43 PM |
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#184 Posted: 4/2/2013 9:58:47 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Shirldog: Warning!
I was at the Walmart in Vegas and when I came out and was getting in my car, these two youngish blondes approached me and asked if I could give them a ride? I normally don't do it but said, sure why not.
One got in the front and one got in the back. As soon as I got in, the one in the front reached over and grabbed my junk and winked. They then took turns darning me and sucking me for about 20 mins! It was awesome. When I finished they smiled all sweet, jumped out and walked away.
I was so happy that I didn't notice till I got home that they had cleaned all the cash out of my wallet. Fortunately it was only like $80 and they left the CC cards and the wallet.
The reason I'm writing this is to warn everyone b/c these girls have pulled the same trick on my 3 times 2 weeks ago, twice last week and will probably sucker me a couple more times this week!!! So be careful!!!
Ok you are the same dude that started a thread about money management on your next "trip" to vegas later in the year. Now you tell a stroy like you are a local. Thanks for adding zero to this forumn.  |
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#185 Posted: 4/2/2013 10:29:35 AM Believable up to the 4th sentence.. |
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#186 Posted: 4/2/2013 1:33:37 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Ironhead34:
Ok you are the same dude that started a thread about money management on your next "trip" to vegas later in the year. Now you tell a stroy like you are a local. Thanks for adding zero to this forumn.
Uhhhhh.....please tell me that you are kidding me....Same to you jamesxnj...really??????????????
Do you mean to tell me that you read that story and DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A JOKE!!
I said "The reason I'm writing this is to warn everyone b/c these girls have pulled the same trick on my 3 times 2 weeks ago, twice last week and will probably sucker me a couple more times this week!!! So be careful!!!"
You didn't think that when I said that they pulled the same trick on me 5 times AND I was going to let them pull is on me again...that maybe I wasn't being serious and it was a joke?!?!??!!
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#187 Posted: 4/4/2013 1:55:15 AM |
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#188 Posted: 4/4/2013 7:17:38 AM
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#189 Posted: 4/5/2013 2:07:54 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Ironhead34:
Never made it to the end of your story. Sorry but it is hard to figure a guy out who thinks its money management to give the casino $50.00 because HE is not smart enough to make it out of the rain.
I understand it's difficult for you to understand. I'm sure this is the case with many things. Don't be disappointed, you should be used to it by now.
I don't buy collision insurance that covers my vehicle because I think I will hit something...I buy insurance in case I do. I spend a little (the premium) to protect a lot (the car).
Next time you hear someone tell you or you read a story about someone getting too drunk and wasting money gambling, you'll finally get it. As they say in the NE, it will be as if "Light dawns on marble head."
Not to worry man. You'll get there. Just remember to stay out of the rain!
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#190 Posted: 4/5/2013 4:02:04 PM |
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#191 Posted: 4/5/2013 9:49:25 PM |
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#192 Posted: 5/16/2013 6:44:03 PM
Anyway, mid day he has a hooker/escort/whatever come up to the room (we stayed at the orleans). He takes her into the bathroom to get his rocks off, while i smoke out his cousins in the room (herb). His cousins shared genes with him, so they weren't the best looking bunch, and none of them had experience with woman before. She was average, but had huge knockers, which are always fun. He finishes up, and when she comes out she sees how high all of us are and wants to know if she can smoke. of course.
she proceeds to hang out with us for a couple hours, just drinking and shooting the garbage. I throw his cousins under the bus and tell her they are all virgins to everything when it comes to chicks. Without warning she whips out her tits, starts giving lap dances and lets them all feel her up...
i know it seems pretty reserved compared to the other stories on here, but i always thought that was a real cool gesture that chick/escort/hooker pulled...i'm responsible for 4 guys (grown by now) first sexual experience. feels good.
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