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Posted: 1/25/2010 2:04:24 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by MoneylineBABC:

Since I moved to Vegas 3 years ago, I've paid for exactly one hooker......and that was the first day I moved here.
 
I used one of the cards that they hand out on the Strip. She showed up to my room at around 430am (I was dead asleep) and gave me a menu of what she had to offer. I only wanted to get some head then bang her (which came to $700). I offered her $500 and she pulled out a condom to blow me (WTF!?!?). I skipped the 'condom' head and threw $300 at her. Believe it or not, this girl had some good box. 
 
Fast forward a year later......
 
I'm shopping for groceries at Von's and whom do I run into.....yes, the same prostitute I hit the day I moved here. But get this, she was carrying a small baby in her arms. We both recognized each other instantly. As she tried to avoid eye contact with me, I approached her anyways. I told her that I wouldn't hold it against her. She then proceeded to tell me that she was indeed pregnant during our encounter!?!
 
No wonder her 'creme' was so damn good.





















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Posted: 3/2/2010 5:39:25 AM
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About 10 years ago I went to Vegas with my mother and sister. I was like 21 or 22 at the time. I ontentioally got my own room cuz I wanted to party HARD. Anyways, I got a room right friggin next door to my mom and sister which I  wasnt too thrilled about but whatever, it didnt stop me from being a hooker back to the room about 4am.

 

To make a long story short we were on like the 25th floor of the hotel and it had a nice balcony. The hooker acts as if shes never been so high up in a hotel so she decides to walk out onto the balcony butt naked and admire the view. Now this is not a fancy hotel by any means so all the balconies on the same floor are all wide open for each other to see. I remain lyin in bed and all of a sudden I hear her talking to someone outside and Im ike "what the darn." She comes back in and Im like "Who the darn were you talking to?" She says, "Oh, just some nice lasy next door to the left". HUH?????????????? Now im just BEGIING it was my sister and not my mom. So I say, " was she like 20 or like 50??. She says, "definitely 50". !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

To this day my mother has still never said anything

Classic!!! Love the story!! Mothers always catch us !!! Funny as Hell!! I have one! When i turned 21 my parents and my sister decided to go to Vegas again! This time i was old enough to enjoy it! I asked for my own room and they were booked and could only put us on the same floor next to each other. I wanted to be on a different floor because i knew i didn't want to be in the same area but got screwed! So we were stayin for 3 days and went our separate ways and i was walking all around the strip on the 2nd day and came across this girl at the bar. I was not familiar with hookers being at the bar waiting for customers! So i thought she was just a chick drinking! She starts talking to me and i feel like i am on top of the world! She asks if i have a room near by i say yes and she says lets go! We get to my room and she tells me what she does and says 300 for 1 time 1000 for the night. I say since i am so drunk and stoned alright a grand it is!!! It was bad behind! I ordered drinks and we munched and smoke and messed around like 7 times that night! The morning comes and she says lets go get something for breakfast and she will give me a discount for later that night! I say sure with out even thinking! We order and start eating and i see my parents in the same area. I freak out and say i have to go! We sneak out and i get back to my room! My parents knock on the door and say lets go and do something as a family. So we go and i can hear my parents whispering and laughing! I say what's so funny! My mother says...what was all that noise last night.. I say what noise? They start to smile! Well your father was at the bar while i was in the bathroom and was being hit on by a hooker the other night! You gotta be careful son you never know what these hookers might have and they say it with a smile! Then they ask are you hungry i say yeah i guess? Oh... they said i thought you would be full after having breakfast this morning! They laughed and smiled and never said any thing after that but we both knew what happened!
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Posted: 3/2/2010 3:21:39 PM

HAHA was at the MIX on top of Mandalay Bay when 2 ok looking ones started chatting me and my bud up, after they said their price, they were definetely not worth the price they wanted. Everyone else must have thought the same because at about 3 am I go back down to play at Mandalay Bay and there both of them are chatting up a gentlemen in his early 80's!

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such great stories..I would jsut be so worried tho to pick up a cop instead
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Posted: 3/5/2010 12:07:31 AM

My only Vegas hooker story here goes.

This was my first time out there and I hadn't been schooled to the ho game whatsoever. I went out to visit a buddy that lives in Vegas and we go out to some club at Hard Rock.  He was a friend through work so I didn't mention that I was willing to pay for beaver as I didn't know is opinion on the matter. I couldn't take the club so I start wandering around gambling solo and somehow I ended up at the Orleans. 

There I am approached by a smoking hot blonde Anna Kornicovaesque she tells me $300 to go to my room and I'm like darn yeah and get a room!  So we get up there I give her the $300 and she starts dancing a bit and starts rubbing my Johnny through my shorts then says,"Judging by your cock it looks like you're ready to negotiate."  I say negotiate I just paid you? She says no honey that is my fee to come to your room.  Then says it's 5k two nuts you can darn every hole.  I laugh and say what does your box shoot out gold you're friggin crazy.  She wasn't happy with this response and her whole demeanor changes and she starts talking all ghetto.  Saying don't cut me off when I'm talking and going through her menu.  That all her clients pay 5k or more and even save up all yr to come see her.  If you want quality you need to spend.  So I say how much for a sucking?  Her response $1600 again I laugh say look girl I was just in Mexico and was getting three 18 yr olds a night for $300.  Her response this is Vegas hunny not Mexico.  I try bartering her down and get no where so she says she's a high end girl and her service will send me a regular chick; so I say darn it send her up.  Before leaving I say I want my $300 back and she starts with all this gangster garbage about me ending up in the desert etc..  Since I had never been there and didn't know garbage I decided not too beat the girl and just to take the other girl. 

That said an hour later some fat warpig shows up asking for $500 eventually I copped a suck for $200.  As I was pissed off I did abuse her a bit you know face darn her, ask her if she enjoys her work tell her suck that long white cock etc..  but I never was more disgusted with myself.  I got up the next day and was contemplating stepping in front of a bus I really felt like the biggest chump in history.  To top it off I had to walk forever in the July heat and figure out how to get back to Henderson, got ripped off by some haggi cab driver along the way only to meet up w/  my friend who told me why didn't you talk to me you need to negotiate w/ these hoes ahead of time you could have had a nice one for a couple hundred   Oh did I mention I lost about 20 straight hands of BJ that morning too pure hell!

Lesson learned I only get hoes in Caribbean and South America where the chicks actually pretend to like you, are inexpensive ,young, hot and treat you like a God for a day for a couple hundred bucks.  Anyone that's been to Chilly Willys knows what I speak of.

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Posted: 3/5/2010 10:19:42 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by PALLADIUM:

My only Vegas hooker story here goes.

This was my first time out there and I hadn't been schooled to the ho game whatsoever. I went out to visit a buddy that lives in Vegas and we go out to some club at Hard Rock.  He was a friend through work so I didn't mention that I was willing to pay for beaver as I didn't know is opinion on the matter. I couldn't take the club so I start wandering around gambling solo and somehow I ended up at the Orleans. 

There I am approached by a smoking hot blonde Anna Kornicovaesque she tells me $300 to go to my room and I'm like darn yeah and get a room!  So we get up there I give her the $300 and she starts dancing a bit and starts rubbing my Johnny through my shorts then says,"Judging by your cock it looks like you're ready to negotiate."  I say negotiate I just paid you? She says no honey that is my fee to come to your room.  Then says it's 5k two nuts you can darn every hole.  I laugh and say what does your box shoot out gold you're friggin crazy.  She wasn't happy with this response and her whole demeanor changes and she starts talking all ghetto.  Saying don't cut me off when I'm talking and going through her menu.  That all her clients pay 5k or more and even save up all yr to come see her.  If you want quality you need to spend.  So I say how much for a sucking?  Her response $1600 again I laugh say look girl I was just in Mexico and was getting three 18 yr olds a night for $300.  Her response this is Vegas hunny not Mexico.  I try bartering her down and get no where so she says she's a high end girl and her service will send me a regular chick; so I say darn it send her up.  Before leaving I say I want my $300 back and she starts with all this gangster garbage about me ending up in the desert etc..  Since I had never been there and didn't know garbage I decided not too beat the girl and just to take the other girl. 

That said an hour later some fat warpig shows up asking for $500 eventually I copped a suck for $200.  As I was pissed off I did abuse her a bit you know face darn her, ask her if she enjoys her work tell her suck that long white cock etc..  but I never was more disgusted with myself.  I got up the next day and was contemplating stepping in front of a bus I really felt like the biggest chump in history.  To top it off I had to walk forever in the July heat and figure out how to get back to Henderson, got ripped off by some haggi cab driver along the way only to meet up w/  my friend who told me why didn't you talk to me you need to negotiate w/ these hoes ahead of time you could have had a nice one for a couple hundred   Oh did I mention I lost about 20 straight hands of BJ that morning too pure hell!

Lesson learned I only get hoes in Caribbean and South America where the chicks actually pretend to like you, are inexpensive ,young, hot and treat you like a God for a day for a couple hundred bucks.  Anyone that's been to Chilly Willys knows what I speak of.

Thanks for sharing - great read
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QUOTE Originally Posted by PALLADIUM:

My only Vegas hooker story here goes.

This was my first time out there and I hadn't been schooled to the ho game whatsoever. I went out to visit a buddy that lives in Vegas and we go out to some club at Hard Rock.  He was a friend through work so I didn't mention that I was willing to pay for beaver as I didn't know is opinion on the matter. I couldn't take the club so I start wandering around gambling solo and somehow I ended up at the Orleans. 

There I am approached by a smoking hot blonde Anna Kornicovaesque she tells me $300 to go to my room and I'm like darn yeah and get a room!  So we get up there I give her the $300 and she starts dancing a bit and starts rubbing my Johnny through my shorts then says,"Judging by your cock it looks like you're ready to negotiate."  I say negotiate I just paid you? She says no honey that is my fee to come to your room.  Then says it's 5k two nuts you can darn every hole.  I laugh and say what does your box shoot out gold you're friggin crazy.  She wasn't happy with this response and her whole demeanor changes and she starts talking all ghetto.  Saying don't cut me off when I'm talking and going through her menu.  That all her clients pay 5k or more and even save up all yr to come see her.  If you want quality you need to spend.  So I say how much for a sucking?  Her response $1600 again I laugh say look girl I was just in Mexico and was getting three 18 yr olds a night for $300.  Her response this is Vegas hunny not Mexico.  I try bartering her down and get no where so she says she's a high end girl and her service will send me a regular chick; so I say darn it send her up.  Before leaving I say I want my $300 back and she starts with all this gangster garbage about me ending up in the desert etc..  Since I had never been there and didn't know garbage I decided not too beat the girl and just to take the other girl. 

That said an hour later some fat warpig shows up asking for $500 eventually I copped a suck for $200.  As I was pissed off I did abuse her a bit you know face darn her, ask her if she enjoys her work tell her suck that long white cock etc..  but I never was more disgusted with myself.  I got up the next day and was contemplating stepping in front of a bus I really felt like the biggest chump in history.  To top it off I had to walk forever in the July heat and figure out how to get back to Henderson, got ripped off by some haggi cab driver along the way only to meet up w/  my friend who told me why didn't you talk to me you need to negotiate w/ these hoes ahead of time you could have had a nice one for a couple hundred   Oh did I mention I lost about 20 straight hands of BJ that morning too pure hell!

Lesson learned I only get hoes in Caribbean and South America where the chicks actually pretend to like you, are inexpensive ,young, hot and treat you like a God for a day for a couple hundred bucks.  Anyone that's been to Chilly Willys knows what I speak of.



    Good stuff. 
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Posted: 3/6/2010 2:40:18 AM
"That said an hour later some fat warpig shows up asking for $500 eventually I copped a suck for $200.  As I was pissed off I did abuse her a bit you know face darn her"


Dude I am crying as I read this!!!!
Great story thanks for sharing


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QUOTE Originally Posted by PALLADIUM:

My only Vegas hooker story here goes.

This was my first time out there and I hadn't been schooled to the ho game whatsoever. I went out to visit a buddy that lives in Vegas and we go out to some club at Hard Rock.  He was a friend through work so I didn't mention that I was willing to pay for beaver as I didn't know is opinion on the matter. I couldn't take the club so I start wandering around gambling solo and somehow I ended up at the Orleans. 

There I am approached by a smoking hot blonde Anna Kornicovaesque she tells me $300 to go to my room and I'm like darn yeah and get a room!  So we get up there I give her the $300 and she starts dancing a bit and starts rubbing my Johnny through my shorts then says,"Judging by your cock it looks like you're ready to negotiate."  I say negotiate I just paid you? She says no honey that is my fee to come to your room.  Then says it's 5k two nuts you can darn every hole.  I laugh and say what does your box shoot out gold you're friggin crazy.  She wasn't happy with this response and her whole demeanor changes and she starts talking all ghetto.  Saying don't cut me off when I'm talking and going through her menu.  That all her clients pay 5k or more and even save up all yr to come see her.  If you want quality you need to spend.  So I say how much for a sucking?  Her response $1600 again I laugh say look girl I was just in Mexico and was getting three 18 yr olds a night for $300.  Her response this is Vegas hunny not Mexico.  I try bartering her down and get no where so she says she's a high end girl and her service will send me a regular chick; so I say darn it send her up.  Before leaving I say I want my $300 back and she starts with all this gangster garbage about me ending up in the desert etc..  Since I had never been there and didn't know garbage I decided not too beat the girl and just to take the other girl. 

That said an hour later some fat warpig shows up asking for $500 eventually I copped a suck for $200.  As I was pissed off I did abuse her a bit you know face darn her, ask her if she enjoys her work tell her suck that long white cock etc..  but I never was more disgusted with myself.  I got up the next day and was contemplating stepping in front of a bus I really felt like the biggest chump in history.  To top it off I had to walk forever in the July heat and figure out how to get back to Henderson, got ripped off by some haggi cab driver along the way only to meet up w/  my friend who told me why didn't you talk to me you need to negotiate w/ these hoes ahead of time you could have had a nice one for a couple hundred   Oh did I mention I lost about 20 straight hands of BJ that morning too pure hell!

Lesson learned I only get hoes in Caribbean and South America where the chicks actually pretend to like you, are inexpensive ,young, hot and treat you like a God for a day for a couple hundred bucks.  Anyone that's been to Chilly Willys knows what I speak of.

Gotta love Vegas....I like this story

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are you sure it's not yours?

Not my kid....

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That said an hour later some fat warpig shows up asking for $500 eventually I copped a suck for $200.  As I was pissed off I did abuse her a bit you know face darn her, ask her if she enjoys her work tell her suck that long white cock etc..  but I never was more disgusted with myself.  I got up the next day and was contemplating stepping in front of a bus I really felt like the biggest chump in history.

great, great story, dude

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QUOTE Originally Posted by Walter_Sobchak:

I was in Vegas once, didn't notice any strippers around. but love reading stories on here of people hooking up with them haha... Where do you find them? and how do you guys know you arent bringin a cop back to your room??

just look for the younger decent looking girls sitting solo playin the slots late night...usually toward the front of casino or next to the aisle..they make sure you know by using eye contact ect
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Posted: 3/10/2010 1:05:58 AM
and besides that they are even in clubs...i dont know how many times ive approached females in clubs like rain at the palms ect just to hear immediately "wanna go to your room" or "you know im an entertainer,right?" and stuff like that
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Great stories guys... I don't have any super crazy ones because I've only been once when I was younger but here it goes... the Vegas memory I will never forget:

I went to Vegas with my family for a wedding when I was about 14. I was pretty mature though and likely looked closer to 17 or 18... Still, I didn't look old enough to keep me from getting the boot from casino's but I guess old enough to convince a hooker she could sleep with me.

It was actually wild when the hooker approached me on the street and asked if I was old enough to party because my parents were walking about 100 feet in front of me. I immediately got nervous, as if my parents would turn around that instant and expose me for the underage hooker-paying sex fiend that I was. She told me her price ($500) but I talked her down and eventually got her to agree to everything I had ($250).

I was stuck in a room with my grampa on the trip but he always hit up the slots at night until at least 2am so I told the broad my hotel/room number and asked that she come around 10 (about an hour later.)

She showed up about half an hour late, but to my surprise and excitement, she actually showed up. I gave her the money and I got a blowie and a bang. It wasn't my first time but it was close enough that I'm pretty sure she knew I was underage... Still, I like to think I rocked her world, she definitely rocked mine!
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Posted: 3/17/2010 12:29:32 AM
,"Judging by your cock it looks like you're ready to negotiate."  I say negotiate I just paid you? She says no honey that is my fee to come to your room.

TRUE!

Had it happen to me in Nov 08.

Here's the situation. I was walking out of the MGM I think on the back side of the place and as i was walking out she was walking in. That is it. It was like a magnet. She saw me I saw her. That simple.

Yes, she was black and yes, she was beautiful. $300 got her in the room then another 2 later.

Heading out next week. Can't wait.
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I gotta good story....went to vegas last year with 5 of my friends....my friends and i are friggin nuts...and we love hookers....so me and one of my friends who im rooming with call up a hooker service about 3 AM....around 4 am two of the filthiest human beings that ever walked the planet come to our door...me and friend acted like we didnt no what they we were talking bout, telling them we didnt order anything...this wench starts screamin, telling me that she recogniozes my voice and she wants money for dragging her out...we are piss drunk so we aint taking any garbage from some discusting hookers ,, so were screaming closing the door and basically telling them to take a friggin hike...they keep knocking on the door...so finally i open the door and give her 20 bux and tell her to take a friggin walk before i smack her in the face(word for word) ...she takes my 20 and rips it up and throws it my face...so my boy sees this going down...so he grabs the ice bucket filled with ice and throws it in her face...me and friend are friggin cracking up at this point and we lock the door and ran to the elevator....we go downstairs and continue our journey to get hookers....after a couple of strip clubs and failed attempts to get real box we go back up to our room to see the two girls sleeping in our hallway...sware to god crack pipes surrounding them and on the floor was a twenty dollar bill taped up...and these girl are passed out...so we called security and got those girl outta the hallway...these girl were so pissed and left our hallway screaming and cursing...it was honestly the funniest thing ever.
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Originally Posted by ShakinYousDown:

I gotta good story....went to vegas last year with 5 of my friends....my friends and i are friggin nuts...and we love hookers....so me and one of my friends who im rooming with call up a hooker service about 3 AM....around 4 am two of the filthiest human beings that ever walked the planet come to our door...me and friend acted like we didnt no what they we were talking bout, telling them we didnt order anything...this wench starts screamin, telling me that she recogniozes my voice and she wants money for dragging her out...we are piss drunk so we aint taking any garbage from some discusting hookers ,, so were screaming closing the door and basically telling them to take a friggin hike...they keep knocking on the door...so finally i open the door and give her 20 bux and tell her to take a friggin walk before i smack her in the face(word for word) ...she takes my 20 and rips it up and throws it my face...so my boy sees this going down...so he grabs the ice bucket filled with ice and throws it in her face...me and friend are friggin cracking up at this point and we lock the door and ran to the elevator....we go downstairs and continue our journey to get hookers....after a couple of strip clubs and failed attempts to get real box we go back up to our room to see the two girls sleeping in our hallway...sware to god crack pipes surrounding them and on the floor was a twenty dollar bill taped up...and these girl are passed out...so we called security and got those girl outta the hallway...these girl were so pissed and left our hallway screaming and cursing...it was honestly the funniest thing ever.

So these 2 chicks carry around a roll of take just incase one of their bills gets ripped?

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QUOTE Originally Posted by MickeyRivers:

So these 2 chicks carry around a roll of take just incase one of their bills gets ripped?

Yeah they waited around while he went to a couple strip clubs and went around looking for other beaver.  Then they were smoking crack in the hallway of a hotel for hours and passed out yet no one seemed to care.  That being the case of course these person had scotch tape on them too.

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we left for hours...i dunno what these hoes were doing or were they went...i sense u think my story is phony...i have better things to do then make stories up on covers

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Worst made up story i have heard yet.
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one of the better threads on covers, keep the stories comin' fellas, Happy Easter!
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Posted: 4/5/2010 9:45:10 PM
Ummm, might be a dumb question since I haven't been to vegas before nor darn a hooker, but....

 hypothetically i'm walking hammered down the strip and a girl approaches me, n i bring her back to my room, how do i know if shes a hooker or just a legit girl who wants to darn?  before I bring her back would she give me a quote or some garbage?  If im smashed how the hell am i guna know if i just spit real good game or if this girl is about to charge me $200.  What if you just darn her and peace out? 
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