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#1 Posted: 10/29/2008 5:27:34 PM I was in Vegas once, didn't notice any strippers around. but love reading stories on here of people hooking up with them haha... Where do you find them? and how do you guys know you arent bringin a cop back to your room??  |
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#2 Posted: 10/29/2008 6:19:09 PM Are you legally blind?? Or are you in bed by 10?
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#3 Posted: 10/29/2008 7:15:15 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Seahawk97: Are you legally blind?? Or are you in bed by 10?
ha, was only tehre for a few days..was either in a sportsbook, restaurant or BJ table... |
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#4 Posted: 10/29/2008 7:21:16 PM Not being rude but after about 10 pm the hookers are everywhere on the strip. Usually around a casino bar on a cell phone most of the time. As the night goes on the ones that don't have customers will pretty much approach a single male walking on the strip or in a casino. They're really hard to miss.

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#5 Posted: 10/29/2008 7:44:17 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Seahawk97: Not being rude but after about 10 pm the hookers are everywhere on the strip. Usually around a casino bar on a cell phone most of the time. As the night goes on the ones that don't have customers will pretty much approach a single male walking on the strip or in a casino. They're really hard to miss.
I was way trashed by 10pm most nights lol....ok, second question, how do you know you are bringin back a hooker and not a cop? |
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#6 Posted: 10/30/2008 1:38:29 AM Don't know personally but I've never seen any cops busting prostitutes inside a casino. Have seen a few busted outside on the strip. I'd be worried more about making sure they were female than being a cop.

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#7 Posted: 10/30/2008 4:31:02 PM hookers are apart of the foundation in Vegas, cops aren't exactly setting up undercover ops to arrest johns within casinos....streetwalkers  thats another story |
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#8 Posted: 11/1/2008 6:48:28 PM They are in the phonebook!
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#9 Posted: 11/2/2008 3:48:42 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by NJDevils: They are in the phonebook!
listed as escorts or on those little cards which are presented to ever person walking on the strip
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#10 Posted: 11/17/2008 1:55:34 AM when you come here rent a car on go to he chicken ranch
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#11 Posted: 11/22/2008 2:27:48 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by Seahawk97:
I'd be worried more about making sure they were female than being a cop.

So so true, and yes,I speak from experience, lol |
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#12 Posted: 11/22/2008 4:13:52 PM  god sees all  |
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#13 Posted: 11/24/2008 5:26:17 PM  In the 70's, there was always a bar behind the $25 BJ tables. And there was always a few at the bar. Today, I have
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#14 Posted: 1/22/2009 5:26:30 PM so any stories? |
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#15 Posted: 1/23/2009 10:42:21 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by daLOCKSMITH:
so any stories?
About 10 years ago I went to Vegas with my mother and sister. I was like 21 or 22 at the time. I ontentioally got my own room cuz I wanted to party HARD. Anyways, I got a room right friggin next door to my mom and sister which I wasnt too thrilled about but whatever, it didnt stop me from being a hooker back to the room about 4am.
To make a long story short we were on like the 25th floor of the hotel and it had a nice balcony. The hooker acts as if shes never been so high up in a hotel so she decides to walk out onto the balcony butt naked and admire the view. Now this is not a fancy hotel by any means so all the balconies on the same floor are all wide open for each other to see. I remain lyin in bed and all of a sudden I hear her talking to someone outside and Im ike "what the darn." She comes back in and Im like "Who the darn were you talking to?" She says, "Oh, just some nice lasy next door to the left". HUH?????????????? Now im just BEGIING it was my sister and not my mom. So I say, " was she like 20 or like 50??. She says, "definitely 50". !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#16 Posted: 1/23/2009 10:44:42 AM retype that paragraph, man my keyboard sucks:
To make a long story short we were on like the 25th floor of the hotel and it had a nice balcony. The hooker acts as if shes never been so high up in a hotel so she decides to walk out onto the balcony butt naked and admire the view. Now this is not a fancy hotel by any means so all the balconies on the same floor are all wide open for each other to see. I remain lyin in bed and all of a sudden I hear her talking to someone outside and Im ike "what the darn." She comes back in and Im like "Who the darn were you talking to?" She says, "Oh, just some nice lady next door to the left". HUH?????????????? Now im just BEGGING it was my sister and not my mom. So I say, " was she like 20 or like 50??. She says, "definitely 50". !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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#17 Posted: 1/23/2009 11:25:10 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by ChanceP:
retype that paragraph, man my keyboard sucks:
To make a long story short we were on like the 25th floor of the hotel and it had a nice balcony. The hooker acts as if shes never been so high up in a hotel so she decides to walk out onto the balcony butt naked and admire the view. Now this is not a fancy hotel by any means so all the balconies on the same floor are all wide open for each other to see. I remain lyin in bed and all of a sudden I hear her talking to someone outside and Im ike "what the darn." She comes back in and Im like "Who the darn were you talking to?" She says, "Oh, just some nice lady next door to the left". HUH?????????????? Now im just BEGGING it was my sister and not my mom. So I say, " was she like 20 or like 50??. She says, "definitely 50". !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#18 Posted: 1/23/2009 5:48:42 PM thats awesome, Chance |
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#19 Posted: 1/23/2009 5:58:31 PM Ive got stories like these I could tell all night. Its been a while since Ive partaken in any of this but there was a span in my life where this was a regular occurence. Here's another, a little drug related, but it only makes the story funnier :
All these stories are basically from the same time frame in my life. About 1997-2001. During that period I was just a friggin complete raging alcoholic, HEAVY dope smoker, and periodic heavy-drug user (coke, speed, crack). I did coke all the time, speed maybe 15-20 times in my life (not much), and crack about the same 15-20 times. The funniest part about the times Ive smoked crack was Im from California and Ive never smoked crack IN California!!! Only in Vegas and Florida. Just kinda weird. Im not proud of the fact Ive smoked crack so ripping me will do no good, I already know what a friggin loser I was being and thats why I dont do ANY of that garbage anymore, except drink and the occasional joint. ANyways, just wanted to give you guys a little background into where I was at in life at that time. Actually life was pretty friggin good in those days cuz I was fully financed to party. I ALWAYS had money to do whatever cuz business was booming. So I dont really regret these times, cuz some of them were the funnest times of my life, Im just glad I was able to slow down and pretty much stop before it ruined my life, which it eventually would have.
So here we go. Im in Vegas alone (used to go ALONE to Vegas all the time cuz others just slowed down my party) and Im downtown lookin to find 2 hookers to blow me at once. I find tis one broad that I knew from around there and we proceeded to find a fried of hers and go back to their seedy apartment downtown. I dont know if any of you frequent downtown but if you walk about 2 blocks away from the end of the "fremont experience" you are in the absolute fuckng ghetto. Guys literally selling crack on every corner, its friggin disgusting. So we make our way to her shitty apt and start partying. She has her dealer bring over some crack and he shows up with his buddy, who is also their pimp. Now at this point in life I am a 5' 10" 140 lb white boy from southern california and here I am in a room with two black prostitutes and two 250 lb PLUS guys that were the dealer and pimp. Needless to say I shoulda felt uneasy but I was so friggin oblivious to anything at that point in life I wasnt scared of nothing (stupid). But maybe thats how I made it thru some of these moments, who knows. Anyways, we're all smokin crack and bullshitting and Im actually cracking these guys up tellin them stories and garbage, havin a great time. All of a sudden things change.
The dealer goes to take a piss and when he comes out realizes he cant find his bag of crack. IMMEDIATELY him and the pimp start lookin at me and the two person. "wheres my garbage mother guy, I know you stole my garbage!!!!" At first I wasnt worried at all cuz I knew I hadnt taken the garbage and I figured one of the person had the garbage. So after looking around for a few minutes and finding nothing he starts to rage. He goes over to the two girl and literally starts ripping their clothes off and strip searching these chicks, "wheres my garbage girl, i know you got it!!!! " Now Im starting to get a little concerned. Then Pimp comes over to me, grabs me by the collar and throws me up against the wall and starts fuckig patting me down. Im like : "dude look wherever i dont friggin have it, Im cool Im cool" He then proceeds to get right in my face and says " well you aint friggin leavin here till we find it", Oh darn Im thinkin. The the dude proceeds to stick his hand in my friggin PANTS and literally felt around my person and balls looking for this bag. Now Im terrified. If this dude is really willing to touch my nuts for a $50 bag of crack this guy might actually friggin slit my throat if he doesnt find it!!! Now Im just thinking, how the darn can I get outta here.
A minute later dealer comes out of the bathrom "Oh darn dog the garbage is right here on the floor man!! It musta fell outta my pocket!!! Oh man what a relief. He then comes over to me and shakes my hand and says "sorry dog, its cool, you know how it is: and heoffers for me to stay and keep partying. I politely declined and got the darn outta there!!!!!!
Gimme a few hours ad I'll post a couple more. Next : A trip in Miami with a midget bum in my rental car looking for hookers turns sour after an attempted (and probably set up by the midget) carjacking!!!! |
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#20 Posted: 1/23/2009 6:41:54 PM no one is passing judgment on you, chance. we are all degenerates with cobwebs in our own closets. i myself love mary jane and will admit it is a gateway as i have indulged in other unpopular drugs. Kudos for the story. If you want to add more, I'd really love to hear more. Makes my work go by faster.  |
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#21 Posted: 1/23/2009 6:45:57 PM how old were you at the time of the "missing crack"? I only ask because I'm 27 and from southern cali |
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#22 Posted: 1/23/2009 7:32:32 PM QUOTE Originally Posted by Walter_Sobchak:
ha, was only tehre for a few days..was either in a sportsbook, restaurant or BJ table...
BJ table? maybe find a hooker or two there... 
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#23 Posted: 1/24/2009 3:09:40 AM daLocksmith - Where abouts you from? |
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#24 Posted: 1/24/2009 5:21:12 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by daLOCKSMITH:
how old were you at the time of the "missing crack"? I only ask because I'm 27 and from southern cali
somewhere between 21-25 |
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#25 Posted: 1/24/2009 9:32:08 PM los angeles but live in the pasadena area now |
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