Before we begin whats all this Stephen A. Smith crap about "the brothers" and "straight outta Compton" like he is some kind of Black Panther. More like Straight outta Bristol Conn. Starbucks...ok lets hit it
Sunday is Anchor Baby Day in Houston. All qualified women who give birth within stadium grounds during game receive Donald Trump Bobblehead. Synthetic hairpiece doubles as crib-liner. (note: excludes all stadium and parking lot employees) TEXAN gm OVER 40 1/2
The bad news is entry to Westgate Supercontest is now closed. Good news is you can still hire a Vegas proxy to call you every Tuesday and croak "Hey pal arent ya glad ya didnt blow those 1500 bucks!!!"
Teaser PATS -1 NINERS +8 1/2
Pete Carroll warns Hags fans "We may not get to the Superbowl again this year but at the end of the day Im still gonna be a whole lot richer and better looking than you"
SEAHAGS -4
Sonic signs Rob Ryan's stomach to 5 year advertising deal. Maalox sues for breach of contract. Teaser PATS +1 SAINTS +8 1/2
Deflategate finally gets on Supreme Court docket ...#priviligedwhitereputationsmatter
Appellate Court rules Goodells grounding of teenage daughter unfounded...awards her keys to Ferrari and lifetime Lollapalooza pass...another darn Teaser
PATS +1 GIANTS + 11 1/2
Washington coaching staff idea of an offensive line is "Lie down..I think I love you!!" Sad part is Miami had to much to drink and falls for it...SKINS + 3 1/2
According to NFL Insiders the Bears have the same chance of making the playoffs as Amanda Knox choosing to honeymoon in Tuscany.....Bernie Sanders vows if elected to nationalize Jay Cutler's nutsack
BEARS gm UNDER 50
and away we go...BOL...and dont forget to tip the Dingo on yore way out...