I guess the issue with the Lions are that they simply fail to take advantage of their talent year in and year out. I don't think anyone will change their mind about the Lions until they actually prove themselves.
I guess the issue with the Lions are that they simply fail to take advantage of their talent year in and year out. I don't think anyone will change their mind about the Lions until they actually prove themselves.
Shame on me for no Mike Evans Story!
Simple back story are that we are 2 buddies who have been doing this "pissing contest" for a few years now. Its a good way to have some fun, talk some trash, and win some money. And it also helps document all of our picks for later reference lol
Shame on me for no Mike Evans Story!
Simple back story are that we are 2 buddies who have been doing this "pissing contest" for a few years now. Its a good way to have some fun, talk some trash, and win some money. And it also helps document all of our picks for later reference lol
It’s here! My dear God it’s finally here! No more baseball, football has finally come to sweep me away from the mundane existence that is Sports during the summer. I am Snowstradamus, but you can call me Willy Wonka. I hold the key to the chocolate factory, and Bowes is the little poor kid buying up all the chocolate bars on the “Powerball Chance” he might actually get to meet me. (I would have put that a little more harshly but apparently covers.com likes to censor colorful language. Because we wouldn’t want to erode America’s youth with a curse word, NOW LETS GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT GAMBLING!) Once again, Bowes will lose at the end of the season, and Snowstradamus will be victorious. Bowes and Defeat go together like PB&J, like Beers and Brats, like Justin Bieber and Estrogen. And even when, despite his best efforts, he does manage to win a game, he’ll ruin his victory lap by saying something like “I’m no expert, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night! YUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUK!” Meanwhile our readers (all three of them) start to wonder how many bad decisions they had to make to get to where they are, wondering where it all went wrong. Bowes will as hard as he can, it’s just unfortunate for him that his picks and blog have about as much originality as a guy with a “Monster Energy” Decal on his truck. And if you just said to yourself “The only Sticker on my car says Salt Life” I have absolutely no words for you.
Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that anyone at all reads our blogs. But maybe one day Snowstradamus will explode. I wish some famous sports bettor would read this blog and throw big bucks on my picks, I’d be famous, and it’s all one twitter shout out away. Floyd Mayweather is a major bettor, somebody send him this blog, he might pick my games after he gets done reading it. Wait. Scratch that.
Saints-3
New Orleans is always very strong against Atlanta. They’ve won 6 of the last 8 at Atlanta, and I think this is one of the strongest teams New Orleans has had in recent years.
Jax/Philly UNDER 51.5
Chip Kelly has what looks like an offensive juggernaut in Philly. But I Jacksonville has some decent talent on defense. And I don’t think they can score more than 20.
Ravens -1
I cannot fathom Andy Dalton going into Baltimore and winning in the season opener. It’s just that simple.
It’s here! My dear God it’s finally here! No more baseball, football has finally come to sweep me away from the mundane existence that is Sports during the summer. I am Snowstradamus, but you can call me Willy Wonka. I hold the key to the chocolate factory, and Bowes is the little poor kid buying up all the chocolate bars on the “Powerball Chance” he might actually get to meet me. (I would have put that a little more harshly but apparently covers.com likes to censor colorful language. Because we wouldn’t want to erode America’s youth with a curse word, NOW LETS GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT GAMBLING!) Once again, Bowes will lose at the end of the season, and Snowstradamus will be victorious. Bowes and Defeat go together like PB&J, like Beers and Brats, like Justin Bieber and Estrogen. And even when, despite his best efforts, he does manage to win a game, he’ll ruin his victory lap by saying something like “I’m no expert, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night! YUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUK!” Meanwhile our readers (all three of them) start to wonder how many bad decisions they had to make to get to where they are, wondering where it all went wrong. Bowes will as hard as he can, it’s just unfortunate for him that his picks and blog have about as much originality as a guy with a “Monster Energy” Decal on his truck. And if you just said to yourself “The only Sticker on my car says Salt Life” I have absolutely no words for you.
Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that anyone at all reads our blogs. But maybe one day Snowstradamus will explode. I wish some famous sports bettor would read this blog and throw big bucks on my picks, I’d be famous, and it’s all one twitter shout out away. Floyd Mayweather is a major bettor, somebody send him this blog, he might pick my games after he gets done reading it. Wait. Scratch that.
Saints-3
New Orleans is always very strong against Atlanta. They’ve won 6 of the last 8 at Atlanta, and I think this is one of the strongest teams New Orleans has had in recent years.
Jax/Philly UNDER 51.5
Chip Kelly has what looks like an offensive juggernaut in Philly. But I Jacksonville has some decent talent on defense. And I don’t think they can score more than 20.
Ravens -1
I cannot fathom Andy Dalton going into Baltimore and winning in the season opener. It’s just that simple.
Annnnnnnd just like that Snowstradamus is back in the driver’s seat. Another winning week last week, and Bowes, once again, has his readers pawning off their old jewelry. But fear not, I am back again this week with a few more slam dunks.
Redskins +6.5
The eagles have needed major comebacks to win both of their games. The dirty little secret nobody wants to talk about is that RG3 is a bum, and the Redskins are better with cousins. It wouldn’t surprise me if the skins won this game outright. There, I said it.
San Diego +1
Phillip Rivers is back, and Buffalo is suspect in my mind, even at 2-0. SD by a TD.
Baltimore +1
People are a little too high on Cleveland in my opinion. Baltimore are a hardnosed bunch, with a ton of experience and the rings to show for it.
Annnnnnnd just like that Snowstradamus is back in the driver’s seat. Another winning week last week, and Bowes, once again, has his readers pawning off their old jewelry. But fear not, I am back again this week with a few more slam dunks.
Redskins +6.5
The eagles have needed major comebacks to win both of their games. The dirty little secret nobody wants to talk about is that RG3 is a bum, and the Redskins are better with cousins. It wouldn’t surprise me if the skins won this game outright. There, I said it.
San Diego +1
Phillip Rivers is back, and Buffalo is suspect in my mind, even at 2-0. SD by a TD.
Baltimore +1
People are a little too high on Cleveland in my opinion. Baltimore are a hardnosed bunch, with a ton of experience and the rings to show for it.
Snowstradamus 9-3 YTD
Another 3-0 week, just another service your wonderful host offers free of charge. Bowes also went 3-0? Wait. What? Could it be? That the student, has now gathered the means to become the teacher? Easy there Daniel Son, Mr. Miyagi isn’t quite ready for the gold watch a retirement. By the way, I’m on a 6-0 streak, and I’ve won 8 of 9. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there are people on this earth who actually work for a living.
Let it be known, I don’t like these picks much, there isn’t much I like this week at all actually, but the show must go on, and three picks must be made, so what we are doing today is going strictly off of public opinion. And by that I mean I am looking at what you, the amateur like, and going the opposite way. It’s called a public fade. If you are still looking to throw some money down on these, as Walter White would say “Tread Lightly”. LETS MAKE SOME MONEY!
And my whole crew is loungin’, celebrate everyday no more public housin’. - BIG
Arizona +7.5
Arizona is Legit, and the Broncos are overvalued in this game, over a TD spread takes me the other way, Broncos by 6.
Buffalo +6.5
Heard something on TV this morning that confirmed my beliefs, Orton is an upgrade. Backup QB, against Megatron, the public is thinking Lions, Snowstradamus is thinking Buffalo.
Atlanta + 3.5
The way the giants have been playing, I thinks it’s time for a letdown. Public fade #3
Snowstradamus 9-3 YTD
Another 3-0 week, just another service your wonderful host offers free of charge. Bowes also went 3-0? Wait. What? Could it be? That the student, has now gathered the means to become the teacher? Easy there Daniel Son, Mr. Miyagi isn’t quite ready for the gold watch a retirement. By the way, I’m on a 6-0 streak, and I’ve won 8 of 9. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there are people on this earth who actually work for a living.
Let it be known, I don’t like these picks much, there isn’t much I like this week at all actually, but the show must go on, and three picks must be made, so what we are doing today is going strictly off of public opinion. And by that I mean I am looking at what you, the amateur like, and going the opposite way. It’s called a public fade. If you are still looking to throw some money down on these, as Walter White would say “Tread Lightly”. LETS MAKE SOME MONEY!
And my whole crew is loungin’, celebrate everyday no more public housin’. - BIG
Arizona +7.5
Arizona is Legit, and the Broncos are overvalued in this game, over a TD spread takes me the other way, Broncos by 6.
Buffalo +6.5
Heard something on TV this morning that confirmed my beliefs, Orton is an upgrade. Backup QB, against Megatron, the public is thinking Lions, Snowstradamus is thinking Buffalo.
Atlanta + 3.5
The way the giants have been playing, I thinks it’s time for a letdown. Public fade #3
Ok so twice I have written this dern blog just to watch the computer erase it and its extremely pissing me off. Im not writing it again so heres my picks.
Detroit -2.5
Calvin Johnson is back and that right there already makes Detroit the winner. Betting the Lions HUGE tomorrow.
Atlanta -2.5
Seriously? The falcons won by 1 million earlier this season. Don't expect the bucs to actually win this thing.
Panthers +7
Mark Sanchez is not worth a 7 point favorite. This line needs some midol because it is terribly bloated.
Ok so twice I have written this dern blog just to watch the computer erase it and its extremely pissing me off. Im not writing it again so heres my picks.
Detroit -2.5
Calvin Johnson is back and that right there already makes Detroit the winner. Betting the Lions HUGE tomorrow.
Atlanta -2.5
Seriously? The falcons won by 1 million earlier this season. Don't expect the bucs to actually win this thing.
Panthers +7
Mark Sanchez is not worth a 7 point favorite. This line needs some midol because it is terribly bloated.
HEY HEY another profit week. 2-1 last week. Only loss being the panthers pulling down their pants and taking a dump on the field. I was begging for the little kid from the commercial to finish loosening his arm and that Ron would put him in. The performance from the panthers is about as embarrassing as a man who tailgates inside. This week looks like a tough card, but im bringing you guidance like Moses did of the Exodus. Snowstradamus is about to take another box punch. Im sure covers will block that word but it is suppose to be C U N T. Lets win some money
KC -1
This is a tough one, but Arrowhead is louder than the 12th man and its time Seattle is on the disadvantage side of home field advantage. Should be an amazing game though (least favorite pick)
Detroit pickem
I have been riding this train all year. Calvin Johnson makes this offense too good. The lions aren't giving up first place in the division this year and with Carson Palmer out this could be a blood bath. (most favorite)
IND -2.5
Old School vs New School. I have a rule I made a few weeks ago about never betting against Andrew Luck at home. Im going to stick by it. Should be fun filled but the Colts offense proves to be too much here.
HEY HEY another profit week. 2-1 last week. Only loss being the panthers pulling down their pants and taking a dump on the field. I was begging for the little kid from the commercial to finish loosening his arm and that Ron would put him in. The performance from the panthers is about as embarrassing as a man who tailgates inside. This week looks like a tough card, but im bringing you guidance like Moses did of the Exodus. Snowstradamus is about to take another box punch. Im sure covers will block that word but it is suppose to be C U N T. Lets win some money
KC -1
This is a tough one, but Arrowhead is louder than the 12th man and its time Seattle is on the disadvantage side of home field advantage. Should be an amazing game though (least favorite pick)
Detroit pickem
I have been riding this train all year. Calvin Johnson makes this offense too good. The lions aren't giving up first place in the division this year and with Carson Palmer out this could be a blood bath. (most favorite)
IND -2.5
Old School vs New School. I have a rule I made a few weeks ago about never betting against Andrew Luck at home. Im going to stick by it. Should be fun filled but the Colts offense proves to be too much here.
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