December 2010: I'm on a losing streak and heading to Vegas. I ask a friend (who happens to be a cute Asian girl) to pick a three-team parlay for me. I figure this is marginally better than fading myself. Lo and behold, the parlay hits. Dumb luck, I figured.
September 2011: I talk my friend into giving me a three-team parlay every week, just for the hell of it. After missing the first five weeks and threatening to quit, she gets hot. By the end of the season, my degenerate friends are begging me for her weekly selections.
So we're trying again in 2012 and I'll be posting here each week. I'll be making a $50 bet for the next 16 weeks, worst that can happen is I lose $800, right?
My friend has been watching foots with her Dad since she was a cute little Asian girl. She knows quite a bit about NFL football, not so much about gambling.
NOTE: I will not be posting pictures of my friend, so don't even ask. I will tell you that she's a lot better looking than Sarah J. Phillips, but then again, who isn't?
Here are her week 1 picks:
Detroit -9, Carolina -1, Green Bay/Frisco Under 47
(For entertainment purposes only!)
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Here's the story:
December 2010: I'm on a losing streak and heading to Vegas. I ask a friend (who happens to be a cute Asian girl) to pick a three-team parlay for me. I figure this is marginally better than fading myself. Lo and behold, the parlay hits. Dumb luck, I figured.
September 2011: I talk my friend into giving me a three-team parlay every week, just for the hell of it. After missing the first five weeks and threatening to quit, she gets hot. By the end of the season, my degenerate friends are begging me for her weekly selections.
So we're trying again in 2012 and I'll be posting here each week. I'll be making a $50 bet for the next 16 weeks, worst that can happen is I lose $800, right?
My friend has been watching foots with her Dad since she was a cute little Asian girl. She knows quite a bit about NFL football, not so much about gambling.
NOTE: I will not be posting pictures of my friend, so don't even ask. I will tell you that she's a lot better looking than Sarah J. Phillips, but then again, who isn't?
Here are her week 1 picks:
Detroit -9, Carolina -1, Green Bay/Frisco Under 47
One of my degenerate friends went 3-0 and hit his parlay using Cute Asian Girl's picks, I should've shopped for a better line on Eagles/Giants. Oh well.
This week's selections:
Pats/Broncos over 52, Ravens -6, Eagles +3'
Good luck everyone!
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Through Week 4
Profit/Loss ($200)
Overall Record 3-8-1
One of my degenerate friends went 3-0 and hit his parlay using Cute Asian Girl's picks, I should've shopped for a better line on Eagles/Giants. Oh well.
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