A 15 YEAR PATH IN SPORTS GAMBLING

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Posted: 1/24/2012 10:54:10 PM
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Originally Posted by BronxBambino17:

if you guys spent as much time capping games as you did talking garbage to each other and making up silly stories you might hit 56% this month. This thread is getting old go back to work and post some winners and losers. GMEN BABY.

Lol what is there to cap?  We have 1 game left that aint for 2 weeks.  I dont play all the other bullshit, not enough to care anyway.

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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:03:00 PM

as to why this thread is still here i have no idea ...my question is why do the mods who used to do a great job and rid this place of meaningless bullshit let a crackhead thread like this continue...toss it already..

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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:05:03 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Splooge:

as to why this thread is still here i have no idea ...my question is why do the mods who used to do a great job and rid this place of meaningless bullshit let a crackhead thread like this continue...toss it already..



Why not.....I want to fade all douchebags
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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:07:28 PM
[Quote: Originally Posted by Splooge]

as to why this thread is still here i have no idea ...my question is why do the mods who used to do a great job and rid this place of meaningless bullshit let a crackhead thread like this continue...toss it already..

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I need a good ol' stickin right where it counts...hey earthwake, what you doin later dude?

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quote#105
Posted: 1/24/2012 11:12:24 PM
So you and your big d!ck are one the under? 

I don't play totals, but maybe I'll have to take a serious look at the over.
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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:17:07 PM
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Originally Posted by budwiser:

So you and your big d!ck are one the under? 

I don't play totals, but maybe I'll have to take a serious look at the over.

If I start to get all chubby when I watch happy porn does that make me happy guys? Don't friggin lie to me I need to know the truth!!!

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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:23:22 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by mrquija27:

Lol what is there to cap?  We have 1 game left that aint for 2 weeks.  I dont play all the other bullshit, not enough to care anyway.


True, I mainly bet football and baseball so this is my off season for my bigger plays. This is my first year posting on covers football... Does everyone just engage for a big garbage talking match every year before the super bowl? If thats the case maybe I should tell you all I'm the head of the mob and I used to break legs for a living, follow that up with some bad  English, a line of coke and a couple $3 slores... I also bet a min of 2 million a game. Been doing that for 30 years but I still make time to post on covers lol... This place cracks me up sometimes man.. This thread is friggin hilarious....
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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:26:35 PM
All jokes aside, do gangsters in Maine have beards, smell like hippies and wear sandles or what? You mainesters grow some killer friggin pot though!
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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:30:30 PM

Stephen King heckled me once when I was a sophomore in high school in Bangor, Maine. I was pitching a friggin preseason game and the guy bought the friggin field so he felt like he was gonna sit up in the bleachers and yell out smack because I couldnt throw a strike to save my life...his son played for Bangor the doofus behind clown....

True story ask Stephen guys he'll tell ya.....

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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:32:00 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by onebrokebloke:

If I start to get all chubby when I watch happy porn does that make me happy guys? Don't friggin lie to me I need to know the truth!!!



Long as you tell me your picks you can do whatever you want Sir
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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:34:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BronxBambino17:

All jokes aside, do gangsters in Maine have beards, smell like hippies and wear sandles or what? You mainesters grow some killer friggin pot though!

ahhh yes good ol' Northern Maine green bud my friend....yes, some of the gangsters up here do in fact bathe in rivers and think it actually makes them clean

what they gonna do daaawwwg!! It's raw up here yo!!!

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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:35:14 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by onebrokebloke:

Stephen King heckled me once when I was a sophomore in high school in Bangor, Maine. I was pitching a friggin preseason game and the guy bought the friggin field so he felt like he was gonna sit up in the bleachers and yell out smack because I couldnt throw a strike to save my life...his son played for Bangor the doofus behind clown....

True story ask Stephen guys he'll tell ya.....


Please FedEx overnight me whatever the darn it is your smoking 
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quote#113
Posted: 1/24/2012 11:40:19 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by BronxBambino17:


Please FedEx overnight me whatever the darn it is your smoking 

well, it's some whack-behind Somolian green that makes you trip your sack off....you still want it Bambino?

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quote#114
Posted: 1/24/2012 11:43:27 PM
Gangsters shoot themselves when they see Chuck Norris!!
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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:45:34 PM
I know the winner.   New York Giants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Third time is the charm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:48:27 PM
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Originally Posted by MJ2345:

Gangsters shoot themselves when they see Chuck Norris!!

I took Chuck Norris white-water rafting in the Northern Maine woods back in 2001. Dude blazes the green hard core and when i gave em some mushroom chocolates he was off the hook!! Bustin out his cowboy hat like he was Walker Texas Ranger and what not

True story ask Chuck he'll tell ya!!

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quote#117
Posted: 1/24/2012 11:50:24 PM
the business of professional sports and unfortunately amateur sports would not be as big as it is without gambling. The NFL is the most hypocritical of all the leagues in that regard. I think honestly, there is a very small minority of actual professionals who can claim to make a real living off this. Because no matter what information you have and how good you are at capping, THE BALL DONT LIE! It has a funny way of bouncing and the cast of characters who play the game are animals. 

I never understood people who bet on horses or worse, greyhounds. But then I have to look in the mirror at a man who bets that 15 oversized grown men who just traveled late from Milwaukee to Chicago will cover 5 points on the road the next day. I'm not sure if a player was smoking weed or screwing groupies all night. Will he be fit enough to play the next day. This is gambling. Just like in poker, you know the odds and you place your money on the odds that are in your favor. With sound management, even the average Joe can turn a profit.

I have gambled my entire life. I remember playing flips in school cafeterias. Then from that I placed C-LO dice. My love of sports turned me to this. From 2001-2005, I was a loser. Sure, I won my fair share of games, but at the end of each year I would lose money. Making "ALL IN" bets. Just chasing action. Playing other peoples picks. You name it. Every mistake. That was like college to me.

From 2006-2010. I turn nothing but profits. Until 2011 (Miami), I picked every NBA Champion in the preseason. The odds weren't great, but I knew who would win, every June I collect. In the NFL playoffs, I am legend. Picked the Chargers +9.5 points and moneyline to go into Indy and win outright. Last year, I had Seattle moneyline against the visiting s'AINTS. This year I had Gmen going into Green Bay and winning outright. All those wins were impressive, I played what I could afford. The money I won helped me pay off mortgage debt and car notes. Helped fund amazing vacations and helped upgrade from a hamburger to a filet mignon. 

This year was bad. Miami losing in Finals hurt. NFL, I was pathetic. College, forget it. 

You must judge things long-term. Learn to survive by managing your bankroll. Never stop learning. If you lose, study the game. Watch the tape. Learn from your mistakes. This should be a fun hobby with a potential for even greater things. 
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Posted: 1/24/2012 11:58:16 PM
Yo bizkilla I agree with you but Im smokin some really strong Somalian herb mixed 50/50 with Northern Maine green bud relivin my days back in the sticks with the homies
 
holla at ya lata daaaawwwwg!!!!....
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Posted: 1/25/2012 12:15:44 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by onebrokebloke:

Yo bizkilla I agree with you but Im smokin some really strong Somalian herb mixed 50/50 with Northern Maine green bud relivin my days back in the sticks with the homies
 
holla at ya lata daaaawwwwg!!!!....

Pass that garbage. Humphrey Bogart behind mothafucka
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quote#120
Posted: 1/25/2012 12:25:10 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by bizkilla:


Pass that garbage. Humphrey Bogart behind mothafucka

Hit that garbage while it's still cookin biz-DAWWWG!!

ahhh yes Humphrey my Gramps, him, and Ted Williams used to go up to camp on Moosehead Lake and get sauced on Whiskey and flyfish their fuckin fools off until the break of dawn. Gramps said Teddy ballgame was a madman on the JimBeam but you cant ask him cause Gramps is with the man upstairs

Yo Gramps I'm pourin you a shot ...  hollla!!!

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Posted: 1/25/2012 1:06:15 AM
how to be a rich bloke:

1. Don't hustle
2. Don't book
3. Stay in college
4. Keep your teeth intact

That sums it up, folks.  Move along.  GL.
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Posted: 1/25/2012 1:08:53 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by KktdocT:

how to be a rich bloke:

1. Don't hustle
2. Don't book
3. Stay in college
4. Keep your teeth intact

That sums it up, folks.  Move along.  GL.


...............................

Oh, another:

5. Don't do drugs
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quote#123
Posted: 1/25/2012 2:57:35 AM

If anyone plays with local bookies are complete morons.  btw... www.heritagesports.com

you can withdrawal online using Money Gram or any other methods, no need to call them.   Get your $ same day around 6 pm. 

Like onebroke said " What, do you think you're bookie is gonna keep answering his phone if you're killin' it?"

GL Fellas!

 

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quote#124
Posted: 1/25/2012 7:30:51 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by DOVJAK:

WTF IS GOING ON HERE

And who the darn is Dennis?

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Posted: 1/25/2012 7:37:55 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Fademaster:

If anyone plays with local bookies are complete morons.  btw... www.heritagesports.com

you can withdrawal online using Money Gram or any other methods, no need to call them.   Get your $ same day around 6 pm. 

Like onebroke said " What, do you think you're bookie is gonna keep answering his phone if you're killin' it?"

GL Fellas!

 

Anyone who trusts online poker sites and betting sites with thier money is even a bigger moron.

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