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Posted: 2/13/2012 12:10:44 AM

Had same problem ................................... once.

Waited for the mailman then scooped up the garbage and put it in neighbours mail-box. Then I just sat back and waited for him to stick his hand in checking the mail. Nearly pissed my pants waiting. He came home and checked the mail and got the perfect result.
Whilst he was washing his hand I told him to get the dog to garbage in it's own yard. After a few words all sorted.

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Posted: 2/13/2012 12:26:02 AM

I was also told before I did it to put it in the mailbox.

For some reason, I felt the porch was better

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Posted: 2/13/2012 12:42:35 AM
Funny garbage Salty, always enjoy your posts. 
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Posted: 2/13/2012 1:58:10 AM
salty,way to much time on your hands. dont you have something better to do that worry about little pile dog crap. now if was from big dog,i would be pissed. you probably have squirells crap bigger than that.
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Posted: 2/13/2012 7:24:55 AM
kARMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

 for who i dunno

him or u...
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Posted: 2/13/2012 9:13:07 AM
ever heard of anti freeze just pour abit over some meat and you got that dog going to doggy heaven
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Posted: 2/13/2012 9:56:35 AM
Good for you Salty. Hope you never see another little garbage on your property again.
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Posted: 2/13/2012 10:51:26 AM
Funny garbage, maybe the dirtbag will learn his lesson. 
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#35
Posted: 2/13/2012 1:21:10 PM

So, you're telling me you don't own a gun?

Okay, maybe that sounds a little harsh, until you step in it. Then, get more reasonable by the minute, don't it?

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Posted: 2/13/2012 1:27:17 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by The Hawk:

So, you're telling me you don't own a gun?

Okay, maybe that sounds a little harsh, until you step in it. Then, get more reasonable by the minute, don't it?

 

Last week we were kickin it in the living room and smelling dog garbage. There were 2 people with dog garbage on their shoes and had tracked garbage spots in the carpet.

They just got out of their car and walked across the front yard in the dark.

Small or big piles does not matter to me. The front yard has turned into a mine field and the little friggin dog is shitting by the porch now.......Or I should say was

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Posted: 2/13/2012 2:26:16 PM

Dickey the Douscher    I agree that guy is a dousche!

Way to go salty, did the same thing except i taped the garbage to a leaf rake while in a plastic bag with a note with choice words on it!

Then leaned it in the center of the door so when they opened it it would hit them right in the face!!!!!!!!! After that no more dog garbage and havent seen the dog since....

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Posted: 2/13/2012 2:27:59 PM
Soak hamburger meat in castor oil and leave it where the dog will find it. He will have uncontrollable diarrhea, hopefully in your neighbors house.


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Posted: 2/13/2012 2:37:52 PM
Salty 
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Posted: 2/13/2012 2:42:28 PM
Make your neighbor a nice tray of brownies.
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Posted: 2/13/2012 3:13:33 PM
Saltflats- Not saying I'm a pussyass but the dog is innocent and you don't need to torture a little ratdog.Your neighbor is the wetspot. What would grandpa do? Probably something like you do in vid.
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Posted: 2/13/2012 3:21:47 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by 666LES:

Saltflats- Not saying I'm a pussyass but the dog is innocent and you don't need to torture a little ratdog.Your neighbor is the wetspot. What would grandpa do? Probably something like you do in vid.

Yeah I like dogs so I do not see myself harming it. No need for that but the castor oil trick seems pretty funny.

The guy has not responded but he knows where it came from because I signed the name on it
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Posted: 2/13/2012 3:22:39 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Mr.Win:

Make your neighbor a nice tray of brownies.

I would not waste my special batch brownies on him
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Posted: 2/13/2012 3:44:27 PM
now cats are a different story if anyone remembers my weed/cat story
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#45
Posted: 2/15/2012 9:45:38 AM

Is this you  Salty?

Doggy-doo clash turns fatal in Tacony

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Posted: 2/15/2012 7:00:26 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by gameman942:

Is this you  Salty?

Doggy-doo clash turns fatal in Tacony


indeed it is

And I can take him
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