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#26 Posted: 1/3/2008 10:46:00 AM QUOTE unselectable="on"> Originally Posted by KOAJ: anyone ever play through? we used to do this in college from time to time...usually involved lots of drinking and a suitemate or housemate hooking up with some girl in his room give them about 15 minutes or so in the room alone to make sure that they are naked or at least she is... you open the door...chuck a golf ball in there and walk in with your iron over your shoulder asking "Mind if I play through?" works best if you are dressed like Payne Stewart 
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#27 Posted: 1/3/2008 11:04:06 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by KOAJ: anyone ever play through? we used to do this in college from time to time...usually involved lots of drinking and a suitemate or housemate hooking up with some girl in his room give them about 15 minutes or so in the room alone to make sure that they are naked or at least she is... you open the door...chuck a golf ball in there and walk in with your iron over your shoulder asking "Mind if I play through?" works best if you are dressed like Payne Stewart
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#28 Posted: 1/3/2008 11:35:26 AM I'm thinking of trying that move where you beat off while hanging yourself. At 310lbs. I can't find a strong enough beam in my house.  |
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#29 Posted: 1/3/2008 11:38:53 AM With my luck, I crack a floor joist, hit the floor knock myself out. I wake up with police and EMS in my house, my pants around my ankles and splinters in my johnson. Oh yea, some cop puts the video on YouTube. |
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#30 Posted: 1/3/2008 3:34:17 PM thats a pretty good koaj.
The other night my roomate was going to hook up with a girl. So I went in the closet before they got into the room to watch, this girl was smoking. This wasnt the first time I/we have done this. Usually the girl gets banged, the person in the closet watches and then she passes out. After she passes out the person in the closet leaves without her ever knowing. Well this babe wouldnt let him have sex that night. All she wanted to do was talk. So after I about 2 hours of waiting in the closet I opened the door and pulled the eurotrip line "this isnt where I parked my car" and walked out the bedroom door. |
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#31 Posted: 1/3/2008 3:35:12 PM opps. I ment thats a good story koaj |
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#32 Posted: 1/3/2008 3:45:30 PM |
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#33 Posted: 1/3/2008 3:57:23 PM punching her in the kidneys? 
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#34 Posted: 8/15/2011 1:21:44 AM QUOTE Originally Posted by KOAJ: anyone ever play through? we used to do this in college from time to time...usually involved lots of drinking and a suitemate or housemate hooking up with some girl in his room give them about 15 minutes or so in the room alone to make sure that they are naked or at least she is... you open the door...chuck a golf ball in there and walk in with your iron over your shoulder asking "Mind if I play through?" works best if you are dressed like Payne Stewart
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#35 Posted: 8/15/2011 1:27:16 AM |
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#36 Posted: 8/15/2011 2:35:56 AM |
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#37 Posted: 8/15/2011 3:42:34 PM |
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#38 Posted: 8/15/2011 11:58:27 PM
this takes the blumpkin to the nest level..road blumpkin |
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