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Posted: 1/18/2013 2:42:03 AM
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Posted: 1/18/2013 11:54:32 AM

You can hire them as a model. You can't get arrested for hiring a woman as a model. Take her back to the hotel room and have her start "modeling".

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Posted: 3/24/2013 1:30:49 AM
BUMP!  for  stories are very entertaining!
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Posted: 3/27/2013 4:42:18 PM
Well I have a half brother who is kinda slow. Poor B a s t ard cant get any p u ta n g. But he as a rod on him like no other, he can play wiffle ball with it.His nickname is longwood. So i have a friend out in vegas that agrees to get him laid for free.  Only catch is he gets to watch. Elmer is my half brothers name,so we tell him the plan. He instantly gets a big w an g on. We get Elmer to this dive apartment,my friend Le roy says you ready Longwood. He replies yes i am. Out comes this chick not too bad. Elmer says OH MY you are very pretty. He drops his pants and i swear she turned kinda white. The chick says wow you got one on you like a pony. Elmer says bend over and she does Elmer shoves it in her poo hole she squeals your in the wrong spot. Elmer says oh my and gets it  in the love hole and goes too town. He wailed away for at least 20 min. Poor thing was stifled by the time Elmer unloaded his rocks.  Needless too say she filed for workers comp after that.......
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Posted: 3/30/2013 1:46:04 AM
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Well I have a half brother who is kinda slow. Poor B a s t ard cant get any p u ta n g. But he as a rod on him like no other, he can play wiffle ball with it.His nickname is longwood. So i have a friend out in vegas that agrees to get him laid for free.  Only catch is he gets to watch. Elmer is my half brothers name,so we tell him the plan. He instantly gets a big w an g on. We get Elmer to this dive apartment,my friend Le roy says you ready Longwood. He replies yes i am. Out comes this chick not too bad. Elmer says OH MY you are very pretty. He drops his pants and i swear she turned kinda white. The chick says wow you got one on you like a pony. Elmer says bend over and she does Elmer shoves it in her poo hole she squeals your in the wrong spot. Elmer says oh my and gets it  in the love hole and goes too town. He wailed away for at least 20 min. Poor thing was stifled by the time Elmer unloaded his rocks.  Needless too say she filed for workers comp after that.......

YES! These are the stories I love!!!...HAHA workers comp

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Posted: 3/31/2013 11:11:57 PM
Great stories.
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Posted: 4/1/2013 10:15:09 AM
Warning!

I was at the Walmart in Vegas and when I came out and was getting in my car, these two youngish blondes approached me and asked if I could give them a ride?  I normally don't do it but said, sure why not.

One got in the front and one got in the back.  As soon as I got in, the one in the front reached over and grabbed my junk and winked.  They then took turns darning me and sucking me for about 20 mins!  It was awesome.  When I finished they smiled all sweet, jumped out and walked away.

I was so happy that I didn't notice till I got home that they had cleaned all the cash out of my wallet.  Fortunately it was only like $80 and they left the CC cards and the wallet.

The reason I'm writing this is to warn everyone b/c these girls have pulled the same trick on my 3 times 2 weeks ago, twice last week and will probably sucker me a couple more times this week!!!  So be careful!!!
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Posted: 4/1/2013 11:34:43 PM
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Posted: 4/2/2013 9:58:47 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Shirldog:

Warning!

I was at the Walmart in Vegas and when I came out and was getting in my car, these two youngish blondes approached me and asked if I could give them a ride?  I normally don't do it but said, sure why not.

One got in the front and one got in the back.  As soon as I got in, the one in the front reached over and grabbed my junk and winked.  They then took turns darning me and sucking me for about 20 mins!  It was awesome.  When I finished they smiled all sweet, jumped out and walked away.

I was so happy that I didn't notice till I got home that they had cleaned all the cash out of my wallet.  Fortunately it was only like $80 and they left the CC cards and the wallet.

The reason I'm writing this is to warn everyone b/c these girls have pulled the same trick on my 3 times 2 weeks ago, twice last week and will probably sucker me a couple more times this week!!!  So be careful!!!

Ok you are the same dude that started a thread about money management on your next "trip" to vegas later in the year. Now you tell a stroy like you are a local. Thanks for adding zero to this forumn.

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Posted: 4/2/2013 10:29:35 AM

Believable up to the 4th sentence..

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Posted: 4/2/2013 1:33:37 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Ironhead34:

Ok you are the same dude that started a thread about money management on your next "trip" to vegas later in the year. Now you tell a stroy like you are a local. Thanks for adding zero to this forumn.


Uhhhhh.....please tell me that you are kidding me....Same to you jamesxnj...really?????????????? 

Do you mean to tell me that you read that story and DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A JOKE!!

I said  "The reason I'm writing this is to warn everyone b/c these girls have pulled the same trick on my 3 times 2 weeks ago, twice last week and will probably sucker me a couple more times this week!!!  So be careful!!!"

You didn't think that when I said  that they pulled the same trick on me 5 times AND I was going to let them pull is on me again...that maybe I wasn't being serious and it was a joke?!?!??!!

WOW!  How do you guys even make it out of the rain?
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Posted: 4/4/2013 7:17:38 AM
Never made it to the end of your story. Sorry but it is hard to figure a guy out who thinks its money management to give the casino $50.00 because HE is not smart enough to make it out of the rain.
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Posted: 4/5/2013 2:07:54 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Ironhead34:

Never made it to the end of your story. Sorry but it is hard to figure a guy out who thinks its money management to give the casino $50.00 because HE is not smart enough to make it out of the rain.


I understand it's difficult for you to understand.  I'm sure this is the case with many things.  Don't be disappointed, you should be used to it by now.

I don't buy collision insurance that covers my vehicle because I think I will hit something...I buy insurance in case I do.  I spend a little (the premium) to protect a lot (the car).

Next time you hear someone tell you or you read a story about someone getting too drunk and wasting money gambling, you'll finally get it.  As they say in the NE, it will be as if "Light dawns on marble head."

Not to worry man.  You'll get there.  Just remember to stay out of the rain!


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Posted: 4/5/2013 9:49:25 PM
Let's keep this forum "clean" when it comes to going after each other.
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Posted: 5/16/2013 6:44:03 PM
went to vegas with a buddy of mine and his family.  He and I were the only 21+ guys in a group of about 6 total, all his younger cousins and their friends.  He was (probably still is, no longer in contact) a hefty fellow, affectionately (not really, he was/is a pervert) referred to as fat boy. Loved his woman, loved paying for tail way above is pay grade. 

Anyway, mid day he has a hooker/escort/whatever come up to the room (we stayed at the orleans).  He takes her into the bathroom to get his rocks off, while i smoke out his cousins in the room (herb). His cousins shared genes with him, so they weren't the best looking bunch, and none of them had experience with woman before.  She was average, but had huge knockers, which are always fun.  He finishes up, and when she comes out she sees how high all of us are and wants to know if she can smoke.  of course.

she proceeds to hang out with us for a couple hours, just drinking and shooting the garbage.  I throw his cousins under the bus and tell her they are all virgins to everything when it comes to chicks.  Without warning she whips out her tits, starts giving lap dances and lets them all feel her up...

i know it seems pretty reserved compared to the other stories on here, but i always thought that was a real cool gesture that chick/escort/hooker pulled...i'm responsible for 4 guys (grown by now) first sexual experience.  feels good.
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Posted: 7/5/2013 8:10:52 PM
Staying at the Golden Nugget next weekend is there any action downtown or do you have to be on the strip?
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Posted: 8/22/2013 7:22:21 PM
This story happened to my older brother.  He was in Vegas for a convention and had an unintentional run-in with a hooker and her pimp.  Keep in mind, he would never have anything to do with a hooker because back in the day (the late 80s) he was a nice looking guy, made good money, and could get laid damn near anytime he pleased.

So anyway he meets this girl attending the same convention and sets up a date with her.  That night on his way out of the hotel (MGM I think) to hook up with this girl, he gets in a cab and a hooker jumps in right behind him and starts saying, "Hey baby you need a date" and all that garbage, feeling him up all over.  He is a bit spacey not realizing what's going on but feels her lift his wallet.  He grabs her arm and tells her to give it back to him and she starts yelling.  He figured all she could have done in a few seconds is stick it up her dress so he jams his hand all the way up to her kitty and sure enough there is his wallet.

He grabs it, jumps out of the cab and takes off running down the street. and grabs another cab and tells him to just friggin drive because the hooker is chasing him down the street yelling that she's been robbed.

Well my brother looks down at his wallet and low and behold in the all the excitement, he not only grabbed his wallet but a roll of cash as well, mostly 20s and some 100s.  He starts laughing his behind off and has the cab drop him off at the end of town.  No sooner does the cab drive off, he can hear that same damn hooker screaming her head off, every profanity you can think of and threatening to slit his throat when she finds him.  Apparently her pimp had picked her up and is driving her down the road with her standing up in the sun roof screaming.

My brother goes running up a street in a neighborhood and sees a a house with a couple of cars and a boat and he climbs into the boat and just lays down.  He can hear the hooker screaming her head off in the distance and he just sits there waiting until he can't hear her anymore.  He said he was there for at least a few hours because he was scared to death and at one point fell asleep.  He finally gets out of the boat and goes walking back to where he could call a cab and think up a story to tell the date he stood up because he knows she'll never believe the truth.

He made about $1,200 on the whole ordeal.  The girl he was supposed to hook up with was just pissed and didn't believe his BS story either.


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Posted: 8/22/2013 7:43:20 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Yoserian:

Alright,  so in Vegas last year celebrating buddies 35 birthday.  We start drinking friday morning as soon as we arrive and hit the BJ tables at TI.  By evening we have not eaten but for a case of beer maybe and we start drinking scotch.  We met some pretty funny guys at our BJ table and they mentioned this great club we should hit where the ladies are easy and such..Alright.  Feeling no pain my friend and I and these two guys go to the Las Vegas Lounge.   haha  but I was so drunk and there was this 'girl' there that was so hot I couldn't help myself.  She took me back to her apt. (which was just down the street on Karen St.)  and did a strip tease for me and proceeded to suck me off.  No mention of payment or anything.  Didnt see the candies in her panties or nuthing.  Best blowjob of my life and I was shitgunned drunk.  So after she finishes and she tidies up we go back to the bar and she never mentions money or anything.  All she said was she wanted to get married and move away from LV. 

Well when we go back to the bar (only about a half hr had passed)  my friend and the guys we were with laughed their fools off at me and we got the darn out of there.  So... there it is... got a tranny blowjob drunk in Vegas and it was great.   The not great thing about it is my friend who never lets me forget it and is quick to tell the story whenever the opportunity arrives.  She was smokin hot though...  ahh Vegas. 


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Posted: 9/5/2013 8:21:33 AM
Take it from me, the more ugly and lonely you look the more Hookers will approach you.  I'm awash in Hookers
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Posted: 9/11/2013 2:55:33 AM
Dude, every hotel has hookers standing by the elevator there from 10-4 every night.   
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Posted: 9/19/2013 2:18:22 AM
question for you veterans... how do you deal with a stinker? usually it's an outcall so they're already at your place and you don't get the story until they undress and the stench is just unbearable. idk what do anymore, I've asked them straight out over the phone if they're 'nice &fresh", this female even said she would take a shower but she smelled like a gym t-shirt stored in a locker for a week... I went through with it, after she left I drove to a pilot to take a really long hot shower(I knew I would run out of hot water if I tried in my house) I washed myself over and over until the tip of my person got red and sore... damn I still can't believe I agreed to bang that skank. so how do you weed out these skanks, and if despite your best effort you run into one how do you handle it?
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Posted: 10/4/2013 1:07:43 PM
Just tell that they smell and that they should shower next time and there is no way you can go through with is.  If you go through with it, you're just encouraging them to continue the same practice.  Pay it forward and help the next guy!
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