I had my first threesome last night

Forum: The Archives Page 1 of 10  1 2 3 4 5   »
Author: [The Archives] Topic: I had my first threesome last night
fartnsniff PM fartnsniff
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 961
New Jersey
 
fartnsniff
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 9:58:26 PM
...and it was pretty cool.
 
It started out as a routine night at the club, me and my boys drinking, checking out the dance floor and working the ladies for a few hours.
 
Just when I thought I was going home empty handed, a chick I had been dancing with earlier in the night comes up to me and says..
 
"would you like to head back to my friends apartment?"
 
I replied with
 
"Iets roll."
 
The three of us hop in a cab for a 20 minute drive back to her friends condo.  We get back to her place and start drinking some leftover coolers they had in the fridge. The two of them were dancing to a beyonce CD for a half hour in the living room as I sat on the couch drinking and watching, wondering which one of them i'd was going to make my play for.
 
Next thing you know, the two of them started slow dancing to Beyonce's Irreplaceable and making out.  Before the song had a chance to get to the second chorus, I was right up there with them - it was on.   For the next 45 minutes, I wasnt sure what the hell I was doing, but I worked a little magic and got through it.
 
Overall, it was a great experience.  Highly recommend doing this once in your lifetime! 
 
Anyone else nail two chicks at once?
 
 
FnS
 
 
jackjaffee PM jackjaffee
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 8850
 
jackjaffee
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:00:10 PM
so you whacked it with both hands, nice work there
Rocafella PM Rocafella
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 21463
Pennsylvania
 
Rocafella
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:01:58 PM
Mikael99 PM Mikael99
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 28378
Denmark
 
Mikael99
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:02:58 PM
dont like , so who was the other guy?
Mikael99 PM Mikael99
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 28378
Denmark
 
Mikael99
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:03:40 PM
Dont lie , who was the other guy?
Rocafella PM Rocafella
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 21463
Pennsylvania
 
Rocafella
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:05:24 PM
DruDowns PM DruDowns
Joined: Feb 2007
Posts: 7767
Dominican
              Republic
 
DruDowns
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:09:32 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

...and it was pretty cool.
 
It started out as a routine night at the club, me and my boys drinking, checking out the dance floor for a few hours.
 
Just when I thought I was going home empty handed, one of my boys I had been dancing with earlier in the night comes up to me and says..
 
"would you like to head back to my friends apartment?" "I will put my cock in your hand."
 
I replied with
 
"Iets roll."
 
The three of us hop in a cab for a 20 minute drive back to his friends condo.  We get back to his place and start drinking some leftover coolers they had in the fridge. The three of us were dancing to a beyonce CD for a half hour in the living room and then I sat on the couch and started jerking it, wondering which one of them would behind darn me.
 
Next thing you know, the two of them started slow dancing to Beyonce's Irreplaceable and making out.  Before the song had a chance to get to the second chorus, I was right up there with them - it was on.   For the next 45 minutes, I wasnt sure what the hell I was doing, I couldn't tell whose cock was in my mouth and whose cock was in my behind, but I worked a little magic and got through it.
 
Overall, it was a great experience.  Highly recommend doing this once in your lifetime! 
 
Anyone else ever suck two cocks at once?
 
 
FnS
 
 

 

 fixed it for you.

Rocafella PM Rocafella
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 21463
Pennsylvania
 
Rocafella
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:12:56 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by DruDowns:

 

 fixed it for you.




NJDevils PM NJDevils
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 33122
Nevada
 
NJDevils
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:14:58 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by jackjaffee:

so you whacked it with both hands, nice work there

 

that was gonna be my post

Mikael99 PM Mikael99
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 28378
Denmark
 
Mikael99
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:15:48 PM
NBAWARRIOR PM NBAWARRIOR
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 273
 
NBAWARRIOR
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:18:23 PM
wallstreetcappers PM wallstreetcappers
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 51371
United States
 
wallstreetcappers
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:18:45 PM
Someone got hold of a Penthouse Forum from their fathers nightstand.


JScott75 PM JScott75
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 1189
United States
 
JScott75
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:19:40 PM
funny stuff.
jackjaffee PM jackjaffee
Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 8850
 
jackjaffee
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:22:20 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by NJDevils:

 

that was gonna be my post

Yeah, before I even read his post I thought of that reply

big_degenerate PM big_degenerate
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 2434
New York
 
big_degenerate
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:24:05 PM
 
PocketJacks PM PocketJacks
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 14316
Michigan
 
PocketJacks
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:45:22 PM
I think we are all overlooking 1 very disturbing thing about his post..........Why the darn do you know the name of a Beyonce song? 
NappyNadiel PM NappyNadiel
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 1172
British
              Columbia
 
NappyNadiel
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:49:30 PM
thasarg PM thasarg
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 841
Swaziland
 
thasarg
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:50:25 PM
I bet after a good behind-friggin like you received, your farts probably have a watery edge to them and aren't sniffable for a day or two....you must really be suffering.
thasarg PM thasarg
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 841
Swaziland
 
thasarg
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 10:52:09 PM

I bet after a good behind-friggin like you received, your farts probably have a watery edge to them and aren't sniffable for a day or two....you must really be suffering.

 

lsufasteddie PM lsufasteddie
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 5288
Louisiana
 
lsufasteddie
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 11:06:25 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

...and it was pretty cool.
 
It started out as a routine night at the club, me and my boys drinking, checking out the dance floor and working the ladies for a few hours.
 
Just when I thought I was going home empty handed, a chick I had been dancing with earlier in the night comes up to me and says..
 
"would you like to head back to my friends apartment?"
 
I replied with
 
"Iets roll."
 
The three of us hop in a cab for a 20 minute drive back to her friends condo.  We get back to her place and start drinking some leftover coolers they had in the fridge. The two of them were dancing to a beyonce CD for a half hour in the living room as I sat on the couch drinking and watching, wondering which one of them i'd was going to make my play for.
 
Next thing you know, the two of them started slow dancing to Beyonce's Irreplaceable and making out.  Before the song had a chance to get to the second chorus, I was right up there with them - it was on.   For the next 45 minutes, I wasnt sure what the hell I was doing, but I worked a little magic and got through it.
 
Overall, it was a great experience.  Highly recommend doing this once in your lifetime! 
 
Anyone else nail two chicks at once?
 
 
FnS
 
 

 

Using pink for a reason. Do you mean WINE COOLERS. If your going to tell a story at leat make yourself look good.

PocketJacks PM PocketJacks
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 14316
Michigan
 
PocketJacks
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 11:08:15 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by lsufasteddie:

 

Using pink for a reason. Do you mean WINE COOLERS. If your going to tell a story at leat make yourself look good.

Fits right into him knowing Beyonce and dancing along to her. 

Retburj13 PM Retburj13
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 30374
Vatican City
 
Retburj13
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 11:23:41 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by lsufasteddie:

 

Using pink for a reason. Do you mean WINE COOLERS. If your going to tell a story at leat make yourself look good.



i think the beverage in question was a ZIMA


ZIMA's and jamming to a Beyonce CD...now THERE is something we all need to do once in our lifetime
































umgmu PM umgmu
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 16250
United States
 
umgmu
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 11:31:52 PM
another potential covers classic ...
 
DruDowns -you got me rolling on the floor LMAO
Broc PM Broc
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 7580
United Kingdom
 
Broc
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/9/2007 11:34:48 PM
Football_Expert PM Football_Expert
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 23229
United States
 
Football_Expert
Participation Meter
Posted: 12/10/2007 12:24:51 AM
No man drinking wine coolers and listening to Beyonce has ever fucked one woman during that same night, much less two.
Forum: The Archives Page 1 of 10  1 2 3 4 5   »
You have entered the forum as a GUEST. 
You must login/register to post or reply.