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#1
Posted: 3/1/2012 12:45:46 AM
NEVER ANSWER LIKE THIS 

..Arrrrrren't you the one from the Village people? 

.. You're not gonna check the drunk are you ?

..I pay your salary

..What's wrong Ossifer????  I swear to drunk, I'm not god 
When the officer says''Gee son...your eyes are red. have you been drinking ''you shouldn't probably respond with ''Gee officer your eyes look glazed , have you been eating DOUGHNUTS

10 days in the slammer 

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Posted: 3/1/2012 6:58:11 AM
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Posted: 3/1/2012 7:22:57 PM
Nice try I still think these are better.

"Im not under the influence your under the influence of being a jerk"

"Certain types of people can drive drunk"
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Posted: 3/1/2012 11:15:43 PM
certain types of people can drive drunk 




seriously people, DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!
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Posted: 3/1/2012 11:22:58 PM
Get high and fly
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