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[General Discussion] Topic: Top 5 Unbelievable Slurred words said to a traffic cop to avoid tickets/summons/arrests
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Banned
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#1
Posted: 3/1/2012 12:45:46 AM
NEVER ANSWER LIKE THIS
..
Arrrrrren't
you the
one
from
the
Village
people?
.. You're not gonna check the drunk are you ?
..I pay your salary
..What's wrong Ossifer???? I swear to drunk, I'm not god
When the officer says''Gee son...your eyes are red. have you been drinking ''you shouldn't probably respond with ''Gee officer your eyes look glazed , have you been eating
DOUGHNUTS
10 days in the slammer
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Skipbone
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Posted: 3/1/2012 6:58:11 AM
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Posted: 3/1/2012 7:22:57 PM
Nice try I still think these are better.
"Im not under the influence your under the influence of being a jerk"
"Certain types of people can drive drunk"
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#4
Posted: 3/1/2012 11:15:43 PM
certain types of people can drive drunk
seriously people, DONT DRINK AND DRIVE!
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#5
Posted: 3/1/2012 11:22:58 PM
Get high and fly
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