Posted: 5/10/2012 5:26:16 PM
Here's what you do when the next one calls. You'll have some fun with this. Tell the mutt on the phone that you're down to your last $15,000. You're going to bet $10,000 with your man so you can pay $5,000 for one of their locks. Tell him you want the one game that they have "inside" information on. You don't want the normal picks that they give to their regular suckers. I mean customers.
The guy on the phone will be creaming in his jeans because he thinks he's got a big commission coming. Then ask him if they take credit cards over the phone. Tell him you want to use your platinum card. Now the guy will be cumming all over his desk. Make up a 16 digit account number, a bogus expiration date and security code on the back of the card. When he runs the card, of course it will come back as total bullshit.