Valentines day tomorrow What do we say?

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runlagos PM runlagos
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Posted: 2/13/2012 10:26:30 PM
my friend is spending near $600 for his recent gf that he has been seeing for about 3 months now, I told him good luck with that lol
TheGoldenGoose PM TheGoldenGoose
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Posted: 2/13/2012 10:49:07 PM
QUOTE Originally Posted by -29-:

I didn't see this thread and already posed this question in another "generic" thread,but this setting is far more appropriate.

 

 

If anyone ordered one of those giant 5 foot tall Vermont teddybears to woo their girl on Valentines day,please let us know if it got you laid.

 




True that. 


Put a giant teddy bear in the same category as "Have a star named after someone".

Who buys that garbage???

EricLinny PM EricLinny
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Posted: 2/13/2012 10:50:19 PM
Flowers:  $20
Dinner:  $50

The sex:  priceless
MakeSumCake PM MakeSumCake
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Posted: 2/13/2012 10:56:41 PM
In the end we all paid for sex one way or another.
Nut_Flopper PM Nut_Flopper
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Posted: 2/14/2012 12:02:17 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by MakeSumCake:


Aint nothing better



Iw1nBets PM Iw1nBets
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Posted: 2/14/2012 12:41:46 AM
one of the first things i will say is pressuring about the blowjob that we didnt get to finish earlier tonight ....

I already gave her the presents 
-29- PM -29-
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:04:03 AM
C'mon guys,no recaps and/or obsrevations to report? 
ad1260 PM ad1260
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:10:44 AM
Yeah come on fellas...we gotta hear the recaps and stories. I just recently became a server at a steakhouse here in town (been there since November) and damn it was busy, but hey, it was ALL couples in my section so it was an easy night and the money was pretty solid. Cant wait to hear some of these V day stories. 
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:10:59 AM
Im single so I have nothing to offer haha
PokinSmot PM PokinSmot
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:12:12 AM
she asked if we'll have sex.....







im still thinking about it...
-29- PM -29-
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:15:46 AM

While we're waiting, here's my favorite Valentines Day song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4VgmBbSO8I&feature=fvst

SALTY PM SALTY
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:24:03 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by EricLinny:

Flowers:  $20
Dinner:  $50

The sex:  priceless


Looks to me the sex was $70 bucks
SALTY PM SALTY
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:25:39 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by PokinSmot:

she asked if we'll have sex.....







im still thinking about it...


You are fucked if she does not get her vitamin D on such a special day



She will make you pay
wolffer12 PM wolffer12
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:33:57 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by MakeSumCake:

In the end we all paid for sex one way or another.

I live by this motto man. When my ex and I broke up after 2.5 years I hit up the Brothals in Nevada to get over her. It was the BEST sex I have ever had in my life and when I tell my friends their jaws drop. They tell me you have no problems picking up girls at bars what the darn.

My response is well I am spending money on those chicks with no sure thing. I spend money on these chicks and I'm busting a nut and getting my person sucked. Then I don't have to deal with the bullshit that comes with it.

This little sexy thing I'm doing right now is so young compared to me that I told her I have fucked hookers and her jaw hit the floor. I said sweetheart it is the safest sex a man can have as they get tested once a week so when was the last time you were tested which didn't get answered. My reply was well sweetie you just made my case. Her reply was I had no idea you had that in you and to which my reply was I have so much in me you don't even know where to start. Seeing her again on Thursday to take care of the dirty deed. Oh how the dating game has changed so much in the past 10 years.

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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:47:10 AM
probably not a good idea to tell the girl your friggin you bang hookers on occasion.....unless you are doing her doggy and want a crack at the buckin bronco record. Just tell her you have aids or herpes instead
SALTY PM SALTY
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:51:13 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by Messier-11:

probably not a good idea to tell the girl your friggin you bang hookers on occasion.....unless you are doing her doggy and want a crack at the buckin bronco record. Just tell her you have aids or herpes instead


wolffer12 PM wolffer12
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Posted: 2/15/2012 12:51:43 AM
QUOTE

Originally Posted by Messier-11:

probably not a good idea to tell the girl your friggin you bang hookers on occasion.....unless you are doing her doggy and want a crack at the buckin bronco record. Just tell her you have aids or herpes instead

There might be some truth to this.. I guess we will find out soon if the she doesn't put out when I see her again it will be time to get out while it is still early. Too many fish in the sea to let some little girl get in your head and control you.

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Posted: 2/15/2012 1:26:07 AM
Guys this works. "What the darn did YOU GET ME!!!!!"...... (Slam door, screech tires on the way out, pick up buddies, pick up beer, grab bag, go to other buddies house, go on sweet bender, watch game, play poker, order pizza, have pizza guy bring more beer, laugh, bet on sports, start on hard stuff Rye/Rum, collect winnings from drunk buddies, call cab, go to 24hr humane society, select puppy, stop off at store, buy big red bow, have cabbie stop in front of buddies place while you grab another bag, direct cabbie to local park, release free range puppy, discreetly tie red bow to penis, pay cabbie, walk in, pass out and deal with it when you come-to)
howzuck PM howzuck
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Posted: 2/15/2012 11:04:08 AM
My girl and I broke up day before Valentines Day (I had seen it coming for a while), I must say it was pretty good being alone, I got to bet the $100 I would have spent on her on betting on NBA games.  Now I must go find another hoe......
Henry-Lilly PM Henry-Lilly
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Posted: 2/16/2012 10:15:38 AM
QUOTE Originally Posted by wolffer12:

I live by this motto man. When my ex and I broke up after 2.5 years I hit up the Brothals in Nevada to get over her. It was the BEST sex I have ever had in my life and when I tell my friends their jaws drop. They tell me you have no problems picking up girls at bars what the darn.

My response is well I am spending money on those chicks with no sure thing. I spend money on these chicks and I'm busting a nut and getting my person sucked. Then I don't have to deal with the bullshit that comes with it.

This little sexy thing I'm doing right now is so young compared to me that I told her I have fucked hookers and her jaw hit the floor. I said sweetheart it is the safest sex a man can have as they get tested once a week so when was the last time you were tested which didn't get answered. My reply was well sweetie you just made my case. Her reply was I had no idea you had that in you and to which my reply was I have so much in me you don't even know where to start. Seeing her again on Thursday to take care of the dirty deed. Oh how the dating game has changed so much in the past 10 years.



Can't decide what is more flawed between your grammar and your logic.  The person in the Nevada brothels are getting tested once a week because they are friggin 12 random douchebags a day from all over the world.  Do you not understand why these person are being tested once a week?  I assume you like to gamble, so take a second to learn something about odds and probability in a person house before you conclude that friggin prostitutes is "the safest sex a man can have."           
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