Posted: 7/2/2011 12:56:36 PM
great story partyalot..
i dont have a natural gas lines in my area yet buds..i live in the east coast of canada..its very uncivilized here
my buddy is an electrician and my other buddy works at home depot and slid me the heaters out the back door for a few green fees and golf carts over the summer
so at this point im winning..but losing at everything else
on a side note..i got completely friggin loaded last night...lost 400 playing holdem at the casino..hit a rub and tug on the way home when i pulled into my driveway i threw up everywhere..
i was somewhat blacked out for brief moments..i can only assume that i made myself carsick on the way home from the brothel..because i never got sick at casino or barfed all over the back of some blonde piss mop..
but when i pulled into my driveway it was just past 6am..dawn had broken..the way i park my car i have to get out and walk around the back of it to get to my front steps..so when i got to the trunk i put one hand on the side of the car and just blew mad chucks..
it was a violent session..my eyes were so full of tears i couldnt even see..i just kept my head down hoping it was the last heave..i made 3 seperate piles..
i was wearing a pair of white cloth slippers from aldo..not sure if you know what i mean..kind of fruity..kind of tennishy..but light and comfortable and fit into my non sock don johnson state of mind..
needless to say they looked like i had just kicked the crap out of a bag of vomit..im not sure if my neighbour saw my performance, but the little asian lady at the laundromat has been witness to the aftermath.. i just dropped my cloth sneakers off at the laundront wrapped in my juice stained boxer briefs i used to wipe off that hooker with..
those ppl at the laundromat are like magicians..drop off a dirt hockey bag once a week..i give them 20 bucks..and 24 hours later it all comes back folded and clean sealed in shrink wrap..
i dont know how they do it down there at the laundromat