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Posted: 8/7/2012 2:23:06 AM

Q: How Do Crazy People Get Through The Forest?


A: They Take The Psycho Path.

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Posted: 8/7/2012 2:24:14 AM

Q: What do you call a ghost's mother and father?


A: Transparents!

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Posted: 8/7/2012 2:25:56 AM
Did you hear about the sad group from Jersey who could not decide between the Holland and Lincoln Tunnel to go to work?
They suffered from Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
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Posted: 8/7/2012 2:27:01 AM
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

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Posted: 8/7/2012 2:31:52 AM
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun.
A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm soooo hungry, what can we eat?"
To which the mama cat, spying the two birds, replied, "How about some... Baskin' Robins?"

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